Please read all my stories and review, even if you don't like it cause some reason please review and PM me.

By the way, in my stories I am most likely to just do Maka with someone, you know like I've been doing mainly Maka and Asura or Maka and Blackstar,Maka and Death the Kid and Maka and Soul, okay, so mostly all my stories and future are gonna bealways Maka and someone, just tomelt you know, Kay. :)

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Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.

1) Soul Eater

2) Asura

3) Maka Albarn

4) Tsubaki

5) BlackStar

6) Stein

7) Spirit

8) Crona

9) Death The Kid

10) Liz

1 waked in while you were showering, what is your reaction?

"Soul! Yeah! You better run!"

7 cooked you dinner

No, just... no

4 and 5 are having an argument. Why is this?

BlackStar lifts Tsubakis dress thing up and everyone saw her pants and he did the same to Maka.

6 is mad about something, why is this? What will you do?

He's mad because he can't dissect Maka or Crona, and because he's f*king insane!

3 told you that she will be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?

"Um, Asura, is Maka insane?!" "No"

10 is looking at photos of you on the internet.

"Liz, what have I told you?" *baseball bat in hand, while tapping it in my other hand behind her* "ah shit!"

You are going to do something embarrassing. Will 9 comfort you?

um, yeah, I think.

You're laying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9 by the water.

"Where's Maka?".

8 confessed to be a part of your family.

"yay!" "Wait! Do I have black blood?!" "Yet again, I am insane, now I know where I get it from! Radnarok, you better stay quiet!" *gets baseball bat out* Radnarok and Crona gulp, but smiled. :•)

6 kidnapped you, why is this?

Fuck! He wants to dissect me! That ain't gonna happen! *gets baseball bat out* hehehe.

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts?

Tsubaki, why do you even try to help Spirit with Maka? She's your friend.

5 gives you a teddy bear.

Thanks, but why?

9 and 1 get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

cough* Yaoi *cough* never gonna happen. They wouldn't do it. (Nothing against Gay people!)

8 gets mad and starts swearing at 6. 7 is watching it all and is interested... But why is this?

Well, it can't be Crona, swearing at Stein? And Spirit wants Stein to dissect Crona so it's one less person for him to worry about taking Maka.

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with her at his place until it blows over. Your reaction to her kindness?

"Aw, thank you Tsubaki, if there's anything I can do for you, please say!" *hugging her* "let me b-breath"

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

"BlackStar! Get to sleep or you'll never see the light again!" *gets baseball bat out*

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by inviting you to hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

I would possibly go with Asura, he is cool after all, but then again I don't want to be more insane so I think I'll neither stay with Liz or invite him to stay with us.

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? Who are the random people with you?

He would probably have a symmetry fit comparing there isn't 8 people in the elevator to be even and I would be in the corner freakin' out wondering why the fuck I even went on this thing!

4 is forced to sing karaoke by his friends... and you as well. What song would you sing?

Aw, poor Tsubaki, I would sing "Survive" by "Sick Puppies" but I would also sing "Rescue Me" by "You Me At Six & Chiddy".

All the listed characters get into a very epic all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

I think, it would be Maka, and Asura would be just before her comparing *Spoiler Alert!* she destroyed him by a single punch. And Stein would be bat-shit crazy!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.Sing The Never Ending Song on a long car ride. There is a song that never ends, never ends never ends, there is a song that never ends and this is how is goes...

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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60 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren't you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG! GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If talking to yourself is fun Copy and Paste this to your profil!

Talking to yourself is the first sign that your becoming crazy, becoming crazy is the first sign of becoming becoming insane, and being insane, is the first sign of being devoured by madness.

True story.

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book

I am the girl that people look through when I say something
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face
I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on Myspace or talking to a friend on her cellphone (if she has one)
I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain

I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates life because she wears size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at race or sexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns... They taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.

Re-post this if you are original and unique, and want to announce it to the world!

A few things to make people think you are crazy/insane.

1) Sit in the corner of the room and dont speak.

2) When everyone stares at you, scream "I don't know how to deal with this!"

3) Dress up as the grim reaper on Halloween and stand motionless in the corner of a elevator.

4) When someosakis in front of you, put your hand on their shoulder and whisper "you're next".

5) When there are only you and 1 person in the elevator start a conversation by chuckling.

6) When they ask you why you're here, wait until you're near the next floor say "waiting for you" then smirk and walk away.

7)When they grab you smile insanely and say or whisper "you're gonna die" then chuckle and run off when the doors are about to close.

8) Just before the doors close fully, stop and turn to them and smirk and wave goodbye.

9) Act insane like Asura or Maka on a bus or public transport.

10) Point at a object, like a door, vase, clock, headphones etc. and shout "you did it!"

Copy&paste this into your profile if you KNOW you're insane.

(Originally made my me! * Maka12Albarn20Souleater*)

I will remember Soul when a guy says "Cool".

I will remember Maka when someone hits another person with a book.

I will remember Tsubaki when people are kind.

I will remember Black*Star when someone has a lot of ego.

I will remember Patty when ever someone gets hyper or has an obsession over giraffes.

I will remember Death The Kid when someone has a fit over symmetry.

I will remember Liz when someone gets scared.

I will remember Stein when I'm dissecting.

I will remember Spirit when a father is over-protective over their daughter.

I will remember Ox Ford when someone gets cocky for getting full marks on a test.

I will remember Asura when I become insane. (That will happen)

I will remember Lord Death (Shinigami-sama) when someone is carefree and goofy.

I will remember Angela Leon when someone is getting a piggy back ride.

I will remember Mifune when someone is looking after a little kid.

I will remember Azuza when someone moves their classes like their smart.

I will remember Justin when someone looks too much up to God/Death.

I can't think of anyone else for a thing.

Hiya people!

Who wants to be a character in a animated series I'm doing?! It's about wolves and if you want too be in it, just PM me and I'll send you the script. And if you want you can design your character, and make new characters, I've golly thought of a few, so any ideas are welcome!

(Please think about it!)

Okay! This is the way the posting is going to go, once I've posted a chapter on a story, i will start on the chapter of the story that is after the other, if you do not understand, please PM me.

Maka's Kidnapping

The Kidnapping

The Wolves Are Back

When You Lose A Bet

The Most Wanted Man

Evil Cousin

My Imagination Ride

Night Guy

Homeless

All the ones that I have not writen down means they are complete.

so that's the order I am posting.

Cows!

Say the word 'cow' before each word:

--Cows

--About

--Talking

--Idiot

--This

--Got

--I

--Long

--How

--Look

Now say the word 'cow' after each word:

Cows--

About--

Talking--

Idiot--

This--

Got--

I--

Long--

How--

Look--

Now say the word 'cow' before and after each word:

--Cows--

--About--

--Talking--

--Idiot--

--This--

--Got--

--I--

--Long--

--How--

--Look-

Now read from the bottom up:

Cows

About

Talking

Idiot

This

Got

I

Long

How

Look

Sorry for for the mistakes in all my stories, I can't change them. Ugh.

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, Wolfofdoom, guard of the twilight, Awsome Mat Man, MewLover54, Dragoliched, Maka12Albarn20Souleater (I'm not American, but I would say that),

I am that type of girl that doesn't give a damn about what anyone thinks of her.

One who used to be self-conscience, but now isn't.

I am that type of girl who will sometimes annoy the people I don't like, just for the hell of it.

In Primary School, a teacher threw my confidence out the window, I have been shy ever since.

I'm anti-social.

I'm that type of girl who always picks the wrong people to be friends with.

I am the type of girl, who doesn't know who her real friends are, and possibly never will.

Not the type of girl who wears make up and shorts, I'm more of a tomboy, likes hoodies, Rock Music (BVB, Linkin Park and Skillet) , and horrors. NOT girly clothes, 1D or JB, or romantic movies.

I'm the girl that people call Emo, Goth, Weird, Freak, Ugly, Chav, anything like that, when I'm not half those things. But surprisingly, not been called "Unwanted".

I'm that person who is used to being alone.

The one who doesn't mind about having friends, but is glad that I have some.

I'm the one who listens to sad music, and memories flood back.

I'm the one who remembers the bad things in life. And sometimes the good.

I'm that girl who knows life isn't always perfect, so far mine is not going well, but I know that people have it worse.

But I will never throw my life away, no matter how bad it gets.

Because I know that life will be bad, no matter what, has it's up and downs. But I also know that one time, life will get better, no matter what anyone says.

No matter how bad it is, it will get better. So never, EVER throw your wonderful life away. It will get better. Trust me.

So never take your life. Please. For me...