GASP! CHAPTER 29! Sweet merciful Jebebus! We updated! A hopeful result of getting hit by a large moving vehicle...read on to find out! Some naughty words utilized. And definitely naughty thoughts written down in a manner which is rather...

We all dream of falling into Middle-earth, but what when Middle-earth falls on you? Expect the unexpected! Non-Mary-Sue.

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

A New Chapter as of Aug. 13 A character-driven piece concerning all our favorites, starring Legolas and O/C, with a good bit of Sam and Frodo, too. New relationships are built and old ones tested as a new terror develops in ME.

**COMPLTETE** Legolas travels to an AU to save Middle Earth and an unexpected relationship ensues - with a mortal woman. Can it last? Finally, a story for a more mature reader and lover of LOTR and all things elven. Now with THANK YOU note at end.