Fili

Kili

Bifur

Bofur

Bombur

Ori

Nori

Dori

Oin

Gloin

Dwalin

Balin

Thorin

That pretty much sums me up :P

Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates

Cut the cloth and trail the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if they are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!

How to scare your roommate or best friend:

1: Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...

2: While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor and moan.

3: Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you. "Then pretend to faint, When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, i remember!" pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4: Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5: Make a sandwich, Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich, wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwhich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

6: Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back! "as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

7: Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer.

As you may have guessed, I am weird-ish. Please read and review my stories :) It is much appreciated :P Feel free to PM me ideas or constructive criticism, all of it is taken in to account :) or just PM me if you wanna chat ;) I love talking to you guys :3

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Ps. Aidan Turner *slobbers/drools*