YO PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!! I am Shorty and my bestest weirdest friend is Ally(A.K.A. Granny G)!!!*trlala*!!!!!We live in the Outskirts of Middle Of Nowhere, USA, where nothing ever happends!!!!(unless you count the time the white church got hit by a TINY lightning bolt)We are often chased by the Men in Funny White Coats(MFWC) ah,oh, here they came *Shorty jumps onto her rabbid turkey and waddles into the sunrise!!!*trlala*!!!(P.S. please excuse my horrible speeling)