MrsKakuzuhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. I don't own any of the Animes or characters All of that credit goes to the owners. I'm sorry if I anyone doesn't like what I say but I guess read at you own risk! KakuHida that about somes it up! My OTP cutest but most violent couple, but that's why are they are the best! I do ship other things kinda... BUT I SHIP NO ONE AS HARD AS KAKUHIDA! I always cry when I re-watch their episodes when they die! Other couples are to soft and sappy. If it isn't ruff it isn't fun! I really would like to update ore of them but I'm always so busy with other things like drawing, animating, reading doushins, reading manga, watching anime, crying during a sad anime, RP, DA, and even cosplay so I will try to put more stories up in between! |
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Held Hostage by Saho07 reviews
It was a perfectly normal night for Shizuo, or it was until Izaya got his hands on him. Then his world shifted, changing into one of both pain, and pleasure. WARNING! YAOI! (BOY X BOY)
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Extra Curricular Activities by Immortal-Immoral reviews
Sometimes mission are either too boring or too easy. Or both. YAOI MANxMAN GAY Don't like don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
All you get by Mettlei reviews
It was just the blood, It excited him...every time. The first time for them, nothing gentle about it. Graphic Yaoi. Bondage. Kakuzu/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sext You Later by Cloudsofsand reviews
Shizuo and Izaya aren't sure how it came to this, repeatedly engaging in virtual sex with what could only be considered a stranger. But while relieving shared sexual tension, they begin to find out that this "stranger" is actually much closer than they originally believed. Heavy Smut Warning. Collaboration.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,281 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Certain Socializations by macaronisofa reviews
"You retard." Hidan accidentally stabs Kakuzu. NOT a good impression on their 3rd mission together. Hidan helps Kakuzu with his wound, they go on another mission. They begin to socialize. Kakuzu tells Hidan that certain...socializations...aren't good to have with your partner. Hidan doesn't listen. Because when does Hidan ever listen to Kakuzu? Rated M for Yoai and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Strictly Forbidden by macaronisofa reviews
"Hidan, you know this is strictly forbidden in a place like this, right?" Hidan and Kakuzu engage in some activities that are strictly forbidden in a place like the one they are in. Rated M for yaoi and Hidan' mouth. Not good with summaries, storty is better than it sounds. Just read. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hardly Eternity by Makkoska reviews
The Edo Tensei ends but Kakuzu manages to stay alive. He can't die yet, not when he has an important thing to do. He has to rescue Hidan. Warnings for yaoi, some gore and violence, coarse language, a bit of angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
A ticklish subject by PinkyNoBrains reviews
Hidan does his own pedicure for a reason. KakuHida tickle fluff. Rated M because of the swearing from you-know-who.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Undercover Lover by cinder16 reviews
Deidara is an Iwa anbu who is put undercover at a local Inn to kill his target, Kakuzu. As leader of a raidors band, Kakuzu has a heady mix of enemies, but not one like Deidara. Can the blonde save his own life in the end by taking Kakuzu's or will he have to die in the process? Will the immortal surive this test of wills? Lemon, yaoi, LONG ONESHOT. Emotional ending. PLEASE REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Til Death Do We Part by deidaralover4evr reviews
Sasori never got to show the blonde how he truly felt in life. Now that they are both called back from the grave, he will get to have the chance he has always wanted! SasoDei, some language. First yaoi I ever wrote!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Immortal Perfection by Mettlei reviews
Just a pwp with bondage and ...slightly unwilling Hidan. Graphic Yaoi. OOC-ness. Kakuzu/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Let's play a game by Karax93 reviews
Hidan challenges Kakuzu to play a scary video game. How will his partner react?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Love Bug by HauntedMoonlight reviews
Hitsugaya and Matsumoto are infected by the notorious LoveBug. The only cure? To make love. "Wait, WHAT?" HitsuMatsu OneShot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2012 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Fund by Pandamega reviews
It was deemed necessary by the Akatsuki Powers That Be that a fund ought to be allocated for relieving certain... needs... Thus, the Zombie duo find themselves approaching a brothel? or is a hotel better? Rated for language and sexual themes. Kaku/Hidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
SoulMate by macaronisofa reviews
Because it's often in the most strangest places and people that we find our soul-mates. Rated M for Yaoi and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
SadoMasichism by macaronisofa reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu get into a fight...but what if it became something more? Rated M for Yaoi and Hidan's Mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Looking Me Over by macaronisofa reviews
Hidan catches Kakuzu looking him over. He soon realizes that Kakuzu had been looking him over more than once. Hidan comes to the conclusion that he turns the old man on, and has him in the palm of his hand. Why not have some fun? Rated M for cursing/YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
You Were Never Alone by strawberrykissu reviews
Madoka returns from her absence to reunite with Mami. Warning : Lemons and Yuri.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Madoka K., Mami T. - Complete
In the Storm by WRATH77 reviews
Their passion for each other is like the storm above them. M for a reason. Kakuzu/Hidan R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
A touch of want by Bestbuds55 reviews
Kakuzu doesn't understand whats taking Hidan so long, of why he cares, he just does. Warning the is boyxboy! you don't like, you don't read...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Enemies with Benefits? by Kazoopernatural reviews
Hidan damands to know what the 'relationship' between he and Kakuzu are, and Kakuzu finds a way to make him louder, in a more..pleasing way. Just in time for april 2nd: Hidan's bday. Happy Birthday Hidan-San!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Mornings by Carnival0fLust reviews
When Hidan gets to thinking about to Kakuzu, It dosn't end very well. No wonder he hates mornings. Rated M for Hidan's mouths and him "reliving himself".
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Bloody Hands by Shadow's Firebird reviews
Sick of being picked on, Deidara unleashes a Jutsu on Kakuzu that has some...interesting effects. Why is the man trembling? And staring so intently at Hidan? Violent and gory Yaoi ensues. Not for those with a weak stomach. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Kakuzu and Hidan Alphabet by WhirledPeace reviews
Two adjectives for every letter of the alphabet that describe and unfold a story about Kakuzu and Hidan's love. Yaoi. KakuHi. For Lecture, as a birthday present. Enjoy! M for implied naughties and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Cooking With Hidan by mototsumitama reviews
What happens when Hidan goes in search of some lube? Rated M for sexual themes and Hidan's lovely language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sexy no Hidan by xotakux2002x reviews
named for the sexy no jutsu hidan must perform. how will he take it, and more importantly, is he going to kill kakuzu over this? kakuhidan fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Talk Dirty by UchihaAkimoto reviews
They were in a forest, but what more can you ask for? : YAOI, KakaHida : Dedicated to Sasodei-iz-awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Euphoria by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
- Euphoria: noun. A feeling of intense elation often followed by a complete crash or letdown. - Hidan's letdowns about Kakuzu were starting to totally take him over... KakuHida oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Black Puppet Strings by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Hidan is fed up with Kakuzu totally ignoring him when working. He decides the only way to get some attention is to bother Kakuzu until his last nerve. Hidan pushes a bit too far so Kakuzu has a suprise for him as well. Rated for a reason! YAOI KuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Just Once by kira-chan's imagination reviews
kakuzu and Hidan fight for the rights to be Seme. Hidan finally wins, as Kakuzu submits to him grudgingly. HidanxKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki Fools by dead drifter reviews
Crack! April Fool’s Day fun with the Akatsuki! ALL of them! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
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Birthday Spankings reviews
It's Kakuzu's Birthday and Hidan deiced Kakuzu would get a spanking for ever year the old grump was alive. Finally Kakuzu gets tired of Hidan spanking him so he ties him up and drags him -face down- into town. Hidan counties spanking Kakuzu! The night works out just like Hidan planed and just how Kakuzu secretly wanted it to. YAOI Read at your risk strong! One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Remember reviews
Kakuzu has had a tough life being a bounty hunter, until the unresistible temptation of money teases him into a bounty. But this isn't just any bounty, it's a bounty he will always remember. Kakuzu could kill for money, work, hate, or anything. But could he kill someone he loved? (Yaoi Kakuzu x Hidan Boy on Boy) Future yaoi scenes! (Will update quickly!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,573 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Star Dancers reviews
Hidan's birthday smexy fiction! Hidan wakes up on his birthday SICK! Kakuzu knows it's his 21st birthday and plans to give him a birthday surprise, that hopefully Hidan will forget! Rated M for birthday boy and his Seme, Explict Yaoi one shot! Rated M for language and yaoi themes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Dents reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan have always been together...right? What will happen when they hit their largest dent in life. When they think no one is home they get a little frisky, but Tobi is and is recording them! Hidan loves Kakuzu but, what will happen if Kakuzu won't tell Hidan he loves him back, what if he never gets the chance? Explict Yaoi one shot! Rated M for language and yaoi themes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete