Hey everyone, this is The Grammar Nazi (or should I say Author's Wrath? _;). Though I doubt it, there is a very slim chance that someone may recognize me from Fiction Press. Unfortunately, my usual pen name was taken by someone who hasn't logged in since 2003 and has no stories. Woe is me. -_-" Anyhow, all bitterness aside, it's great to be back on this wonderful site and I hope to have some original fics up soon. In the meantime, you stalker people out there who wish to know more about me may read down. I wish you all well.

--TGN

P.S. Here's the link to my Fiction Press account. http://www.fictionpress.com/~thegrammarnazi

Name: That's TGN to you, Mister.

Gender: Female, last time I checked.

Age: 1511/12 (Ai, close enough to 16.)

Height: Eh, something like 5' 9". Yeah, I'm tall. Sue me.

Weight: Why do you need to know? XD

Eyes/Hair: Who writes these things anyway?? -sigh- Blond hair, green eyes.

Favorite Color: Why? Oh well. I like black. I'm not goth or emo or whatever, I just like the fact that the moms of little kids look at you funny when you wear black--and of course, the fact that black goes with anything.

Favorite Food: Oh my. Eh...I suppose I'll have to go with shrimp tempura. No, I'm not "Wapanese;" I just like shrimp tempura. "

Least Favorite Food: Stewed spinach. Just kill me now.

Hobbies: Writing (imagine that), drawing, music equals life, composing, Harvest Moon equals a WAY of life.

Likes: Well that's very open-ended. Let's see, I like my friends (hence, why they're my friends), dressing like a cross between a guy and a PMSing homicidal maniac, disgustingly cute things, the song Dango Daikazoku from Clannad (that song is so scary, it doesn't even belong in the music category), reading/watching anime, manga, novels, short stories (horror, FTW), and reality tv (Gordon Ramsey is my secret lover--it's so secret, even he doesn't know), and playing the tenor saxophone, cello, and (I guess I like playing the) clarinet.

Dislikes: God, this'll be a long list. I'll condense it: 99 percent of the world's total population, chatspeak (don't tlk 2 me lyk dis), stupidity in general (it's only funny and endearing to a certain extent, folks), Yaoi/Yuri (you can write it, I won't like or respect you less, but don't expect me to read it, please and thank you), and anything involving physical activity besides DDR.

Favorite Shows: Oh my. Let's see... Ef: A Tale of Memories, Clannad, Ouran High School Host Club, Hell's Kitchen, American Idol (David Cook, FTW), Bamboo Blade, and Yu-Gi-Oh (I remember when I was a kid; that show was my life man, my life).

Favorite Books: Hrm... Alright. Jisatsu Circle, the Echorium Sequence, Sabriel, Nagatachou Strawberry, Rockin' Heaven, Scarlet Chair (it's pretty good so far), Naruto is okay (though it should have been over long ago), and Fruits Basket (Shigure = my other secret lover).

Favorite Artists: AACK. This is the worst! Ok ok, since I can never decide, this is in no particular order. Got it? xP;; Breaking Benjamin, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Eufonius, TFK, Skillet, Project 86 (I am a member of Team Black; if you know what that is give yourself a cookie), Yoko Kanno, Tomoki Hasegawa, Hikaru Utada, Demon Hunter, Angelzoom, Aureola, Stellar Kart, RED, and this spot is here as props for all of the wonderful bands that I know I'm forgetting; I love you guys.

Favorite Song(s): Darn right it's plural. (And these are also in no particular order, folks.) Inside the Fire by Disturbed, Say Goodnight to the Bad Guy by Project 86, Into My Arms by Angelzoom, Black Flowers by Aureola, Breathe Into Me by RED, The Last Night by Skillet, Eleanor Rigby by David Cook (yeah, I like it better than the original, sue me), Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park, and Violet Hill by Coldplay.

Favorite Characters: Ok ok, I've so got this. Saya Kota (from Jisetsu Circle), Gary Oak (POKEMANZ, FTW), Seto Kaiba, Bakura, and Joey Wheeler (Yu-Gi-Oh, haha), Gray, Cliff, Vaughn, Luke, Kurt, Elliot, Shea, Kai, Denny, Louis, and Gill (Harvest Moon is my life), Tamaki (Bamboo Blade), Tamaki (Ouran XD), Shigure (Fruits Basket I swear I am him, just in a less perverted girl form), and Sasuke (from Naruto, before he became a whiny, emo piece of -insert adjective and word here-).

Favorite Pairings: I stole this category from my friend, it looked fun. Sorry buddy. 8D~!

Naruto - NaruHina, LeeSaku, NejiTenten, KibaHina (can't decide who she should go with -;), ShikaTem, and TsunadeJiraiya.

Fruits Basket - KyoTohru, YukiMachi, GureME (Naw, just kidding, GureAkito), GureMayu (I'm a horrible sadist), RitsuEditor, HaruRin, MomoTohru (dunno why, it's interesting), YukiTohru (pre volume...I think it's eight), and ToriKana (the other guy should have an accident...haha).

Clannad - TomoyaRyou (sorry Nagisa, I just really liked Ryou X3).

So, yeah, that's all you need to know (and more!) about me. Here's the project list:

1. Harvest Moon Fic - Claire x EVERYONE (hahaha). I'm going to be taking polls as I go to see who to pair her with; I'll make multiple endings if necessary.

2. Harvest Moon oneshot - Akari x Gill. This'll be on hold until my preordered copy of ToT gets here, for obvious reasons. Still, it'll be fun. 8D

3. Harvest Moon Fic - Jill x Skye. I was tempted to do this with Claire, since I think they make a cuter couple, but Jill is the technical Forget-Me-Not girl, and I'm already doing one with Claire, so I guess it's Jill. Shucks.

4. Fruits Basket Fic - Shigure x ...HIMSELF?! Naw. I'm just going to write a fic centered around good ol' Gure. He may end up with a love interest, but probably not. We'll see. P:

5. Naruto Fic - Hina x Naruto AND Kiba!! I've never been able to decide between the two, so I'm trying to figure it out by writing about it. XD;; We'll see if it works.

6. Ef: A Tale of Memories Fic - Chihiro x OC. I liked Renji, but honestly, I think there could have been a better character there. So I'm going to try. XD

Yup, that's all my projects right now. I'm not sure which Ill be focusing on, probably something not even on here (it always works out like that. xP;). We'll see. 8D

TGN Message of the Week: Hey everyone, I'm finally back. xD;; I'm hoping to update more frequently here and on my Fiction Press, so check back if you'd like. Feel free to drop me a message any time, I'd love to see your works. I'm an editor on the side as well, so always feel free to ask for a full critique! If you're willing to wait a few days, I'll go over your story in a word processor and correct it and make notes in nice, bright red font. No charge. XD Feel free to ask if you're in need of an in-depth critique. So, that's all for this week. Nothing major going on. I wish you all well!

--TGN

When I saved my profile, it went haywire. I'm still searching out typos and such; if anyone catches one, would you mind letting me know? Please and thank you. 8D

--TGN