HI! I am youme2!

I am a Christian!! I am happy about it too! :-[)

My top five favorite characters from Star Wars The Clone Wars: 1. Luminara Unduli (The best character in Star Wars EVER!) 2. Barriss (Even when she turned evil! Wow, why did she do that!!!!!!!!???????) 3. Ahsoka (She is so cool!) 4. Ventress 5. Obi-Wan

37 Ways to annoy Darth Vader:

(Surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Force-Choked a few times)

1. Call him Ani.

2. Tell him you've taken up podracing as a hobby. Ask him to give you lessons.

3. Ask him if he ever knew, "A cute senator from Naboo." If he says something or stays silent, say, "Ooh, Ani's got a girlfriend!"

4. Walk around tripping every other step. If he asks you what you're doing, say, "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"

5. Imitate his breathing.

6. Steal his lightsaber and replace it with a hot pink one.

7. Blame it on Tarkin.

8. Ask him if he was ever arrested for child abuse.

9. When he does something really evil, shake your finger and say, "Now, now, Ani, would your mother approve of that?"

10. Have emotional conversations with him. Bring up Qui-Gon.

11. Follow him around singing "I Know a Song that gets on Everybody's Nerves."

12. Ask him how he goes to the bathroom in that suit.

13. Paint his TIE fighter yellow.

14. Stare at him. When he asks you what you're doing, say that you can't see how an evil jerk like him could've ever been a Jedi.

15. Throw mashed potatoes at him.

16. Whistle in his ear. When he comes after you, hide behind a stormtrooper.

17. Poke his shoulder.

18. Call him an "evil creep with a dysfunctional family."

19. Tell him he looks like a droid.

20. Sign him up for a quilting class.

21. Make up words to the Imperial March (Vader’s Theme). Sing them whenever he enters a room.

I have a idea!

The song:

Home, home on the Death star

where the Darth and Vader play

where yelling is, herd a painful word

and the sky are not evil all day

What do you think? OK, I'll go on...

22. Jab him with a stick.

23. Talk like Yoda all the time.

24. Ask him to play Battlefront with you. If he does, make him be the Rebels.

25. Tell him his mask looks stupid.

26: Ask him if he's seen Obi-Wan lately.

27: Stick refrigerator magnets to him.

28: (If you tried everything to get on his nerves, then try this one. Recommended as a last resort!)

Ask him if he knows a Jedi and Sith (I don't know if she was a Sith or was just went insane) named Barriss Offee, (Wow, familiarity much?) if he says yes or stays silent, say, "You know, you caused a lot of pain when you killed her, (or the clones killed her or whatever!) for her and her Master, (Luminara Unduli) Obi-Wan, Yoda...". Keep listing names until he kills you.

29: Talk about how his life was like Luke Skywalker's. Say, "It's almost like you're related!"

30: Tell him that you find his son attractive.

31: Ask him if he likes twins.

32: Whenever he gets close to you, pretend that you're being Force-choked. Loudly.

33: Have a loud conversation with a wall when he's nearby. If he asks you what you're doing, say that you're talking to Qui-Gon and that he's very disappointed.

34: Call him Dear Old Darthy, especially when you're near someone.

35: Ask him if he wants to buy some death sticks. Be sure to talk like that guy in the bar in Episode II who tried to sell some to Obi-Wan.

36: After doing number 30, tell him that you dumped Luke for Jabba the Hutt.

You may be obsessed with Star Wars if...

... your favorite book of the Bible is 'Luke.'

... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'

... you address your teachers as "Master."

... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.

... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.

... you have ever attempted to perform a jung ma. (YES!)

... you even know what a jung ma is. (Yes, it is a 360 jump with a lightsaber to charge power.)

... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.

... you know how to read in Aurebesh.

... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'

... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.

... you understand any of this.

Signs You Have an "Unhealthy" Obsession With Star Wars:

1. You can find all the references from the old movies in the new movies and shows.

3. You have planned out ways to kill Jar-Jar.

4. You have punched a Star Trek fan just for liking Star Trek.

5. You have made a Star Wars related shirt.

6. You drive your friends crazy with your never ending Star Wars talk and references.

7. You can find at least one Star Wars reference in everyday life. Even if it wasn't meant as a reference.

8. You have more than one picture or poster of something Star Wars related in your house.

9. You cried when 99 got shot and when Hevy gave 99 his medal. (YES! WHAAAAA! HE WAS SO NICE TOO!!! WHY DID HE DIE!? WHY!?)

10. You do not think of Star Wars as a hobby but as a lifestyle.

11. You hate order 66 just because you love the clones too much to ever have them be the bad-guys.

12. You receive advice from the characters.

13. You think about Star Wars when you are suppose to be paying attention to someone.

14. You can think of five ways that you are obsessed with Star Wars that aren't on this list.

Here's my five:

1. You play with your Star Wars action fingers. (I make episodes with them!!)

2. You think up a lot of episodes in your head. (To bad I do not put them down on paper.)

3. When you are watching a show that is not SWTCW you think of your favorite characters as the lead parts.

4. When you are listening to your favorite songs you think of your favorite Star Wars characters singing them.

5. Every time you see your favorite character in ANY Star Wars episodes/movies you almost freak out. Even if you have seen the episode/movie before. (OK, I freak out when I see Luminara Unduli in ANY episodes in SWTCW. For real! I almost yell!)

That is my "five". THANK YOU!

You Know you're addicted to Star Wars when:

1. You watch one of the 7 movies at least once a month.

2. You have gotten mad at anyone who says Star Wars is stupid or confuses it with Star Trek.

3. You quotes Yoda sometimes.

4. You have a bad feeling about everything.

5. You hate it when the SW movies go on too late for you to watch.

6. You collect even the little kids stuff such as a coloring book, kids book, or other related items of Star Wars.

7. You dream about Star Wars The Clone Wars almost every day or night.

8. You take the cutouts from packages of toys you got of SW and save them.

9. You have friends from other countries that are SW fans.

10. You read SW fanfictions.

11. You have crushes on SW boys.

12. You own a number of SW novels, books, and journals.

13. You type quotes from the books you read sometimes.

14. One of your favorite TV shows is SWTCW.

15. You can name more than half of the Skywalker and Solo family.

16. You can name most of the Jedi council during the CW.

17. You get SW's stuff for Christmas from your parents.

18. You tell a friend his roar sounded like Chewbacca.

19. You wish to go to the SW's galaxy every year on your B-day.

20. You hope scientists can figure out how to use hyperspace travel sooner or later.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

You hate sad movies.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2, Wii or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

scary movies are cool. (I like Harry Potter, If that counts.)

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chap stick. (NEVER!!!!!!!!! NEVER EVER!!!!!!!)

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYYY!!)

You wear the color pink.

Go to your Mom for advice.

You consider Cheerleading a sport. (Yes.)

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (NO! NO! NO!!)

You like wearing bracelets.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

hopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I LOVE STAR WARS!)

You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower & get dressed.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

You play with dolls as little kids do.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

P.S. I do not think that I am that girly. :-)

You Know That You Are An Author If...

You take the book you are reading EVERYWHERE and You talk to yourself a lot.

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