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Here are a few quotes and definitions I like:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.-Mark Twain
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.-Mae West
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as you please.-Mark Twain

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. -Hedy Lamarr
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.-Elaine Boosler
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.-Oliver Herford
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.-Lily Tomlin
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.-Fred Allen

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.-Ronald Reagan
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. -Richard Dawkins

I’m the kind of person that can watch a hundred horror movies without getting scared, but screams at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.
Men are like trees; they take 50 years to grow up

Death is god’s way of dragging you by the scruff of your neck to heaven muttering ‘okay,I think you’ve done enough damage’

I swear to drunk I’m not god

When woman go wrong, men go right behind them.

Man invented language to satisfy his great need to complain.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety; MENstrual cramps,MENopause…all our problems start with men!

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds
of either"

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he
got the biggest piece.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when
dead.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence
after. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Marriage: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her master

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Strange Visitors From Another Century by Izzyaro reviews
The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 250,700 - Reviews: 2587 - Favs: 5,330 - Follows: 6,461 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Salazar S.
Bad To Be Good by Dragon's Lover1 reviews
-AU- Roxanne is engaged to Metro Man. But one day, after Megamind nabs her for yet another plot, he's shocked to discover just how badly the "hero" has been treating her. Now it's time for the villain to save his damsel from the hero. -T for abuse-
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,226 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Snapshot by Aosys reviews
Sometimes it's not just about the actual story, but all the details on the side. You know, the little things. A series of oneshots involving random inspiration.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2011
A Day in the Life by Bowles reviews
In an alternate universe without magic, a sarcastic store owner by the name of Bartimaeus hires an ambitious young man named Nathaniel and sets into motion a series of events neither of them could have foreseen. NatKitty
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,810 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
The Ghost of You by Gueneviere reviews
Hermione Granger has a lot on her plate this year: she has a dark lord to vanquish, her N.E.W.T.s are coming up, and her Head Girl duties are exhausting. She also has terrible roommates. There's Head Boy Draco Malfoy, of course, but the Four Founders' opinionated portraits and the moody ghost who won't leave her alone are even worse. [1/2015: Not Abandoned! Read Profile Notes].
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,522 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - [Hermione G., Salazar S.] Draco M., Blaise Z.
Nullifier by Aedalena reviews
Harry Potter, the first nullifier since Salazar Slytherin, doesn't feeling like playing the hero. But when he goes back to the time of the Founders to learn from Slytherin himself, he finds himself in the middle of a war, trapped by enemies old and new.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 124,460 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Harry P., Salazar S.
The Woes of Harry Potter by I-Confuse-Everyone reviews
Harry Potter meet Fanfiction. Fanfiction meet Harry Potter. What problems does Harry encounter while online? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,706 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Herpetology by Andrea13 and PersephoneKore reviews
Herpo the Foul, basilisk breeder of yore, winds up unconscious and nibbled by gnomes behind the Burrow. Ginny really finds Parselmouths in the oddest places, doesn't she?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,730 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Dragon's Den by Persephone Kore reviews
Years before Hogwarts, a prince by blood but not station and a clever Parselmouth have been succeeding nicely at a scheme everyone else thought too mad to try. So, Godric Gryffindor and Salazar Slytherin are stuck in a cave with a sleeping dragon....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
Swamprat by Andrea13 and PersephoneKore reviews
Godric Gryffindor has been called too daring for his own good, but even HE is starting to think that charging into a swamp in search of a wizard known only as "Serpent-Tongue" is not the brightest move...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Complete
Moon and Stone by Andrea13 and PersephoneKore reviews
Legends always have a basis in fact...but sometimes they change so much as to be unrecognizable. Return to the time of Hogwarts' Founding and discover the truth behind the Chamber of Secrets and the first werewolf at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,404 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Complete
Legacy of the Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort the most...marauding generation yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/27/2004
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Voyages of the Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
The somewhat more serious prequel to "The Thinking Cap", co-written with PersephoneKore and Alan Sauer. The Founders in the Sorting Hat take it on themselves to sort out the argument between Godric and Salazar that split the school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,183 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/23/2003
The Thinking Cap Returns by Andrea13 reviews
The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort another year's students...and deal with a BASILISK?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/17/2002
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/26/2002
The woes of fanfiction reviews
A short guide to fanfiction where terminolgy is explained, examples are made, readers are warned and newbies to the net are educated. Read and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/8/2013