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Joined 04-16-03, id: 370750
Ooooo. I get to write all about myself here! Isn't it exciting?! no. Alright here's the deal:
My name is Stefanie
I'm 17 yrs old.
I love writing but im not sure if im that good at it... I don't write fan fiction, I write original fiction which I post at fictionpress.net under this same pen name, in case you want to know, which you don't.
I am having a temporary obsession with: Anything to do w/ Harry Potter, especially Draco Malfoy (yum!) I like Harry/Draco slash, Anything Artemis Fowl, esp. Atremis, lol. There are no pairings in that fanfiction that I like, and I especially can't stand Holly/Artemis. It gives me the willies! I would like to read some crossover of HPand AF that featured Artemis/Draco, but I've never been able to find one. Very sad indeed.
I am also terrified of fluffy pink things!
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Life in Reverse by Min Daae reviews
Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,031 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,449 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loki
Cover Up the Sun by Mikkeneko reviews
After the invasion of Asgard by Malekith the Accursed, Loki seeks shelter in the one place in the Nine Realms he knows he will be welcome: Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youths. Sequel to A Villain State of Mind; no pairing, rehabilitation, angst/comfort.
Crossover - Thor & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,183 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Loki, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Nightcrawler, Hank/Beast - Complete
A Villain State of Mind by Mikkeneko reviews
To no one's pleasure, Loki ends up stranded in SHIELD custody after the events of The Avengers. Wary of Loki's dangerous abilities, Nick Fury calls in the favor of an old friend to help him keep this new threat under control - but can even the formidable Professor X save Loki from himself? Angst, hurt/comfort, redemption; no pairing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,990 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Enthrall by Yih reviews
Draco's a veela that's been handed the tough task of seducing Harry Potter to the Dark Lord's side. Will Draco fall in love? Will Harry fall for Draco? And why does Voldemort want Harry? Features Seer!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,453 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Champions by Just Wolf reviews
After Cedric talks to Harry at the Yule Ball, Harry begins to think he might be more than just a Pretty Boy. Exploring the possibilities of a relationship between them during GoF. Feedback is appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,486 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5965 - Favs: 7,092 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Return of Hastur by H.J. Bender reviews
Sequel to "Revenge of the Housplants". Hastur wants Crowley dead, and the only way it's going to happen is if he kills the serpent himself. Slapstick hilarity ensues.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,935 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
The Anointed Prince by Decadence reviews
Faced with his upcoming crowning, and his kingdom on the edge of war, Prince Draco Malfoy must find the perfect spouse to rule by his side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,709 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Revenge of the Houseplants by H.J. Bender reviews
FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: read fic.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
Cigarettes and Razorblades by Aurora Enkeli Medeis reviews
Shunned by his housemates and left sarcastic and bitter, with the war over and won what is Harry to do now he can live? Answer: turn to tobacco and self harm while developing a romance with a once hated enemy now friend and confident. (complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,249 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Birds of a Feather by Blue Yeti reviews
ACTIVE. What would another genius say when they met our dear little Arty? Why do fairies idolise the Mud Men? What would you do if you found an illness which magic can't cure? War is declared, Artemis is shot, and the Lower Elements go BOOM!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,273 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 9/10/2002 - Artemis F.
Blood to Gold by Elbereth in April reviews
Harry Potter Crossover. Holly asks Artemis and Juliet to go undercover at Hogwarts to find someone who has been murdering fairies.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Luck of the Irish by arin reviews
(slash) Set between books 1 and 2, tells the story of Artemis' attempt to adjust to boarding school life while conducting one of his nefarious schemes. Rating is for potential sexual content of future chapters.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/7/2003 - Published: 6/14/2003
Snakes and Lions by GatewayGirl reviews
COMPLETE! A nightmare prompts Harry to return alone to the Chamber of Secrets, and leads to a new look at an old enemy. Harry enjoys the company, but when LeStrange has sworn to kill him, how far can he trust a Death Eater’s son? (Full summary in Ch.1)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 119,952 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bend Me by Lodestar reviews
In which the story ends as all bad stories should... *Chapter 4 Now Here!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2002 - Published: 12/26/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.