/AU/ Jack considered his life to be anything but noteworthy. He has a pet (a rabbit), he has a favorite teacher (he's narcoleptic) and a girlfriend (with a queer name). Anyone else could have the same life but the closest people to him were hiding the fact that they were guardians of childhood and Jack begins to unravel their secrets after he fell through ice.

In which Jack reminds the guardians that he is in fact, not a child and doesn't need their approval or permission for the things he does and that they, in fact, have no right to discuss "punishments" , especially when said discussed punishments involve his staff, which is also none of their business.

Jack never had coffee. So North gives him some. Too much actually.