okay, well...Hi, I'm Emu...not really, but that's what I get called. An emu is a swift-running Australian bird with undeveloped wings that is related to and smaller than the ostrich...scientific name: Dromiceius novae-hollandiae...it also sticks its head into holes to hide from predators...stupid bird...I'm not like that...For starters, I can fly! Idon't have wings, but I can!I jumped off a building to prove it to someone...well,so I didn't do that, but I really honestly can fly...um...right now, I'm drinking a ton of Diet Sunkist, but for some reason, it isn't affecting me. If I drink Diet Sunkist from a bottle, I'm okay(yes I am drinking it straight from a 2-liter bottle...if it was a gallon, that'd be better, but given the circumstances, it's only 2-liters...), but whenever I drink it from a can, I get all drunk-ish and start babbling 'cause of the metal...I think I might be slightly allergic to it...Well, I mean babble more than I am now...and make no sense whatsoever...right, well...I'm tired fo doing a bio thingy, I'll just get back to this some other time...oh, and I still need to locate my fingernail clippers again...I keep losing the bloody things and now I've bitten one of my fingernails wrongly and it's screwed up and hurts if I put it against something.