thefoodsnobhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. Maybe I should put something here. My name is Rachel. I'm 26, married and have two wonderful boys. I am a professional sugar artist. I am a talent rhetorician inebriated with my own verbosity. I love to read and I love the Twilight saga. I have a weird connection to the book - I grew up in Phoenix, Arizona and then moved to Sequim, WA (1 1/2 hours from Forks but a very similar town) when I was 14. I loved it there and would give anything to move back, but work has taken me far from my home to Georgia. I know the area well and so it gives me a unique perspective as I write. My husband manages a movie theater while I spend my time raising my kids and making fancy cakes. I'm really enjoying writing my own fanfiction. Writing was my first love when I was a young child but I never really pursued it. So far I have one story that is progressing nicely and another that has been started but is on hold til I finish the first. I have lots of other ideas too. Anywho... that's me in a nutshell. Rachel The Italian Restaurant I could see Bella & Edward going to in Port Angeles: Though if you ever find yourself in Port Angeles and want to have some REALLY good food: go to Toga's Northwest International Cuisine. The food there is SUPERB. The Cream of Mushroom soup they serve is OUT OF THIS WORLD. And I love their seafood alfredo. |
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LOST by edwardsoul reviews
It's been 7 years since Edward left. Bella's now a tough NYC corporate girl on the outside, but her heart is forever broken. She vows to take down C-Corp, but what happens when she finds out who owns the company? Who is the monster now? **AFTER 7 YRS. OF INCREDIBLY AMAZING REVIEWS, I HAVE RE-"VAMPED" THIS STORY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,565 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Behaving Badly by Zaneytwilightgirl reviews
Edward is a notorious bad boy and Bella moves to town. However, Bella's a play by the rules girl. When they meet sparks will fly. But Bella's got some problems of her own. Edward wants to help, but will he be able to help or will he hinder?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,424 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Bella, Edward
Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 6082 - Favs: 4,463 - Follows: 3,088 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dark Dance of Temptation by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
Nominated July 2008 for BEST POV at The Twilight Awards site. AU. Edward challenges his willpower in more ways than one as he and Bella move closer and closer to a wedding that may never be. Edward's POV of 'Becoming Whole'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,510 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
The Half Breed Diaries by Endlessly Drowning reviews
When someone new is bitten, it will change things more than anyone can imagine. Everyone will be affected. But how will they each cope with the outcome? Relationships will be tested, and others will be formed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 201,030 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Obsession by Cadoiscool reviews
AU Modern day. Erik falls head over heals for Christine, his new neighbor. Story WAYYYYY better than summary. I don't want to give anything away!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,442 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Christine, Erik
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 5,650 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8396 - Favs: 6,108 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2411 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
CRESCENT DAWN by Feathers Kiss reviews
My take on what I think happens after Eclipse.B & E are faced with not only the dangers of telling her parents about their engagement,but also the consequences of their ever building lust for one another. Come see how it all unfolds! NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,743 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
When Pig's Fly by SkyCullen reviews
Bella Swan is 24 years old. Never had her first kiss, let alone had sex with a man. She's very focus with her work and has very high goals. Bella, believes in men are all the same, they only care about having sex and after that they just leave
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
The Talk by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
My happy ending or is it the beginning? by Forks1 reviews
Story starts in the meadow where Eclipse left off, telling Charlie & Renee, wedding, honeymoon, transformation etc. Enjoy the romance, intimacy, comedy and fluff. Please R&R each chapter. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,608 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
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When I Think About You I Touch Myself reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
By the Light of Venus reviews
Bella has just graduated from Arizona State University and gets a job working in Seattle. AU rewrite of Twilight, everything is the same except everyone is in their 20's. How will that change the situations that Bella and Edward face?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,374 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007
Halfway to Anywhere reviews
Edward has a wedding present for Bella, something that will give them the life they need together as they embark into eternity together. May be rated M in future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,526 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete