Moonlightwolfzy
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Joined 05-09-14, id: 5719985, Profile Updated: 09-24-14

Hii so i guess I'll start with a story of how i got on here, that sound fun? :D... so any way my sister was the one who introduced me to this site, I'm not all into reading really but fanfiction are different i guess :p i mean they're interesting most of the time anyway . so uhh... yea... i can't remember where i was going with this x.x

[ ] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ] I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb.
[ ] I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ] I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be attractive.
[ ] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a mature content tape.
[ ] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.
[x] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL suffer.
[ ] I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should suffer.
[ ] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[ ] I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[ ] I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
[ ] I'm FAT, so I MUST like cake.
[ ] I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ] I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ] I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ] I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ] I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ] I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid or stuck up.
[ ] I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be an inappropriate dresser.
[ ] I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be Goth or emo.
[ ] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ] I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ] I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking person.
[ ] I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.
[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
[ ] I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
[ ] I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist!
[ ] I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[ ] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ] I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ] I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be 'sharing time' with them.
[ ] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ] I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ] I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
[x] I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
[ ] I'm PUERTORICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
[ ] I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ] I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
[ ] I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
[ ] I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
[ ] I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
[x] I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
[ ] I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
[ ] I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x] I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[x] I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
[ ] I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
[ ] I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
[ ] I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[x] I'm MIXED so I MUST be crazy.
[ ] I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ] I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ] I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
[ ] I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
[ ] I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
[ ] I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[x] I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ] I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ] I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.
[x] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
[ ] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[ ] I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ] I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[ ] I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
[ ] I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ] I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ] I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[x] I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[x] I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ] I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[ ] I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
[x] I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[ ] I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[x] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[x] I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[x] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling brat.
[ ] My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[ ] I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat.
[ ] I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ] I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
[ ] I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
[ ] I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[x] I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[x] I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
[ ] I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[ ] I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[ ] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ] I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
[ ] I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[ ] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[ ] I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my girlfriend having a baby.
[ ] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ] I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[x] I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ] I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[x] I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ] I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent.
[ ] I'm BRITISH, so I MUST love tea, cricket and have bad teeth.
[ ] I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[ ] I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
[x] I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
[x] I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
[x] I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.

] I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

[ ] I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
[ ] I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
[ ] I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ] I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[x] I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[ ] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[x] I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ] I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x] I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ] I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[ ] I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x] I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
[ ] I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
[x] I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
[ ] I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be rude.
[ ] I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[x] I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ] I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
[ ] I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
[ ] I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
[x] I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
[x] I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[ ] I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[ ] I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
[ ] I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
[x] I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
[ ] I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
[ ] I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
[ ] I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.
[x] I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
[x] I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
[ ] I'm PRO-ABORTION, so I MUST be heartless.
[ ] I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be MENTALLY CHALLENGED.
[ ] I am FEMINIST, so I MUST be LESBIAN.
[ ] I am a SCIENTIST, so I MUST be ATHEIST.
[ ] I am CLOSE TO MY FAMILY, so I MUST be going to live with my family when I'm 50.
[ ] I am a COUNTRY PERSON, so I MUST have like, 20 kids.
[x] I am a HUMAN BEING, I MUST be LABELED.


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