Hi. Well im Englishand live ruraly - in England of course

. My name isn't what it says as my 'name'. Clearly. 'coz have you ever heard of someone called Orelina (Ora- Lean-ya)?!

Im bubbly, vivasious and am 13- 26 years old. My identity will remain secret - never know whose about :p. I can be quick witted and am willing to use force and verbal abuse if someone "starts" on me. ( though i am a passafist - crazy) I can hold my own and am a great friend (just ask the hoards following me). Im a family player and love to go a little crazy with my friends. Many nicknames have arose from my outgoing attitude.

I love singing, iceskating(im quite good actually) and acting most of all. The movies is where i want to head not just to meet the stars but too be one. i play the piano and passed my grade one with distinction.

Im into only one soap, but love the Programs like Doctor who and Torchwood - but dont be fooled, im no geek! Im apprciative of good writing and if somethings bad, i might be the first to say so, even if hidden under layers of tact.

by the way have you noticed that all the capitals spell out OAKAM - like the chicken. (this isn't any oakam chicken, this is an M&S oakam chicken) yeah thats the one! Orelina AKA Me

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Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

Girl: You should slow down, this is to fast

Boy: This is how a motorcycle is supposed to feel but if you tell me you love me, i'll slow down

Girl: I love you!

Boy: Now you have to give me a hug.

Girl: (She squeezed around the boys boys waist from behind him)

Boy: Now you must take my helmet from my head and put it on you then i will slow down.

Girl: (puts helmet on her head)

Newspaper headline next morning: Fatal motorcycle accident after brakes went out, male died and female lived being the only one with a helmet.

In truth the boy knew his breaks went out and told his girlfriend she loved him one last time and to feel her hug then he gave her his helmet so she could live.

Mexican man walks into a cafe one morning and noticed that he was the only mexican man there. As he sat down he noticed a man behind him. The white man said," Colored people are not allowed here." The mexican man turned around, stood up and said," Listen pedejo, when I was born I was BROWN, when I grew up I was BROWN, when I'm sick I'm BROWN, when I go into the sun I'm BROWN, when I'm cold I'm BROWN, and when I die I'm gonna be BROWN! But you pendejo, when you're born your PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick you're GREEN, when you go into the sun you turn RED, and when you're cold you turn PURPLE, and when you die you're BLUE! And you have the nerve to call me colored?! CHINGA TU MADRE PUTO!!

If you hate racism put this on your file. And be be proud of the color of your skin, no matter what color it is!

I'm not the kind of person who will change because someone else wants me to. I'm not the knid of person who runs away when things get tough. I'm not the kind of person who hides from the world because they're scared of it. I'm not the kind of person who will stand by and watch others suffer. I'm not the kind of person who sits around and does nothing when someone tries pushing others around. What kind of person am I? I am who I am, and i will never change. When something tough tries bringing me down I meet it half way and I beat it. When something scary gets in my face, I smile and say" bring it on!" When someone is suffering I run and throw myself in front of them. When someone gets pushed around I push the other person around until they back off. This is who I am. I fight for others and never myself.

In my one moment of weakness, I realized just how strong I had become. In my moment of darkness, I saw the light that had been lost. One glance back, and I saw how far I had walked.

9 Names:

YOUR REAL NAME:
Orelina

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)

Orelizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Blue Tiger

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on)
Anne Mellows

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name)

Orean

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)

Silver hot chocolate

YOUR ARABIC NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your middle name)

Roalnse

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Parents middle names)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Rosie

Edward vs Normal guys
.A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say:“You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy: would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen: would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die: a normal guy would find another.
If you die: Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

“Well, I wasn’t going to live without you..” He rolled his eyes as if that fact were childishly obvious...but I wasn’t sure how to do it. I knew Emmett and Jasper would never help so I was thinking maybe I would go to Italy and do something to provoke the Volturi.”

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

He smiled my favorite smile. “Hurry back to me.”
“Always.”

As you come back to the house: a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house: Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

“I heard the music before I was out of the car. Edward hadn’t touched his piano since the night Alice left. Now, as I shut the door, I heard the song morph through a bridge and change into my lullaby. Edward was welcoming me home."

A normal guy: would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen: would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner: a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen: wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy: while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen: while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy: wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen: would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

A normal guy: does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen: only does it with one.

A normal guy: buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen: buys you a car.

Bella: You won't sleep with me until we're married?
Edward: Technically I can't ever sleep with you.
Bella: Very mature, Edward.
(hahahahahaha)

"Take care of my heart I've left it with you."
-Edward Cullen

"...And so the lion fell in love with the lamb".
-Edward Cullen

"I love you. I want you. Right now."
-Edward Cullen

"Of all the things about me that could frighten
you, you worry about my driving."
-Edward Cullen

"I thought I wouldn't feel like this in a long
time? But I still want you".
-Bella Swan

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a
wealthy family.

The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the
mansion’s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small
space in the cold basement.

As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in
the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older
angel replied, “Things aren’t always what they seem.”

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor,
but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food
they had the couple let the angel sleep in their bed where they could
have a good night’s rest.

When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his
wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay
dead in the field. The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older
angel how could you have let this happen? The first man had everything,
yet you helped him, she accused. The second family had little but was
willing to share everything, and you let the cow die.

“Things aren’t always what they seem,” the older angel replied.
“When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was
gold stored in that hole in the wall. Since the owner was so obsessed
with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall
so he wouldn’t find it.” Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed,
the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead. Things
aren’t always what they seem.”

Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don’t turn out
the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that
every outcome is always to your advantage. You might not know it until
some time later…

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,
doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),
who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,
who loves and is obsessed with Twilight,
who can express herself better with words than actions,
who doesn't need a guy to complete her,
and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me,
so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:
Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenX, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny-silver-volvo-stalker, Nick1488, Demelza Llivell, becky-x-twilight-x, josefinaamo, MrsMargo Cullen,Orelina aka Me,