Swimmingly Yourshide bio
Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter, Song of the Lioness, Lord of the Rings, David Eddings, and Fairy Tales. My fics: Currently Working on: Lust, Lies and the Wrong Redhead: (Tamora Pierce) Co-written with edgy wedgy, this is my longest (chapter wise) fic to date. It details the pain, the lies, the passion, the desire for a certain redhead. It tells of the indirect interaction between Kel, Neal and Cleon, young knights living at the Palace and trying to lay down the foundations of a future for themselves, and Alex, Roger, Joren and Thom, 'living' in the Realms of the dead, finding some very enjoyable activities to occupy their time. This story is a must-read. It's slash, but that shouldn't be too disturbing. and also it's not suitable for persons under 15. And it's Kel/Neal. And Joren's in it. and Thom. And Alex. How could you resist reading this? Claw: (Tamora Pierce) This is my absolute favourite fic. Even so, I haven't updated it in almost a year. I have a dead-end brain, can't find a way to propel the plot, and I've written the middle, and the ending, I just can't link it all together. It's an extended spinoff from the Song of the Lioness series about Ralond of Malven and the time between his page years and his return to Corus. Lots of original ideas, there's a lot of angst and violence, maybe some sex later on. Totally differerent to all my other fics, but there you go. Point Of View: (Harry Potter). Haha... Started this story 3 years ago when I got annoyed at all those romance fic writers and I decided to write one myself. There's a ball at Hogwarts, Cho is evil and Draco sulks. Lots of randomness, including a bet between Hermione and Ginny to memorise a Periodic Table (Yes I was obsessed with it at the time). All inspiration for this story has just stopped, but I want to continue it again sometime. In the future... The Fellowship of the No Longer Existent Ring: (Lord of the Rings) I like this one very much. very, very much. It's an AU from the books, a parody of waht would happen if Frodo lost the Ring. We have here a bossy Aragorn, a bitter boromir, an always-ignored Merry, a redundant Legolas, and a withdrawal-suffering Frodo. Yes this is on hiatus too, but I'm wroking on it. Hard. |
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Needs by PennyGirl reviews
Everyone has needs, even Kel
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Sigh for Cythera by Rosie eisoR reviews
Sequel to 'Lady Roxanne'. Sadly, the course of true love does not run easy for Sir Gary, particularly not when everything and everybody seem to be opposed to his infatuation with Cythera. TH Awards WINNER 2005!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Tortall, Gareth the Younger - Complete
Intense by Seniya reviews
Oliver is rich, successful and engaged, his best friend, Katie is the complete opposite and hopelessly in love with him. Can this work?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,676 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Oliver W. - Complete
When it Rains, it Volneys by The Frogness reviews
Numair said in the 4th book of the Immortals series that he got Volney Rain to paint him a portrait of Daine. Ever wonder how exactly that conversation might've gone? Oh. Well, I did. Fluff, one sided DaineNumair and strangeness. One shot, rr!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
Your Very Own Dora by FernWithy reviews
It is November of 1981, and eight year old Nymphadora Tonks feels like everyone is leaving her. She has no intention of allowing her favorite Latin teacher to do so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/12/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
A Simple Assignment by Aeryn Alexander reviews
Alastor Moody has a job to do. A very simple one in fact: check on Harry Potter during the summer. But he gets more than he bargains for. Yet another rough-summer-for-Harry story. But this one is obviously a little different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,091 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/15/2004 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Alastor M., Harry P.
Toil and Trouble by She's a Star reviews
When it is announced that there will be a Halloween Ball, James is sure that he'll finally be able to win Lily's heart. Meanwhile, Lily is sure that James is going to either land her in a mental hospital or drive her to homicide. Or possibly both.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 3/26/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Case of the Shady Bauble by Dragonsbane1611 reviews
The sleuth that tracks down the gum on the bad guys' shoes: Harry Potter, Private Eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,779 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Harry P.
HMS Hogwarts by kitsunelover reviews
SSHG Captain Snape and his jolly crew chase the dastardly Captain Mal Foi on the high seas and have quite a bit of fun on the way. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Noble and the Thief by thekeeperofwords reviews
Alanna never met George. Instead, at the age of 14, she encounters him when he is arrested. He figures out her secret, and threatens to tell everyone if she doesnt free him. Will they fall for eachother? AG
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003
Death isnt everything by Strawberry-miow reviews
But hes supposed to be dead...isnt he? Faces from the past haunting the present, or so Kel thinks, but what if they turn out to be real? How are they still there after death? But more importantly…why? KxJ!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2003
Little Cat by Kitty Ryan reviews
Alex longs to be The Best, and the Duke of Conté has a task for him. But Squire Alan--the friend, the mystery, the rival--is just too hard to kill, no matter how much he wants to. RogerAlex, AlexAlanna, RogerDelia. Complete.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2003 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Complete
The Domino Effect by Damsel In Distress reviews
An arranged marriage with Pansy Parkinson leads Draco to outrageous stunts to escape the engagement with Pansy. Iinvolving a kiss with a Hufflepuff (male), a fainting Ron, and an auction for what, exactly...? Plus other unusual incidents...Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Draco M.
Fairy Tale by Kitori reviews
*PG-15* Joren as a squire is given a task he's not exactly thrilled with. A little slash, a little swearing, a little shounen-ai.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,195 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 7/28/2002 - Joren
A Tricky Thing by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
"Unrequited love is a tricky thing to deal with. But when the object of your affections is dating your best friend, you kind of have to. Deal with it, that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Sirius B.
They Were Awfully Tight Pants by Lost in the Forest reviews
"Why Hello, Mr. Tight Pants!" Drunken fun at the Three Broomsticks turns into an awkward situation (how could it not?) CHAPTER FOUR(!) UP!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2003 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
My life is a wedgie by happy molecule reviews
this really belongs under the catagory of stupidity, but since there is no such category *hint hint*, its down here. the fellowship must go on a long and arduous journey *COMPLETE!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003 - Complete
Ginny's owl problem by edgy wedgy reviews
Ginny's brought home some owls to get back at Ron. It worked but owls start mass producing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2003 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Judging Distances by Lady Jaida reviews
In which Jonathan and George spar, and more is revealed than normally is, in a knife fight.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2002
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Lust, Lies, and the Wrong Redhead reviews
Neal plans to marry Kel and adopt Cleon as a child. But when all goes wrong due to misunderstandings and evil, plotting, dead men, Neal and Kel have to work together in order to save their ideal future. contains SLASH funny slashbut is still KelNeal
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,139 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Tortall, Tortall
Dear Mr Harry Potter reviews
From far, far away in Sydney, Australia, a devoted parent writes a letter to his children's hero, the famous four-eyed teenage wizard, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/22/2005
The Chemically Correct Three Little Pigs reviews
The three little pigs embark on their next journey -- to build houses for themselves. Little do they know that not understanding laws of chemistry will get them into a lot of trouble...
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2005
The Fellowship of the no longer existent Ring reviews
Chapter 6 up! AU. When Frodo manages to lose the Ring while the Fellowship passed through the snow, what will happen? Will Boromir have a mental breakdown? Will Gandalf finally turn evil? Will Merry die of being ignored all the time?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Meriadoc B., Gandalf
Your Dinner is Served reviews
Gimli and Legolas have been put in change of cooking dinner for the Fellowship. The problem is that they REALLY do not cooperate with each other. A challenge from Bulma Greenleaf drove me to write this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Gimli, Legolas
Point Of View reviews
Chapter 9 up (The Weasley twins)! There is a Ball at Hogwarts. Everyone's really excited, especially Cho... Ginny learns of Cho's evil plans, and together, she and her friends begin to defeat Cho. Each chapter is in a different character's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,882 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Cho C., Hermione G.
Claw reviews
Ralon of Malven longs to go back to Corus, he longs for power and most of all, he longs for revenge... An extended spinoff about Ralon's life from leaving the Palace to reappearing in Corus as 'Claw'. Chapter 8 up.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,142 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Tortall, Tortall
Dear Roger reviews
Roger receives a letter from the King regarding the Sweating Sickness that he created. His reactions and thoughts. One-shot
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Complete
My life is a Leglocker Jinx reviews
Chapter 7 up! COMPLETE! Ron's entries into his diary. Ron can write very fast... Involves a flying pig, a violent paperweight, and a port-a-loo. Co-written with edgy wedgy. Ron has to take Snape to the Forbidden Forest. I will say no more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Now get me cream reviews
One-shot, short, in memory of Sirius Black. Sirius and Snape have an interesting little discussion in the kitchen of the Noble House of Black. there's revelations, a little slash (but it's not serious at all) and a screaming feather duster.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
The party that caused devastation reviews
Arwen and Aragorn throw a party at their house and invite all their friends. But oh boy, what started out to be a great idea is turning... weird... 11 (last one) of A Series of Random Events. Joins on from 'Arwen-Sitter'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Arwen U.
Arwen Sitter reviews
Arwen's NOT very happy when Aragorn arranges for Pippin to baby-sit her. 10 of A Series of Random Events. Co-written with happy molecule.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Peregrin T., Arwen U.
The King's Jellybeans reviews
All Gimli wanted to do was to go on a trip. But then, he gets caught for the randomest thing ever. 8 of 'A Series of Random Events'. Co-written with happy molecule.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2003 - Gimli, Arwen U.
A Fridgeling reviews
Frodo is prepared to go to any measures to win over his museli bar wrapper's heart, even when this involves flirting with a pole with a really bad pick-up line. A must-read. 9 of A Series of Random Events. Co-written with happy molecule
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Frodo B., Arwen U.
Ode to a beer can reviews
Merry's sad and depressed, but then Pippin unknowingly supplies him with another object of affection. What would it be? 5 of A Series of Random Events.(Contains essences of slash -- sorry, my fault!) CO-written with happy molecule.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Meriadoc B., Arwen U.
The Watchers of the Weight reviews
Sam decides to go to Weightwatchers' to lose some weight. 2 of A Series of Random Events. Check it out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Samwise G., Arwen U.
Happy Birthday reviews
There's these new students at Hogwarts... and Draco falls madly in love with the enigmatic Viola Luchien. Don't judge the story by its title. this is dedicated to Lil Miss Barton, for her BIRTHDAY!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Draco M.
Harry and the strange place reviews
This is a story by my little sister who is five. So no flames whatsoever but please say something nice... for her sake, if not mine (even if you think i'm lame). Harry ges to a strange floating place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Harry P.
Sorting Hat Song reviews
my answer to a challenge to write my own Sorting Hat Song.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2002
The lamest HP theory daddy Voldemort reviews
Voldemort is Harry's dad! Surprise, surprise! Stroy starts chapter 2. PG for dilated pupils. (Tell me the absolute lamest HP theory that you can think of and/or make up and I'll write a story based on it.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2002 - Published: 7/16/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hermione's Chocolate reviews
**Chapter 4 is up, 'completed' in a way. read and it explains** I am strange, I know, but Hermione is strange too, model student, probably future prefect, and lots more, so why can't she have different food tastes?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2002 - Published: 6/8/2002 - Hermione G. - Complete
Mmrr's Day reviews
In 2nd person and present tense. You are Mmrr, and you are bored, so you go out to wander around. PG because of Elysoun and because I felt like it.
David Eddings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10/2/2002
Ron and a bad day with a soccer ball reviews
Poor Ron... He just isn't up to playing Muggle sports.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Ron W., Harry P.
Untitled reviews
C'est mon premiere histoire en francais. Aussi en anglais. Harry Potter s'est assis dans une salle. je sais elle est tres bete mais j'aime elle beaucoup. my first fic in French. English translation as well. Harry Potter sat in a room. I know it's stupid b
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 2 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Harry P., Harry P.
Another LOTR Nicola's version, not mine reviews
This story is by Nicola. please read it. It's very short and wont take you much time... But blame Nicola if you hate it, ok?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9/7/2002 - Aragorn
The danger of sharp fans ( COMPLETE!!!) reviews
~~COMPLETE!!~~ Neal is lovestruck. He has received a beautiful fan from Yuki. But he doesn't know what to do with it. No-one ever told him. So being that ignorant, what's the most likely thing he will do?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
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