Rita Noyoki
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Joined 03-31-03, id: 363475
Author has written 4 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Lord of the Rings, and Marching Band.
Well, *HOWDY* ALL YOU INTERNET PEOPLE!!! Well, uh... yah. My real name is Hayley, but Rita Noyoki is just my pen-name. I usually write pointless spazs about Final Fantasy, but hey, who knows? I do have this really freaky side of me that is like, SUPER EMOTIONAL... and sadly, really romantic. When it takes over... I act like a totally different person. Kinda Jekyll and Hyde!! It scares my friends! Oh, I love to write song Parodys, and I have them for Final Fantasy 7 and Lord of the Rings, and I'd love it if you would review! I might post something that isn't humor, but, who knows?
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Soldier, a FF7 song parody of All Star reviews
Hey, yah, I used to have quite a few comments, but I accidentally deleted the document. Oo Yah, I'm dumb. Read it, please!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/4/2004
A Marching Band parody of All Star! reviews
Yah, I make a lot of parodies off this song. Whatever. Hey, read it, PLEASE?
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/4/2004
Happy Smeagol Mombo to the tune of Mombo 5 reviews
Title explains it all! Please Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Smeagol
Hayley's RedXIII Spaz reviews
What happens when I, Hayley, go into the video game. Weapon and Jenova DATING??? You bet! This is actually more of a rant.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/8/2003