Greetings. And welcome to my head. Enjoy your sanity while you can.

For some reason, I switch pen and screen names many times before I settle down with one I truly love. Don't be surprised if you saw this one author post a story similar (cough, or just alike, cough) to the ones I'm posting now. I love this Pit of Voles so much that I feel the irrepressible urge to multiply myself among its inhabitants until I am crowned the Queen Vole. So I hope you will accept your place among my minions, read all of my works like they are the most evocative pieces you have ever read, and leave such wonderful reviews that tears shall come to my eyes.

I'm a lowly college student who gets her rocks off by writing about guys doing other guys, girls doing other girls, sometimes guys doing girls or girls doing guys, and rarely various magical creatures doing guys or girls. Oh yeah, and I like my guys with girly parts a lot too. Never tried a girl with guy-y parts; that's what strap-ons are for, right? This might be a little too mature for some audiences. But I love the kink.

And now, more about me, but in simple list form:

Favorites:
TV/Web Shows : Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Foamy, Will & Grace, South Park, Big Wolf on Campus, Boy Meets World, The Mentalist, Big Bang Theory, House, NCIS, Angel, Dead Like Me, Star Trek
Anime: Inuyasha, Gundam Wing, Weiß Kreuz, Sailor Moon, Gravitation, Card Captor Sakura, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters, Naruto, Candidate for Goddess
Actors: Hugh Laurie, Robert Sean Leonard, Omar Epps, Neil Patrick Harris, Leonard Nimoy, Patrick Stewart, Seth Green, Adam Sandler, Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, Victor Garber, Julia Roberts, Michelle Trachtenberg, Kate Winslet, Keira Knightley
Movies: Titanic, Underworld, RENT, Van Helsing, Pirates of the Caribbean, Phantom of the Opera, Peter Pan, She's the Man, 10 Things I Hate About You, Pride & Prejudice (BBC 1995), The Pagemaster, Aladdin, High School Musical, Hercules, Pocahontas, Star Trek
Authors: J.K. Rowling, D.J. Machale, Jane Austen, Louisa May Alcott, Gregory Macguire, Edgar Allan Poe, Algernon Charles Swinburne, Oscar Wilde, T. S. Eliot, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Emily Dickinson, Harper Lee
Books: Harry Potter series, Pendragon series, Little Women, Pride and Prejudice, Wicked series (and musical), It's Kind of a Funny Story, The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things, Jane Eyre, An Old-Fashioned Girl, To Kill a Mockingbird
Pairings: Neville/Harry, Blaise/Harry, Draco/Harry (HP), Spike/Xander (BtVS), Will/Jack (W&G), Tommy/Merton (BWoC), Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Kenny/Cartman, and Cartman/Wendy (SP), Shawn/Cory (BMW)
Characters: Harry, Hermione, Draco, Lily, Bellatrix, Severus, Narcissa, Tom Riddle, Voldemort, Blaise, Albus Severus, Scorpius, Rose, and Ginny (HP), Spike, Xander, Wesley, Ethan Rayne, Drusilla, Dawn, Giles, Buffy, and Willow (BtVS), Will, Grace, Karen, and Jack (Will & Grace), Tommy, Merton, and Becky (BWoC)