For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you act completely well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you love a fictional character with the depths of your heart and soul would die for him and would marry him instantly if he were actually real. Crazy is when you have your friends try to make you run into a wall. Crazy is when you have to actually physically restrain yourself from bursting into song when you're in a crowded gym doing a important final exam and it's dead silent. Crazy is when you start screaming at books for doing something there not supposed to do (ex: new moon when Edward leaves). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you hate stereotypes copy and paste this onto your profile (Bold-ones you are)

Im SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic
Im EMO so I MUST cut myself
Im Black so I MUST carry a gun
Im BLONDE so I MUST be stupid
Im JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
Im HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
Im ASIAN so I MUST be a genius
Im JEWISH so I MUST be greedy
Im GAY so I MUST have AIDS
Im a LESBIAN so I MUST be butch
Im ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch
Im CHRISTIAN so I MUST think gay people should go to Hell
Im a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to Hell
Im ATHIEST so i MUST hate the world
I HAVE NO RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
Im a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants
Im IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem
Im a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore
I wear SKIRTS alot so I MUST be a slut
Im RICH so I MUST be conceited
Im NOT a VIRGIN so I MUST be easy
Im a TEENAGE MOTHER so I MUST be irresponsible
I HAVE/HAD GOOD GRADES so I MUST have no social life
Im into MUSICALS so I MUST be homosexual
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be sleeping with them all
Im a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist
Im GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAY people so I MUST be gay too
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im a girl who ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat
Im SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
Im BISEXUAL so I MUST think everyone i see is hot
Im INTELLIGENT so I MUST be a loser
Im a FEMINIST so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and hate all men
Im ENGLISH so I MUST either be posh or cockney, love tea and cricket and have bad teeth (my teeth are very clean thank you)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a hippy
I like READING so I MUST be a loner
I CRY EASILY so I MUST be a wimp
I don't like talking about my PERSONAL life so I MUST be having problems
Im a GOOD LIAR so I MUST be a good actor/actress
Im a MUSICIAN so I MUST be doing nothing with my life

Why ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Why ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Why ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Why ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Why . ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
But darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why? Good question.

If you ever just felt like running somewhere, copy this to your profile

If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end reading fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you are obessed with TWILIGHT and its not even funny anymore, copy this to your profile

If you think TWILIGHT is the best book known to women (and men), copy this to your profile

If you cried when Edward left Bella in NEW MOON, copy this to your profile.

If your obessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there for you (Doesn't mean that his name has to be Edward), copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

96 percent of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your page if you're one of the 4 percent who will.
Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP

That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

A true friend stabs you in the front

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.

I take a simple view of living. it is to keep your eyes open and get on with it.

You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

They condemn what they do not understand

There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then its just funny :) So TRUE!!

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker at a store, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die

What if your name was Anonymous? You’d get the credit for everything nobody wanted credit for.

Why do people say ‘heads up’ when you should duck?

If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God, then isn't it possible that there is another planet out there inhabited by creatures of the Devil?

In Disney’s ‘Tarzan’, how come Tarzan doesn’t have a beard?

How come the words ‘thaw’ and 'unthaw' mean the same thing?

What would happen if you said ‘Hi’ to a friend on an aeroplane who’s name is Jack?

What does OK actually mean?

Wouldn't it be ironic if someone were to choke and die on a life savor?

When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?

Does it really count in court when an Atheist is sworn under oath using a Bible?

Why is it that when we are humming, and we block our noses, the humming stops? Do we really hum through our mouths or our noses?

Are children who speak sign-language allowed to talk with their mouth full?

How fast do hotcakes sell?

What do vegetarians feed their dogs?

Do stuttering people stutter when they think to themselves?

Isn't it strange that Halloween is the one day a year that your parents tell you to take candy from strangers?

Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?

How come popcorn isn’t a vegetable?

Why do people say; ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it too!’ Who would buy cake if they couldn't eat it?

Why aren’t safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Why do companies offer you ‘free gifts’? When has a gift NOT been free?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Can mute people burp?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to say, “See the chicken over there?... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt.”?

Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

If you made cookies with chocolate milk instead of plain milk, would they taste chocolaty?

What was Captain Hook’s name before he got a hook for a hand?

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it’s all about?

Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Can you slam a revolving door?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?

Why does it say ‘May contain traces of peanuts or other kinds of nuts’ on peanut butter jars? Surely anyone buying peanut butter was well aware of this.

Why is it that people duck in the rain? Do they really think it will leave them alone?

If a pope goes to the toilet, is it considered holy crap?

Why can the saying ‘It’s all going downhill from here’ mean both that it will get easier, and it will get worse?

What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

You know how most packages say ‘Open here’, what is the protocol if the package reads ‘Open somewhere else’?

Do birds pee?

Why does mineral water which has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?

Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? How much more sour could it become?

How can there be ‘self- help GROUPS’?

How can someone ‘draw a blank’?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

I know you can be overwhelmed, but can’t you ever be whelmed just right?

How can something be new AND improved? If its new, there's nothing its improved apon.

If you feed a bee nothing but oranges, does it start making marmalade?

If a man is walking in a forest, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that humpty-dumpty is an egg?

Can blind people see their dreams?

What came first, the fruit or the colour orange?

What's the opposite of ‘opposite’?

Do sore thumbs really stick out?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Is the fear of flying groundless?

Do mimes watch silent movies?

Why can’t women put mascara on with their mouths closed?

Why can wizards make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said it wasn't cool to breath. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this to your profile.

Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, LOTR, add more!), copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with The Maurauders (maybe minus Peter Pettigrew), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been abandoned, copy this into your profile.

If you ever just wanted to get away from it all, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

Have you ever fallen off a chair, backwards? Put this in your profile if you have.

If keyboards hate you put this into your profile. (Especially that FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you think the government should make levees and not wars, put this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, put this in your profile.

I'm bored...if you are bored, put this in your profile and let the world know that you have nothing to do.

If you have zoned out for more than 5 minutes, put this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I think that falling in love with non-existent people like characters in books or movies is perfectly normal. If you agree with me, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or mat not suck copy and paste this onto your profile

If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball?

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in BOOKS or movies.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

LIfe Lessons

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

What a guy means, when he says some stuff-
"You know how bad my memory is!”
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned…but I forgot your birthday."

“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.”
"I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

“Take a breath honey. You work too hard.
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"It‘s a guy thing"
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
"Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to "
"I have no idea how it works."

"I cant find it."
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

Really Random...

1.Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

A: "Damn you! Send me a straight guy" -me to my BFF Taylor. He's awesome and sends me pictures of hot models to make me feel better

2.What's the last thing you ate/drank?

A: PIZZA

3. What was the last thing you thought?

A: What was the last thing you thought?

4. What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?

A: Redd's Apple Ale

5. Have a conversation with the nearest living thing by you.

A: No one is near, I feel so lonely...

6. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, and word 6.

A: "aware"

7. If you could be anybody from Maximum Ride, who would you be?

A: Max

8. Type your name with your elbow.

A: meddedfdijthy

9. Stand up. Close your eyes. Start spinning around for three seconds. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

A: Nothing it's dark

10. Where are you?

A: My dorm

11. Look up, now look back. What did you see?

A: keyboard

12. What's your personality like?

A: Meredith

13. Say 'George Bush'. What was the first thing that came to your mind?

A: wow

14. You have a million dollars. What do you do?

A: Donate it.

15. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? What does it remind you of?

A: Nope.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, it can't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not (Not! Notnotnotnotnotnot!)
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember Ring Pops.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart. (!!!! Don't even ask...)
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! (Tazzos!)
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the play place.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. (I loved that thing. Seriously)
Before the My Space frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walk mans.
When game boy was a brick. (!!!! Again, don't even ask)
You did MASH to figure out your future (And fortune telling on playing cards. I even remember how to that)
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.