I Screwed Up 16% of My Teenage Life

]Kissed someone before dating
]Gotten a phone taken away at school
[x]Gotten caught chewing gum
]Gotten caught cheating on a test

Total so far: 1

]Arrived late to class more than 5 times
]Didn't do homework more than 5 times
]Turned at least 2 projects in late
]Missed school just because you felt like it
]Laughed so loud that you got kicked out of class

Total so far: 1

]Got your mom, dad, sister, brother, etc. to get you out of class
[x]Text people during class
[x]Passed notes
[x]Threw stuff across the room
[x]Laughed at the teacher

Total so far: 5

]Took pictures during school hours
[x]Called someone during school hours
]Failed a class
]Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking

Total so far: 6

]Faked your parent's signature
]Slept in class
]Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x]Copied/shared homework
]Got in trouble with the principal
[x]Throw food in the lunch room

Total: 8

Multiply 2 for the title with the total. Post as "I screwed up (what your total x 2 is)% of my teenage life"

.:FIRE:.

X You have a short temper.

X You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

X You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

X You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

X People have often called you insane.

TOTAL : 4

.:WATER:.

X You have a calm, laid-back personality.

X You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

X You think before you act.

X You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

X You like the rain.

X You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 6

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

X You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty.

X You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

X You care about the environment.

X You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

TOTAL : 4

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

X You hate to be restrained.

X You are very independent and outgoing.

X You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

TOTAL : 3

.: DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.

X You prefer night-time over daytime.

You like creepy things.

X You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.

You don't talk much.

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 2

.:LIGHT:.

X You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

X When someone is in trouble, you generally don't hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

X You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

X You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

TOTAL : 4

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against abortion, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against drinking and driving, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

93 percent of teens would have an emotianal breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile and add some stereotypes. (Bolded ones apply to me.)

SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Like Ali used to tell me all the time…)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling snob.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID

I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES

I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE

I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.

I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS

I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL (I hated it, Lucy did too)

I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT

I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER

I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL

I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.

I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports

I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION.

I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID.

I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL.

I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN

I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION

I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE.

I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS

I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.

I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR

I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER

I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR

I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL

I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO

I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'

I listen to my iPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me

I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS

I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET

I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT

I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION

I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY

I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN

I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH.

I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM

I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE

I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT

I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY

I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.

I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.

I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.

I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.

I have/do SELF-HARM(ED) so I MUST be a whiny emo.

I have/had an EATING DISORDER so I MUST hate myself.

I've been/go to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.

I'm BIPOLAR so I MUST be an unstable, dangerous, freak.

I've LIED A LOT so I MUST be untrustworthy. (Normally, I'm honest)

I have an IDENTICAL TWIN so I MUST be unoriginal.

I've been ABUSED so I MUST be a freak with trust issues.