Hey, I'mLex (Alex, Alexis, Alexius, Lexi-poo, Ickle Lexikins, Charles, 'Viagra Pen Person'... etc etc...)
Yeah, whatever you know me as...

Anywho, I live in Cally-for-nee-ah, in the United States of America... the only nation who has a president that can't read, spell, write, speak, or do anything considered 'challenging' to kindergarteners... ((I appologize to hard-core republicans))

If you want to send flames (bad reviews in the form of rants) about my slashy gay (literally) stories... then I will welcome the fire because I'm a bit of a pyro anyway... but then I will consider you a flamer as well, because you sent me a flame (therefore making you a flamer).

I consider myself proud to be a rebellious lesbian buddhist, so leave me alone! Just becausein others' opinions, I'mdestroying moral values and bring down society isn't a good reason to botha me about it... Everything is subject to interpretation...

By the way, if I hadn't scared you enough up to this point, read my stories! I like humor and parody ;)... especially of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings,the bible,and Sailor Moon!!!!

I haven't really posted on fanfiction.net too much, but I am going to do a bit of posting on adultfanfiction.net in the future (i.e. whenever I actually get time to do anything other than work).
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