Greetings, mortals.

A NOTE:

Yes, I used to be called SandryLark. Then I got sick of it and renamed myself. However, as relatively few people have a basic grounding in Deutsch, I believe a pronunciation tutorial is in order, so here goes. "Fuchs" is pronounced "Foosh-s" and is German for "fox." I think the "-chan" is self-explanatory. Please make an effort to say it correctly, as it can sound downright wrong when mispronounced.

ABOUT ME (though why you'd care, I don't know):

Name: I give up with the secrecy crap already. The name's Charlotte. Call me Char, or face my wrath!
Age: Not telling. Nuh uh.
Gender: Guess. No, this is not a trick question.
Height: five foot something
Opinion of George W. Bush: Low in the extreme

I can be found on LiveJournal under the same name.

CURRENT OBSESSIONS:

MEGATOKYO!!!!
The Matrix
Lord of the Rings (books and movies)
William Gibson books
Harry Potter (esp. Draco!)

MUSES:

Lyrrik- A little winged fox who derives twisted pleasure from dropping ideas on my head when I haven't got a pencil with me. *coughSADISTICcough*

Lyrrik: *suspicious* What was that again?

Heh...um...nothing?

Lyrrik: *shifty eyes*

Milligan- A small winged hedgehog. He helps out with mushy stuff, when I condescend to write it.

With these two going on at each other inside my head, it's really no wonder I've gone completely 'round the twist.

I (review my fic) think (review my fic) I'll (review my fic) insert (review my fic) some (review my fic) discreet (review my fic) subliminal (review my fic) messaging (review my fic) in (review my fic) this (review my fic) sentence, (review my fic) so (review my fic) you (review my fic) have (review my fic) been (review my fic) warned: (review my fic) read (review my fic) it (review my fic) at (review my fic) your (review my fic) own (review my fic) risk (review my fic). There, that oughta do it! Thanks for bothering to read this far!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

8/1/04- Getting all psyched up to update again before going off to the UK on holiday. I'm TEMPORARILY taking down SWVotY Awards to fix the format- apparently script-style = evil... *sigh* Silly, silly rules... I promise it'll be up again soon, complete with a new!!! chapter. Athena is getting updated too, if I can find time inbetween packing...

8/2/04- Have realized that there's no way to reformat SWVotY Awards without completely destroying everything I like about it, so I'm taking it off this site permanently. It can, however, still be found on my personal website, and has been updated. It can be reached from my homepage (see above), or you can use the address below to reach it. Reformatting the chapters in HTML proved to be a right pain, but it's all there now. Oh, and I have saved the email copies of all my reviews from SWVotY- your constructive criticism, ego boosting, and suggestions mean a lot to me.

Heartfelt thanks and virtual candycanes to Darth Maligna, who writes full-length movie script parodies and has sent an awesome letter to the site administration which pretty much sums up what we're all thinking: WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH THEM? THEY SHOULD PUNISH THE IDIOTS WITH NO COMMAND OF THE LANGUAGE THEY PURPORT TO SPEAK WHO WRITE MARY-SUE SH*T, NOT SOME OF THE BEST COMEDY WRITERS AROUND!!! *deep breaths* I'm okay now, just got a little worked up...

AMUSING QUOTES:

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." -Anon.

"If at first you don't succeed, clearly you're screwing it up somehow." -Anon.

"You didn't brush your teeth!" -The Camoose Club (Long story, ask if you must)

"I don't have time for this shit." -Trinity

"Digital pimp, hard at work." -Switch

Me: "He's oblivious."
Natty: "Isn't that right, Eddie?"
Eddie: "Huh?"
-Me, a friend, and a clueless person in Social Studies class

"The way to a man's heart is between the fourth and fifth rib." -Anon.

"Violence is not the answer. It is a question, and the answer is 'Yes.' " -Anon.

"As private parts to the gods are we- they play with us for their sport." -Lord Melchett, from BlackAdder II

"I want to be young and wild. Then I want to be middle-aged and rich. And then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending I'm deaf." -Edmund Blackadder III

The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd!" -Edmund Blackadder II

"They do say, Mrs. M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head." -Edmund Blackadder III

"Do not start with me- you will not win." -Anon.

"Honestly! Just because I'm not prejudiced against the undead!" -Me

"All's fair in love and war, and I'm in love with war!" -Toby, or perhaps he nicked it from somewhere. I'll have to check.

Reuben: "Don't you sleep?"
Me: "Nah, sleep is for humans."
Toby: "Well, I usually doze off for two or three hours hanging upside-down from the rafters..."
Reuben: "Ah."
-Me, a friend, and someone who has not killed me yet and therefore must consider me either tolerable or not worth the effort involved in disposing of the corpse afterward or just biding his time until my back is turned, discussing the busy, busy schedule of the lattermost.

Okay, okay, I'll shut up now.