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Joined 04-23-03, id: 374245
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Howdy all!

Name: I'll never tell, but ppl call me Roxy!
Age: A lady never tells her age!
B-day: Not telling, but I am a Scorpio!
Fave Books: LotR series, HP series ((just finished Order of the Phoenix...had to cope with a certain death of one of the characters...won't say who for those of u who haven't read it!)) Books by Tamora Pierce, SotL, Immortals, PotS, Vampire books, especially by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, A Series of Unfortunate Events, ((still waitin' for Book the Tenth!))classic books like Treasure Island, The count of Monte cristo, Cyrano de Bergerac...and tons of other books that i can't think of at the moment...

Fave TV shows: Boy Meets World 4 ever!!!!!!!!!!!! I like lots of shows my sister likes, too, Even Stevens, Kim Possible (luv ron stoppable!) On adult swim, Family guy, Home Movies, nickelodeon shows that were popular when i was younger, Rocko's Modern Life (that show rocks! mindless entertainment!) Pete & Pete, Ren & stimpy, Jackass the tv show, Alias, Scrubs, and Frasier...there might be others, but again, i can't think of 'em...

Fave Movies: FotR, TTT, HP: SS HP: CoS, How to lose a guy in 10 days, Charlies Angels 1, All disney movies ^-^, again...other movies that i can't remember...

Stuff I like: Cheese, bacon, lima beans, cows, sheep, horses, cats, lions, tigers, bears, telephones, computers, swords, bows and arrows, fencing swords, science fiction, dandelions, soccer balls, acting, singing, dancing, music, legos, rocks, and umbrellas.

Stuff I don't like: Monkeys, trains, SUVs, quails, chicken, pit bulls, jars, tripe, yo-yo's, picture frames, sea gulls, mako sharks, and side-table drawers.

I don't have a web site or a homepage, but I want one. I like to weave. I like to make fun of books-made-into-movies. I like to be sarcastic. Oh yeah, I think Dave Barry is the best humor writer EVER!!!! that guy is freakin' hilarious.

My favorite Quotes:
~~~"Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or recieving the news that someone in your family has betrayed you to your enemies, one of the most unpleasant experiences in life is a job interview."
~*Lemony Snicket, A series of Unfortunate Events: The Carnivorous Carnival

~~~"Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from or how often they should appear."
~*Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Carnivorous Carnival

Hey, guess what I hate? Mary Sues. I hate them a lot. But once, as a joke, I went onto a Mary-Sue generator and here i am...Mary-sue like...:

Name: Kimberlee Foxworth
Eye color: Smoky cerulean
Hair color: Shimmering wheat
Essence: Fragrant Nightblossom
Cool job: Photojournalist
Paranormal power: Sees dead people
Distinguishing mark: Streak of white hair
Relation to a major character: Mace Windu's mentor

How fricken' lame is that? I mean, who has "smoky cerulean" eyes. No one. No real person is THAT perfect. Don't care what people think. I hate mary sues. Period.

~~*more to come*~~

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Lily Evans A History by Bethany1 reviews
Updated 06.01.07 Lily's life from preHogwarts to marrying James Potter. Her relationship to her parents, her sister, her friends and the foursome that would change her life forever. PREOotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 400,291 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Padfoot and Prongs by Sarah L. Padfoot reviews
A collection of letters that Messrs Padfoot and Prongs wrote and received during their fifth year at Hogwarts. Written mainly for my own amusement, but I would love to know what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 7/2/2003
Alternative XMen by The-Oddish reviews
My own little X-Men universe, it's a bit... weird. Prof. X is a hippie, for instance. Includes a lot of slash, espesh Ororo/Jean.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
When MWPP and Lily find a fanfiction story by Hannah9 reviews
(Title needs work) Have you ever wondered what would happen if MWPP and Lily found a story writen by one of our very own fanfiction authors? You can find out in this story. So read . . . . if you dare!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003
At The Opera by Rainsong reviews
Hilarity ensues when Lily invites James and his friends to the opera. MWPP/L, with crazed theatre employees thrown in for good measure. *Chapter 7 Uploaded*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,025 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2003 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Sirius B., James P.
Gryffindor Man by Shadarii reviews
Parody of "Particle Man" by They Might Be Giants. Good times, I assure you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/27/2003
Antlers and Petals: As told by the Paws by Erina reviews
*AU* I'm Sirius Black. Dashingly handsome, witty, humorous, d- *ahem*, Sirius...please just say the description?--Yes, of course Erina. you beautiful, g- SIRIUS! Sorry, sorry. This is the story of James and Lily through my eyes *snigger* Buckle up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 5/5/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Five Girls, One Man by Elizabeth Caitlin reviews
Finished! Five girls are in love with Link. Five girls who would be willing to do almost anything in order to win his heart...who will get him? And who does Link love?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,735 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2002 - Published: 12/28/2001
Harry Potter, The Weakest Link! reviews
PG to be safe. This one is the good copy, read this one! Lemme know what you think, R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003