ViolentAihide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Profile revamp time! Hi, I'm ViolentAi, and as the moniker implies, I'm here for the smut. I love reading dark, twisted romances and sometimes some non-con. I've been writing/reading fanfic for over a decade, on and off. My interests and favourite series have evolved over time, but my current favourite characters to Otherwise, all you need to know is that I make porn for a living! Real, live, butt-touchin' porn. I won't say who I am, but I will say my work experience has played a big part in influencing my written smut. ;) |
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Story 4 by reesybaby reviews
What if Harry had a twin? And what if she ended up entangled with one of the most dangerous wizards around? There's a full summary inside which explains much better than this. Please read and review! 28/11/13 - UPDATE IS ON THE WAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 95 - Words: 371,208 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Lucius M., OC
Darker Desires by queenevilregal reviews
Finding themselves abandoned by their significant others, Rumpelstiltskin and Regina turn to each other for comfort. Their search for comfort leads to them exploring their darkest desires. But sexual intrigue soon turns into something more meaningful. This is the sequel to my one shot story "I Will Always Choose Regina". It takes place after the season 3 finale. Rated M for smut
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,073 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey, Robin Hood
Everything in Moderation, Dearie by DarkandGritty reviews
Very Dark Rumplestiltsken/Belle story. It's going to get darker, before it gets lighter. Non/con. Really messed up relationship dynamic. Will be violent. Will include stockholm syndrome elements, along with domestic violence and abuse triggers. Once again, a really dark story. You have been warned. Only read this if you are over 18. M For so many reasons. Many triggers.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,834 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Snitches get Stitches by SickoLady reviews
Coauthored by Spankingfemfatal. Fish gets the green light from her superiors to discipline Oswald for his disloyalty. Warning: Contains spanking, torture, rape, etc.
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Fish Mooney, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin - Complete
Foundations by Sailor Sol reviews
James and Sirius hate each other, Remus is trying to keep his secret, Peter is lonely, and Lily and Severus vow to be friends forever. First year for the six children who would go on to change the world. This is where it all began.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 7/15/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
What If? by LemonCheese reviews
Starting at Goblet of Fire, a parallel telling of the story through Hermione's eyes. What if she went with someone else to the Yule Ball? What if he was a Slytherin? What if she fell for him? What if he loved her back? Book quotes included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,552 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Sense of Taste by Laurielove reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Hermione is inwardly struggling to be the perfect wife and mother. Understanding comes from a shocking source. And a certain former Death Eater is equally horrified by his reaction to seeing the muggle-born again. M readers only. LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,242 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Secrets Of Life by LibbyLumos reviews
Hermione's life is turned completely upside down by a letter that reveals that she is not actually who she thinks she is. Now Hermione's got to learn to adapt to her new life... and her new love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,661 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Artemis and Kitty by WeaslyTwin3Some reviews
What happens when Artemis Fowl II and his buisness partner Kitty find that the are hidding the same secret? When they go to Haven for Foaly's wedding, will they be able to contuinue to work together?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,910 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Artemis F.
You did You did by Repophantom reviews
Set five months after the opera. Shilo has been living alone when an unexpected face from the past shows up at her door. Grilo please R&R. 1st fanfic! UPDATED!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,862 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Shilo, Graverobber
Hermione Granger and the Crystal of Time by Aurette reviews
Hermione stumbles upon a conspiracy full of murder, mystery, mayhem, and unending betrayal. Will the man she turns to for help betray her heart? AU/M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,045 - Reviews: 2978 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Arrogant Heart by xXfireXflyXx reviews
Prequel to 'Him... a father? Pffht.' - The chronicles of Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa Black, from school and hate to marriage, childbirth, war, prison, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 114,440 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Prisoners of War by XpaperplaneX reviews
Cloud and Sephiroth are taken prisoner by AVALANCHE. No one, least of all themselves, could have expected what it would set in motion. - On hiatus; don't know when or if I'll pick it up again. Apologies!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 208,687 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Worth the Wait by Aurette reviews
Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Serpent and the Mudblood by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Many Death Eaters escaped during the Final Battle. Hermione is assigned, as are others, to research their targets, so she can help them be captured. What happens when she chooses Lucius Malfoy to research and find? Or when he's caught? Series of one-shots. Will add more when more ideas hit for it, but the story isn't done yet. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,183 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
To Be Owned by CarpalTunnelLove reviews
Lucius teaches Severus a lesson in the cruelest way. SLASH Set between books four and five. Rated M for graphic M/M violence, rape, and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Unbidden by camnz reviews
Lucius Malfoy had the perfect life until she came with her ready smiles and stomach churning friendliness,and destroyed everything. Time travel fic, ignores Dumbledore's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,594 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Safe in Silence by LowLevelMidge reviews
About a muggle girl and her place in the world if Voldie had won. I was sort of wondering what would happen to regular people so I gave it a go. Its a little bit nasty in places, but hey. This is my first fic so i would really appreciate any comments.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,947 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - OC, Lucius M. - Complete
Debtors and Collectors by MizSphinx reviews
FIN. When Lucius is found half-dead, Hermione is tempted to finish the job that Fate intended. Instead, she saves his life thus binding him to a life debt. Now it's up to Hermione to collect her repayment. And collect it she will. Disregards epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,426 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
From Law to Love by AJlove reviews
Written for the 2010 GE Marriage Law Challenge! Hermione Granger is happily engaged to Ron Weasley when a Ministry Edict forces them apart. AU, BDSM, Lemons, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,430 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Lost Angel by Krimson Plague reviews
Cloud wakes up, and remembers nothing. His instincts tell him to do something important. And everytime he does it brings him a step closer to learn what he is. But will he find out, or will he give it all up for love? CxGxS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,541 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Prisoners of War Omake by XpaperplaneX reviews
Chapter 5: ShinRa's annual Midwinter Party is something all SOLDIERs and their partners look forward too. Unfortunately, they sometimes forget that not everyone knows the about the party's conventions.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,375 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Red Roses for a Queen by FernAllister reviews
After the war, a destitite Ginevra finds that marrying Lucius Malfoy is her only chance for survival. LuciusGinny HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,951 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Ginny W., Lucius M.
Whom the Goddess Chooses by Aurette reviews
Madeleone's GiftFic for the SS/HG Bingo. Wherein Hermione learns about a type of magic not taught in school. SS/HG. Complete. M for reasons people. You know me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,326 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 138 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Constructive Observation by Laurielove reviews
Hermione has just taken up a teaching position at Hogwarts. One day, her lesson is interrupted by an unexpected visitor. One-shot. Older readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
They Are As Legion by DarkRiverTempest reviews
What is the price of peace? Some things are worth more than others, and Draco Malfoy will finally understand the value of selfless love—that is, if he survives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,304 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fake Boyfriend by maia.maiestas reviews
Hermione wants her ex-boyfriend back and Ginny has just the plan - make him jealous! So Ginny convinces Bill to take Hermione out but what starts of as an act suddenly becomes very real. WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Snapped by ArsenicAngel reviews
He knew that she would snap one day, he just never knew that it would be like this... Rated M for graphic content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A New Enemy by MiroticELF reviews
12 year old Artemis Fowl has finally received his Hogwarts letter. How will the school react to an evil genius? What will the Slytherins do when they find a mudblood in their house? Too bad Butler's not around.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Artemis F.
How To Make Artemis Fowl Fall In Love by Treegirl4 reviews
3 young film and drama students decide that for their 'How to...' project they will make a movie on how to make Artemis Fowl- the boy famous for showing no interest in girls- fall in love. But what happens when things don't go quite according to plan?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,289 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009
Beautiful Disaster by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Determined not to feel sorry for herself on a lonely Valentine’s Day, Hermione decides to indulge in a little reckless behaviour, catering to herself instead of others for once. So how did she get stuck ‘babysitting’ Lucius Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Weary In Wiltshire by DarkRiverTempest reviews
After suffering at the ignominious hands of Fate, Lucius Malfoy realizes that if he doesn’t take it upon himself to change the direction of Draco’s life, future generations might be at risk. His very willing partner-in-crime? Rose Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,951 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Strip Poker by GRLover reviews
MA. Strictly. Written for a friend. ONESHOT. Grilo
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Silence bought is never paid by zedrobber reviews
Amber and Graverobber have a secret. Someone will need to pay to keep it.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Pavi, Graverobber - Complete
Oedipus Complex by Randomfangirl813 reviews
When Vincent is captured and held hostage by Sephiroth, he can't quite figure out what the general wants... Or why the way he looks at him is so unfamiliar.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Vincent V., Sephiroth
Amistlemour by DarkRiverTempest reviews
After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will never be the same. And she's right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Earning Interest by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione is trying to win the affection of Bill Weasley... but he seems to be immune to her advances. Bill/Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,105 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
The Master's Tool by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Under his father's orders, Draco is entered into a charity slave auction in an effort to rebuild the Malfoy image after the end of the war. When his Master claims him, he's inadvertently drawn into a game he wants no part of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sadism by TwilightRein reviews
Having too much of pride is a terrible thing. Someone needed to give Artemis a push off his high horse and that damned pride. ArtemisxOC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,006 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Artemis F.
Mating Dance by atruwriter reviews
Much as he wanted to ignore the wolf that paced so impatiently inside him, he couldn't. Nor could he ignore the desire that wolf had for a witch he shouldn't but can't help wanting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 198 - Published: 9/5/2009 - [Bill W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Why not try it? by shettle reviews
Hermione finds a forgotten present at the bottom of her bag, containing a certain Weasley's Wizard Wheezes product. She tries it out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
HAPPINESS ON BOTH SIDES by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Written for the HGLM exchange on LJ. When a striking, platinum-haired lady avails herself of the services of Hermione Granger's curse breaking agency, little does Hermione suspect that her life is going to change most dramatically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,302 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
If It Were Me by DarkRiverTempest reviews
AU. Ronald Weasley's been getting really grabby with Hermione lately and she doesn't like it one bit. Neither does Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Hundred Eyes by Queen of the Ramen reviews
Lucius Malfoy acquires a rare peacock from Count D.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Lucius M.
Conformational Dynamics in Multiprotein Complexes by Mundungus42 reviews
Boy likes girl. Girl likes boy, but used to be married to his brother. Girl seeks Potions Master to cool her ardor, Potion Master seeks book from Collector. Collector wants a special favor. HG/BW/SS/LM, foursome, molecular biology, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
The Job by Far from normal reviews
Artemis' partner in crime is attractive and fierce. Can he save her from herself and convince her that he's for real?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Artemis F.
Hellfire by reesybaby reviews
A look into Lucius' mind during the events of Chapter 18 of my story 'Story 4'. His perspective of the situation in which he finds himself, and the confusion which he feels. See story for full summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Lucius M., OC - Complete
Sentimental Education by Demented Amanuensis reviews
HGSSLM threesome! Ten years after the war, Ron dies playing Quidditch. Hermione, a high-ranking Law Enforcer, investigates her husband's death, helped by Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy. Professional cooperation leads to emotional entanglement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,159 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
LUNCHEON ON THE GRASS by Demented Amanuensis reviews
SSHGLM threesome - don't like, don't read! The war is over. Hermione feels she deserves a holiday in Paris with her boyfriend Ron. That might be a bit of a mistake - Death Eaters go there, too, and Snape and Malfoy are out to catch them. Mayhem ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,719 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
FROM SPARTA TO SYBARIS by Demented Amanuensis reviews
The wizarding luxury resort at Pompeii is a place of decadence. Hermione Granger has never had a moment of decadence in her whole life. Lucius Malfoy thinks it's time she was introduced to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,402 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Sonata by DarkRiverTempest reviews
During HBP, but veers off cannon. Draco Malfoy is acting strange and Hermione takes it upon herself to find out what he's up to. What she finds will shake everything she's ever known about the blond pest and her feelings regarding him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That Little Timer, Those Three Words by aschenblume reviews
Arty/OC, Don't own Arty, wish I flippin' did though! This is just a one-shot, not much going on and I might write the background for it some other time. LEMON. Very descriptive lemon, too! R&R, Comments are love.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
FIRST, CATCH YOUR SLYTHERIN by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 192 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Once in A Lifetime by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Sequel to The Canterbury Handfasting. Written Pre-DH. LM/HG/SS threesome and implied slash - please don't read if you're under 18 or dislike any of the above. Lucius and Hermione get married. A throwaway comment by Ginny gives Hermione naughty ideas...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,683 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Join by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Written shortly after Deathly Hallows came out, in an attempt to free Hermione from the clutches of her marriage to Ron. Lucius Malfoy has a strange visitor who offers to spare Lucius's life if he marries Hermione. Problem: She already is married...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,242 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
BLANK PAGE by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Post-war, DH compliant, EWE. Severus Snape is making a life selling illicit potions and blackmailing people. Hermione wants to save him from himself and enlists Lucius's help. Written for a prompt by shiv5468, more HGLM than HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,488 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Canterbury Handfasting by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Hermione is working for the MoM as a public prosecutor. When a defendant proposes to trade a wellkept secret for a more lenient sentence, the only one who can corroborate the story is Lucius Malfoy. But things don't exactly go as planned...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,935 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Rules of Pureblood Courtship by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Hermione has had a crush on Lucius Malfoy since he saved her life. When a unique opportunity presents itself, she chooses to act. So does Crookshanks, her familiar.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Law of Universal Gravitation by Demented Amanuensis reviews
A few years after Voldemort has fallen, Severus and Hermione are a happily married couple. Or are they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,574 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Table by Alania Black reviews
3 OCAUHPSM: BWLM. They aren’t going to win, the “light side”. The power was on the other side, and Bill didn’t want to stick around on the side that lost.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Bill W., Lucius M. - Complete
Exile reviews
As punishment for their past deeds, Lucius and Draco are sentenced to two years in Muggle America with no wands. Humor and later some romantic OC pairings. After book 7, disregards epilogue. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Draco M., Lucius M.