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Joined 07-20-09, id: 2015461, Profile Updated: 11-26-09

Hey, what's up? I'm pretty much here to write reviews, but I MIGHT post a story if I feel so inclined... I'm no english major, though. I mean, I'm just a Junior...

Anyway, I spend my time acting, playing video games, looking up words on Wikipedia, biking, and reading. But you probably could've guessed that last one.

My favorite books are (for the sake of brevity, I will not list them in proper MLA format) The Vinyl Café series, Next, the Bartimeus trilogy, Choke, How To Be A Canadian, 1984, Lord of the Flies, almost anything written by Stephen King, The Reader, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, among others... If comics and manga (they're the same thing, but whatever...) count as books, I'd just like to add Watchmen, Neon Genisis Evangelion, Death Note, and Berserk to the list.

My favorite movies are (do movies even HAVE a proper method of citation?!) Pan's Labrynth, Jaws, In Bruges, Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, Citizen Kane, Donnie Darko, Watership Down, The Exorcist, Akira, End of Evangelion, almost anything written and/or directed by Quentin Tarantino, nearly all of the Disney-Pixar films, and The Battleship Potemkin, among others...

My favorite TV shows are (I don't think TV shows can be cited properly, either) Seinfeld, Fawlty Towers, South Park, Everybody Loves Raymond, Gargoyles (I also like the SLG comic continuation of Gargoyles as well as the various spin-offs, but I CAN'T STAND The Goliath Chronicles!), and many an uninteresting anime, among others... I'm watching that new HBO series, HUNG. So far, it's pretty good.

My favorite video games are (video games DEFINITELY can't be cited properly) Killer7, Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles, the Persona series, the Baten Kaitos series, 2-D Sonic the Hedgehog games, the Legend of Zelda series, the Super Mario series, the Mario RPG series, and Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, among others... Oh, and Nintendogs is fun, too. Famitsu gave it a 40/40, so why not, eh? By the way, I FINALLY figured out what the title of 358/2 Days means! SPOILERS The game spans 358 days immediately before Kingdom Hearts 2!

So, yeah. That's all yer gettin' out o' me!

A Different Lesson by nievelion reviews
The very day after his defeat by the Dragon Warrior, a battered and injured Tai Lung is taken in by Master Shifu. Several of the Five, most notably Tigress, think he is out of his mind, while Po has faith in his enemy. Can a father undo his past mistakes?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 630,523 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Tai Lung, Tigress - Complete