Girl, 19. Appreciates good stories and dry wit. Behaves worse than a proper lady ought. Consists on smoothies and pizza bagels. Dislikes most of the human race. Enjoys tree climbing and driving around. Forgetful of math equations and names. Great maker of lattes and beds. Has two cats with T names. Inspired by crazy people. Jams to Gnarls Barkley and the New Pornographers. Likes iphones and keds. More interested in baking than actually eating. Nearly died twice in freak accidents. Ought to listen to her parents. Ponders about the universe and book bindings. Questions everything. Reads for fun instead of school. Surprised by simple mechanical functions and christmas. Talks a lot of shit. Usually found away from home. Vicious playing Mario Kart and Pictionary. Wears skinny jeans and white t shirts. Xeroxed a lot of scripts. Yearns for a big city and a comfortable pair of high heels. Zealous about cake and clever banter.