HeyHey!! People of FanFiction!
I'm the CriticismWiz((a.k.a. Alter-ego of Strawberries-and-Cherries a.k.a. Belima~)) I know how aggravating it is when people review but they don't really /review/ So I am here to fix that problem!!!! Ya got a story? Let me read it and I'll give you a /real/ opinion!

Warning: I /am/ honest so you might here stuff you don't wanna here. Be prepared, and don't take my criticism personally, I'm just trying to help.

Well I guess I'll describe myself...
I am extremely random, can't stand math, I look out for my friends, HATE grammar ((the class that is...)) I love to read and make my own designs, I am commited to my grades, I even go to MATH tutoring ((EWWWW)) I love anime!! We have an anime club at our school its Kewlie!! First impression of me would probably be: Quiet, shy, pushover, cry-baby or wimp. Boy how wrong those people are. HAHA! I really am loud and kinda oblivious when it comes to certain things, I can be a bit bossy and nosy at times, but overrall I think I am a lovable person...

Now lets describe Belima~
I'm quiet and distant, but thats because people bug me; I'm not that shy-timid type girl. I don't like being in rooms filled with people and I hate elevators. Normally I can just let things slide by, but if you annoy me enough, I promise I will make you suffer. If I had to pick one thing that I hated about school, it would be all the students that go there. Everyone there is either immature or a complete idiot or cannot keep their mouth shut longer then two minutes. I prefer to stay at home and lose myself in a good book then worry about going to the lates parties or hangin' with the 'in-crowd.' Those backstabing bastards will never get anywhere in life. I like to go the extra mile with my assignments, my biggest problem is public speaking and I plan to fix that this year.
Well, I guess that's all you need to know about me...Oh and I love anime too...

Well, this profile is going to have all my story ideas on it that I don't feel like putting on my Strawberries-and-Cherries profile, so you might come to this page more for story updates then my other one...hehe;

Well like I said before, I love anime, here are some of my favs.

Naruto~
DNAngel~
Prince of Tennis~
Mamotte Lollipop~
Kitchen Princess~
Legend~
Shuga Chara~
Vampire Knight~
Goong~
Angel Diary~
My Heavenly Hockey Club~

Now my favorite books:

Twilight ((New Moon and Eclipse))~
What if...((series))~
I'd tell you I love you but then I'd have to kill you~
The Notebook Girls~
Saving Zoe~
Avalon High~
Megan Meades Guide to the McGowan Boys~
TTYL ((TTFN and L8R, G8R))~
Speak~
Twisted~
Bermudez(SP?) Triangle~
The Little Prince~
This Lullaby~
Hacking Harvard~
The Book Thief~
Blue is for Nightmares~
Bleed~
Crooked~

Behold!! The list of kewliocious inside jokes!! Some are from animes and some...well, I'm not sure how we came up with them...I guess it's just 'cause we're random!!!

1) "You're...a man?!"--Chibi Vampire
2) "I will be your slave,"--DNAngel
3) "Baka Baka! Baka Loafe knight!"--Pretear
4) "My little pony, my little pony, has died because of Daaaark!"--DNAngel
5) "He obviously got shot and had to get surgery!"--Dallas from Spanish class ((Big pain))
6) "Mr. Lindsey won't wait forever!"--Sarah, my BFF
7) "You haven't been hit by every ball in the world..."--Philip ((a.k.a PHILIPE!!!))
8) "Kar! What's up Kar?"--Sarah
9) "Hotness is too great!!"--Naruto ((You'd have to be there...))
10) SPLAT "...That...was uncalled for..."--Toma-chan!
11) "Skittles! Taste the rainbow!!"--Naruto
12) "What the--There's no way the human stomach can expand that big!" pulls away shirt "MEOW!" attacks--Prince of Tennis
13) "GOONG!"--Me
14) "Too bad. I will become more powerful then any jedai!" ZOOM--Village of DDR
15) "He's a baaaaad St. Bernard!"--Twilight
16) "F--ing Brian's coming..." "What?!" "F--ing Brian's coming!!!!"--Dane Cook
17) "Why won't you love me?! It's because I have glasses isn't it??"--Kabuto (Naruto)
18) "Oh, a sadistic vampire bent on torturing her to death, sure no problem! She goes off to meet him. An IV on the other hand..."--Twilight
19) "Are you dead? Please be dead! He's still breathing...damn..."--DNAngel
20) "Evil Syusuke lives in Bleach!!!"--Me wOOt!
21) "Tim is lime a fune peson!"--Me and Sarah ((hehehehehehehehe))
22) "I have a feeling the South shall riiiise again!!"--Will Smith
23)"Who would want to date me anyway? I have no job, no sel-esteem, I'm useless--" "Shutup! I'm trying to watch TV!"--Fresh Prince of Bel Air

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I Am Me
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Tenimyu is kewlie-awesomness! No matter what people say!!!

and that's pretty much it, if you hve any questions, just message and ask...

Well I also have a FictionPress account, my name is-- DorksOfAmerica-Unite
When you have a chance, check it out. I have published my first story today!! wOOt~

~~CriticismWiz~~