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Joined 10-24-07, id: 1405994, Profile Updated: 02-03-08
Author has written 4 stories for Final Fantasy XII.

Hello all. This is Neo-Pooh and I'm new here on fanfic. I'm currently focusing all of my writing efforts on FFXII for now, and to tell you the truth, I'm pretty "stoked" about it, so to speak. I also have a weak spot for sweets, such as honey. Bet you never guessed that.

A Mid Dalmascan Night's Dream

A new project! Kinda working in conjunction with Et tu, Asdalu?,since not all jokes or material I come up with are compatible for both. This is definitely Vaan and Penelo centered, and is fueled by my general annoyance at those two not hooking up during the game.Then again, romantic love stories may make a better story, but not as good of a game. Square Enix did a great job, and I give them full credit. Besides, if it wasn't for them, I wouldn't be writing this would I?

FFXII The Forgotten War

After wasting my life away on Final Fantasy XII, I noticed that armed conflict doesn't really have much negative connotations to it. I mean, it's great and all having no blood/gore in exchange for a wider range of accessibility. And yes, I understand that realistic combat hasn't really been a part of the FF series at all, not to mention any other Japanese rpg out there. All the battles, especially later on, involve either you buzzing through wildlife like a bulldozer or whacking away eternally at a near-invincible boss.

For such a wonderful game, I must admit, it does get pretty boring after the 20,000th wolf.

Nevertheless, I thought Ivalice could use a little reality check. Under all the pompousness of the clothing, the bright colours, the glimmering personalities, and stereotypical villains, must lie a darkness. I don't mean to make Ivalice itself a dreary place, but ultimately "contrast" is what I'm going for in this story.

I tried to be as historically accurate as possible (I even went to various Final Fantasy sites and studied the history of Ivalice), but I did add many locations and persons completely separate from the FFXII storyline. I have made a map of Ivalice including most of my story's locations, and you can contact via email if you're interested.

I hope you have enjoyed what I've written so far, and there's always more to come! A pat on the back to anyone who can spot all of the historical references in the story. I'll say right now, there's alot of them. (eg. Dionysius Solidor / Dionysius I of Syracuse, enemy of Carthage, tyrant of ancient Sicily...and so on)

Et tu, Asladu?

My new project, and I'm already pretty proud of it. Ever since Asdalu popped the "...is that Cockatrice from the nomads' village? Good thing we didn't eat...do anything strange..." he became my personal favourite in FFXII. This is my way of commemorating such a great Garif, even though he goes through some hard times in my story ;D

p.s. Any reviews will be greatly appreciated, as long as they aren't just deriding my work. please, keep your flames to yourselves!

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Fran Goes on Jerry Springer by Lisaviera reviews
Fran has a secret. Balthier wants her to reveal it, so she goes on the only talk show that allows Viera! Incredibly disturbing, hilarious, fairly sick, and with all the sexual comments and swear words intact! Join the fun, on Fran Goes On Jerry Springer!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007
Vieraslayer by Vieraheart15 reviews
Jote is captured by the ReenaKaana. Now only Alvyne and her friends can save her from the evil dogs, one of whick is Alvyne's own aunt! BalthierXFran, VaanXAlja KtjnXTomaj Strange, I know. several Lemons.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 94,984 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Fran, Balthier - Complete
Memento Mori by KhamanV reviews
More than a decade has passed since Bahamut fell and Lemures rose. But now Ivalice faces a new threat: The Dark Hour, and the coming of Fall. FFXII Genfic with faces new and old, plot structure inspired by Persona 3. Canon behavior, Balthier, no pairing
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,837 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007
Vaan, the Viera by Trinity Esper reviews
Because the party is well fed up with him, Vaan is left behind in Eruyt Village. Problem: Viera have less patience than Humes, especially when it comes to an idiotic SkyPirate afficionado! [Eventual VaanxMjrn]
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007
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A Mid Dalmascan Night's Dream: Meine Liebe, Penelo reviews
Puberty is complicated, and for Vaan, even more so. The love of his life stands before him, but what will he do? Penelo x Vaan in more ways than one, hence the "M" rating
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
Et tu, Asdalu? reviews
Every Garif seeks an adventure, and Asdalu is no different. Exploring deep into the Golmore Jungle, he discovers excitement, temptation, drama, and a lot of bunnies. Not particularly in that order. Drug use ahoy duuuuude, and possible adult humor ahead.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,783 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007
The People of the Plains reviews
A prelude to "Et tu, Asdalu?" The origins behind the Garif and their funky masks explained! Featuring Asdalu and Supinelu
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
The Forgotten War reviews
Over a hundred years before Final Fantasy XII, a young Archadian soldier becomes entangled in one of Ivalice's most brutal conflicts, and inevitably, events that changed the world forever. Part one of two. Ekt x young Rael? stay tuned
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,752 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007