Name: My real name is...William! YES! IT IS AN EVIL NAME! Plus it's not even my full name...which is MORE evil! I HATE IT! I hate my last name too, which I'm not telling you! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nicknames: Random, Ran-chan, Paddle, Matthew, Will and ‘That Psycho’. Moving on…

Were Name: Something Japanese (I LOVE Japan!) Maybe…Hiroshi or Daisuke.

Were species: A DOMESTIC CAT! Nyu! I LOVE cats (as does a friend of mine who’s constantly trying to turn me into one)

Age: 14…15 by November.

DOB: November 4, 1988. And ya know why there are so many November birthdays? Because everyone does the nasty on Valentine's Day...and guess how many months Feburary is from November...

Astrological Sign: Scorpio! Scorpio's are introverted, quiet, and passionate. All of which I am. So I guess I am a pretty good example of my sign.

Chinese Year: The year of the DRAGON! 1988 is the year of the dragon. Isn't that fan-bloody-tastic? According to the Chinese, I should be a gigantic, scaly reptile with large teeth that spouts fire and burns villages. I like Dragons: they ROCK!

Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom, England, Northern Hemisphere, Planet Earth, the Solar System, the Milky Way Galaxy, the Virgo Supercluster, the Universe. How's that for exact bitch?

Natural Hair Colour: Brownish Black, although my friends say it’s brown

Eye Colour: Brown! But they're steadily getting greener, now that I look at them...

Nationality: English!

Religious Affiliation: Er…I’m catholic but ain’t too big on religion. Got NOTHIN’ against it, I just hate sitting in church for an hour.

Popularity: Well, on the Internet it's rather high! ...But sadly, the Internet is not life. And therefore I must crawl back into the LOSER ranks I inhabit at my school! Ha! Not like that bothers me! I hate those stuck up meanies anyway!

Love Interests: Erm. I like this girl from Liverpool but I ain’t got the guts to tell her.

Likes: PIE! Writing, acting, drawing, reading, hanging out with ma pals, movies, cartoons, South Park, TRANSFORMERS! Video games, BARENAKED LADIES, cats, mystical creatures, JAPAN! I’ll thinka some more stuff later…

Dislikes: School, America (most of the time), capitalists, people (again, most of the time), fakers, Airheads, wasps *shudders, vegetables, Windows (grr, evil system registry! I HATE YOU!), maths, Pokemon (what a pile of crap), and some other stuff...

Personality: I'm crazy! Being cooped up in the house all the time leads to craziness...or so everyone tells me. I would just like to think that I'm a fairly free-spirited person. I tend to be a tad violent if someone pisses me off (usually due to insulting my friends) but most of the time I’m calm and easy to talk to. Ah well. I love to draw and write, just to see what comes outta my head (I’ve got a bunch of stories that I need to put onto the web) All of it I put to use by ‘evolving’ it into something else (Like a fan fiction). I’m kinda shy. I can't talk to females...especially females I like. I end up muttering to myself and talking to a wall. I LOVE to laugh and watch A LOT of comedies and stand-up comedians, I find it rather strange because at times I’m kinda pessimistic… I also ramble too much. As if you couldn't tell...

Generic School Label: Erm, loner would be the first one to come to mind. Based on my clothes, I guess one could call me the love child between three way with a skater and a geek, if that makes sense. But I guess if there were one word that people would label me by...it would be "unique". LOL

Generic Online Label: A lot of people know me as a psycho from various Transformer message boards. But I’m a guy people like to be around (according to what they say). They usually laugh at most of the random (hence the name) garbage I say, not that I mind. I love a good chuckle.

Fears: Hmm, Wasps are the first thing that springs to mind (I don’t mind Bees though, their nice), followed closely by partial Arachnophobia (I ain’t scared of small house spiders, big ole’ tarantula’s scare me!) Aswell as heights. Also I always feel that if I’m going over a bridge it’ll collapse. I then tell myself to shut up…

~Random’s Hobbies~

Writing: Obviously I like to write or else I would not be on Fanfiction.net. Durrr. I write a lot! I've been writing for a long time. My first fanfic was back when I was 7...I wrote a big story about a snail called ‘Sammy’ (I wrote a BOOK on the bastard!). I used to be uber-obsessed with Sonic. Then moved on to things like ‘Megaman’ and ‘Transformers’

Drawing: I draw, kinda...I like to do it, but I really suck. I’m not the best, but I defiantly am NOT the worst! One day I want to draw anime, but I'm trying to do some robots now. I ONLY draw cartoons! I CANNOT draw realistically to save my life.

Acting: I LOVE ACTING! I love doing Drama at school; I went to drama school for 3 years but dropped it (Couldn’t afford to keep going). I love adopting another character (mostly coz my life sucks) and mostly it’s good, clean fun!

Reading: I like reading Sci-fi stuff, gigantic star ships, space battles, aliens, robots, etc. You get the idea. Strangely I ain’t into Star Trek, seems too geeky for my liking.

Internet: Yes, the Internet is a hobby. I like to read fan fiction, go on message boards and generally talk to people. Hey, isn’t that what the internet’s for?!

~Random's Favourites~

Cartoons: Transformers! Woo! I love that stuff; ya can’t beat TF’s. I like virtually any Anime churned outta the works. But as a kid I was exposed to old Hanna-Barbara stuff (which I still love), the thing is the cartoons I like are about 50-60 years old. Weird that…

Characters: My favourite character is Jazz, from the Transformers Generation One! Followed extremely close by Megaman and Crash Bandicoot!

Couples/Parings: Myself and Jade *Blushes*

Food: I love fruit! But my favourite food is...PIE! I LOVE PIE! I especially love pie when it’s APPLE PIE!
YUMMY!

Soda: DR.PEPPER! I LOVE DP! WOO!

Colour: Blood red…black…aaaaaaaand maybe green

Number: 0. Dunno, just roles of the tongue: Zeeeeeerrrrrrrooooooo!

Video Games: There are so many video games that I love! Mario 64, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Super Smash Brothers, Super Mario World, Mario 3, Donkey Kong 1, 2, 3, and 64, Sonic 2, Sonic Adventure, Mario Kart 64, Super Mario World Two: Yoshi's Story, and...and...eee! So many...I am the video game champion!

Computer Games: I only have one. THE SIMS. I LOVE THE SIMS. I'm completely obsessed with it. I would play it much more than I do, but my computer doesn't have enough RAM for it to run fast enough (my computer has 64 RAM, if you have one or more expansion packs you're supposed to have 128 RAM...and I have all five expansion packs).

Movies: Transformers the movie, Spirited Away, Sonic Anime, Flubber, Lucky break, Pirates of the Caribbean, Robocop 1, 2 and 3, Terminator, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Me, Myself and Irene, Liar-Liar, Ace Ventura: Pet detective, Batman, Teenage-mutant-hero-Turtles, The Iron Man and…helluva lot more!

Books: Monument, The hidden Empire, Northern Lights, The Subtle knife, The Amber Spyglass, James and the Giant peach and some I can’t think of round about now.

TV Shows: Transformers G1, Beast Wars, Car Robots 2001, X-Men Evolution, Jackie Chan adventures, DangerMouse, Hong Kong Phooey, Filmore, South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Dexter’s Lab, Ed-Edd-and Eddy and many, MANY more!