![]() Author has written 1 story for Supernatural, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. My favorite books are; Percy Jackson and the Olympians series by Rick Riordan(percabeth all the way) seven realms series Cinda Williams Chima ( I loved the way she ended it was perftect inheritance cycle Christopher Paolini (wow!) twilight saga stephenie meyer(I'm so glad this isn't real) Divergent series(I think I would like to be dauntless) The little princess (very sweet and I loved the over all message on the book) Kane chronicles (what ever you do do not take happy pills :-) Artemis Fowl(because he is amazing) The Rangers Apprentice (There are no words, wait I just found some) Goose Girl Princess Academy Secret Series California Brides by Cathy Marie Hake House of night My favorite TV shows are; Supernatural Sherlock Doctor who Criminal Minds Merlin Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD. The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction 1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it. 2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses. 3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story. 4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting. 5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly. 6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well. 7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious. 8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character. 9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character! 10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame. 11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so. 12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary. 13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length. 14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character. 15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning. 16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason). 17.Thou shalt show and not tell. 18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers. 19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art. 20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise. 21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader. 22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed. 23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason. 24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep. 25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. 26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside. 27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too siriusly I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmobile, Robin!" I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas. |
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