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New girl in town by mimzie101 reviews
FAX!AU and possible OC. What happens when Max moves into a rich small town where she meets Fang at school and instantly starts to hate him then finds out that hes her next door neighbor. Please R&R, a work in progess and on hiatus for the moment.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Max, Fang
Мой Прекрасный Ангел by GrouchyMcEyebrows reviews
2062, After WW3 the world is a very different place... Alfred, a famous brain surgeon, stumbles across Arthur who is living proof of the darkness that lies in the city... A darkness that threatens to bring back the war UsUk GerIt PrCa AU minor FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,936 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by GothicFaery94 reviews
To stop the Mad Hatter's killing spree in her town, Alice's father makes a deal with the madman. He'll give Alice to the Hatter and the madman will stop killing the townspeople. Alice/Mad Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,009 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Strangers by stripedpolkadots reviews
The Flock has been separated and memories have been erased. The school is doing everything in their power to keep them apart, but one little mistake may cause things to get... out of hand. Will the flock remember? Or has the school won for good? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,832 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009
My Maid's A Man by Darkfire75 reviews
AU FrUk. Francis' mother sends him to work as a maid in the Kirkland household, under the name "Francine." There, he befriends the youngest of the children, Arthur, and a strange relationship is formed. Assdjds I fail at summaries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - France, England/Britain
Ups and Downs of Max's Love Life by TaylorSwiftTwilightFan75 reviews
My first sonfic. Max was taken away and brainwashed, what happened to the Flock. Set about 12 years after Max saves the world. Tons of FAX! The title says it all! The goods and bads of Max's love life are in this story. Full summary inside! Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Max, Fang
How long is forever? by Aleria14 reviews
Nudge is transported to the future, after the Flock fought a new enemy, an agent from Itex. Once there, she learns what would happen to the Flock without her. Where did they all end up? Can she get them back together, or will she be stuck in the future?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,948 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009
I dreamed you by AliceAD reviews
When Tarrant's cousin is found alive the White Queen forces a marriage upon them. Then Alice returns. Hatter/Alice
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,274 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Dark Blue by Madeline Cullen reviews
Have you ever been alone in a crowded room? With blind eyes that see all, and a useless voice box. She never knew anything outside the Facility, so when she makes a messy escape and meets the Flock, what happens? Why does she look so much like Fang?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 54 - Words: 120,392 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Iggy - Complete
A Bloodied Rose For You by DarkAngelWings159 reviews
Well, this all began when I was born. My parents were like me, avian/human hybrids. I've escaped from this evil place with-- The rest of the summary is inside! It's to big to fit in the limit. R&R. A little FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,085 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010
Forever? by EraExtrana reviews
Max got pregnant at age 15 with Fang's baby. She runs away, scared of what fang will think. Willow, Max's Daughter, is now 15, and sees a man who looks just like her at the local restaurant. Who is it? Will it be fang?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Max, Fang
Protector by Chickeerafish reviews
Maximum Ride lost most of her friends and her rep went down the tube in her second day at high school. She changes schools and meets a boy there that's very different from everyone else. Rated 'T' for language and other things in later chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,789 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Max, Fang
The WalMart Expedition by Cachelle reviews
THIS STORY IS NOT GOING TO BE UPDATED ANYMORE SORRY! Spoilers for Max Ride 3!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009
What they do during Night time by Demography101 reviews
I Revised it, I'm starting over! I didn't like the story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Iggy, Gazzy/The Gasman
Your Existence Gives Me Wings by pvtameliatucker reviews
AU. Max is popular, rich. She has a good life. Iggy and Gazzy are her 2 best friends along w/her sisters Ella and Angel. But when quiet badboy Fang comes, her life is turned upside down. Is her life really all that good? Fang's just what she's waited for.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,258 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Second Chances by Kitrino reviews
Edward had more reasons to leave Bella behind this time. After 70 years, he found out that he left something more. How will he and the Cullens deal with it? Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,091 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Parties, FAX and Iggy gets a girlfriend! by madiabby15 reviews
The flock goes to a party thrown by a girl at school. FAX! Does Iggy get a girlfriend or not?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Fang, Iggy
Two of the Same by xolovebirdox reviews
Max and Fang were both made to save the world. But when they are told that neither can save it while the other is still alive, will one of them have to sacrifice themselves to save the planet?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,260 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
Jealousy, Hurt, and also Pie by icicle9 reviews
Max and the flock are all grown up! Things have changed since the books. Max has been dating Jake for three years, and Fang has never been too happy about it. But when "something" happens, will Fang make his move? FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Max, Fang