Hey there, this is Zalentine. I'm sure that after reading some of my humor fics (and I'll probably be writing a lot of those) you'd think I'm crazy. The truth is... yes, I am crazy. But when I start writing more serious stuff, I'll hope my stupid/dark humored fanfics don't turn you away. Right now, I'm working on a serious Naruto plot in my head, but I'm half afraid to write it down because there's no way to tell how accurate it'll be when new episodes/chapters come out.

Hrm... a lot of profiles have a list of favorite pairings.Well, mine doesn't. =P

Right now I'm a teenager in Earth years.

I like designing RPGs.

And um.. why are you reading this?

Read my fanfics, silly =D

Okay, I see that some people look at this. So I'm going to list some things I'm currently working on, so you know what to look forward to and know what I'm still doing.

Firstly, there's the never-ending Kakashi, Iruka, and Gai: Oh My! series. Humor/Parody K+ Yes, I said never-ending. I will never stop writing them. Unless I run out of ideas. Pssh. Like that'll happen. It's a crack fanfic about Kakashi, Iruka, and Gai when they were somewhere around Konohamaru's age. It's stupid, funny, gross, and random... just like little boys.

Secondly, I wrote a Christmas special, about Neji being shown the Christmas Youth! It was originally going to be about a story Gai wrote himself, but it was getting hard for me to write like Gai. He kept reffering to himself as "the hottest thing in Konoha", and it just wasn't that Christmas-ey. So I changed the stuff in it that looked like Gai's writing and made it look more like a set-up Team Gai had planned. It even includes a birthday chapter of Kakashi, Iruka, and Gai! Oh My!, because it's Gai's birhtday!

Oh, and I also write some original things. Most of it it poetry, but if you're interested at all I have an account on fictionpress (Zalentine). I'd love some concrit if you'll spare some, my own stuff is rather lonely.

Thanks for being here, and enjoy your reads!