(Car pulling away from cabin. Above the garage there is lettering like this
B
A
R
E

1
7
9
9

My sister turns to me, Hey Allie, This Cabin is really old!
Look at the date! Its was built in 1799!)

Ok another story now...

(We are eating dinner under Pine Trees

Mom: (to dad) Greg, the trees around the house are dying!
Dad: (to mom) Yea, I'll call someone in when we get home
My twin sister: Maybe their just changing with the fall!
Mom, looking at my sister funny: Honey, their evergreens.
*

I'm sorry. My sister is a blond bred in California. However, I can't say much either, as I am blond as well. But she has blue eyes, I have hazel. So, I don't consider myself the same as her! And also, not all blonds are stupid. Some of them are very smart! Like Jessica Simpson. She is my HERO!

For all those that read Tamora Pierce Fanfiction. Joren is DEAD! GET OVER IT! He was a mean, nasty little ...(cough) thing! And Cleon is married. He and Kel are NEVER going to get together! Dom, maybe, Neal, NO WAY! And Alanna and Jon? Please. She NEVER wanted to marry him. THEY WOULD HAVE KILLED EACHOTHER BEFORE THEIR FIRST YEAR OF MARRIAGE ENDED! Ok, got that out of my system.

Ok, I get that It's fanfiction and people can do what they want. But please, if your going to do, make it so It's marked AU.

Has anyone else ever woken up on a Sunday and thought that it was Monday?

NOTE TO SELF: When eating mushrooms, don’t think about how they are made of fungi.