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Joined 07-19-09, id: 2014201, Profile Updated: 02-19-10
Author has written 2 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho.

HI! This is my profile! wow! Anywho alittle info about me

Name: Call me Red Or BlackJem

Age: Old enough to be on FanFiction

My Friends on Fanfiction is

the Lovely Lemonrocker

The Fabulous RoseThorn333

The Awesome firestorm88

This is an awesome writer, totally friends with Lemonrocker. she is my totally friend. Anyway visit her at fanfiction.net/~lemonrocker

Love her stories.

Hiya Anywho just some small tidbits about me.

I'm a yaoi fan.

I ususally dislike het unless its written well

My newest favourite anime is Yu Yu Hakusho

I'm not perfect so when I start uploading stories there might be some mistakes.

My Favourite Coupling is Hiei/Kurama, Its hot leave me the hell alone if you hate it.

Big One here I HAVE EVERY GOD DAMN FRICKING RIGHT TO USE CREATIVE WRITING. SO MOST OF MY STORIES DON'T FIT WITH WHAT MANY OTHERS ARE SAYING! LEAVE ME ALONE IF YOU FLAME ME ABOUT THAT I WILL TELL YOU THIS

ON FANFICTION WE WRITERS HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO USE OUR CREATIVE WRITING SKILLS AND BY FLAMING US WHO DO USE IT YOU ARE BRINGING DOWN THE IDEA OF INDIVISUALISM. NOW BY DOING THIS KARMA HAS EVERY RIGHT TO COME BACK AND KICK YOU IN THE ASS. NOW WHATEVER RELIGION, PARING LOVER, OR ANYTHING ELSE I WILL NOT JUGDE UNLESS YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU HAVE ANY RIGHT TO FLAME A PERSON FOR CREATIVE LICENSE. NOW THAT BEING SAID PLEASE BE KIND DURING YOUR REVIEWS BECAUSE TO A WRITER THEY ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING. WE LOVE GETTING REVIEWS. NOW GET OFF OUR BACKS FOR USING IT. THEY ARE CALLED AU. MEANING, CHILDREN, ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. MEANING NOT THIS UNIVERSE. MEANING WE GET TO USE FUCKING WHATEVER THE HELL FUCKING WANT IN OUR STORIES.

NOW THAT BEING SAID I'M THINKING MAYBE PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE SWEARING AND MATURE THEMES SHOULD STAY THE HECK AWAY FROM MY STORIES. I'M A MATURE WRITER AND I WRITE ABOUT LOTS OF THINGS MOST PEOPLE LIKE TO PRETEND DOESN'T EXISIT.

ANOTHER NOTE: PLEASE LEAVE ME BE. I'M NOT THE GREATEST WRITER, AS I DOUBT THERE IS ANY PROFESSIONALS HERE. ANYWAY I'M GOING TO NEED A BETA. ANYONE WHO COMES HERE THAT KNOWS OR IS A BETA THAT CAN READ THESE FOLLOWING SUBJECTS PLEASE GIVE ME A HOLLAR

ABUSE, RAPE, SEXUAL THEMES, YAOI, TORTURE, KIDNAPPING, SEXUAL ABUSE, SHOTACON(OLDER MALE ON YOUNGER MALE), AND SOMETIMES SOME VERY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL THAT ONLY MY MIND CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I'M A FREAK OH AND SOME VERY DESCRIPTIVE-NESS. NOT THAT THATS A WORD OR ANYTHING BUT YOU GET MY POINT. I NEED A BETA BECAUSE I'M ALREADY WRITING AND YEAH YOU PEOPLE GET IT RIGHT?...

BYE FOR NOW. TO TIRED TO CONTINUE TO WRITE.

WANTED

BETA

MUST BE ABLE TO READ AND CORRECT GRAMMER,

SPELLING AND SOMETIME NOT TRY TO KILL ME.

IF YOU WANT THIS JOB WHICH DOESN'T PAY PLEASE DROP ME A

PRIVATE MESSAGE.

YOURS TRULY

BLACKJEM.

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Some (more) random crap about me!

I love Bleach, (The Anime Series not the product, or washing crap!)

I'm dyeing my hair Envy Blue, And Bleaching some Blonde!

I love my music though I'm too lazy to tell you.

Whenever I need to talk to someone who is near me I call them or Text!

I have some fucked up friends.

I'm very much a bitch and damn proud of it. I even found a photo that has the following on it:

Bitchology

Being a Bitch means...

I stand up for myself and my beliefs

I stand up for those I love

I speak my mind, think my own thoughts

Or do things MY way.

I won't compromise whats in my heart

I live MY life My way

I won't allow anyone to step on me

I refuse to tolerate injustice

Ot means I have the courage &

strength to allow myself to be me.

So try and stomp on me, douse my inner flame,

Squash every ounce of beauty I hold within.

You won't succeed

And if that makes me a bitch so be it

I embrace the title and I'm proud to be a bitch!

888

Oh one of my favourite poems is The Builders, its by HEnry WadsWorth LongFellow. Here it is(Yes I know this is stupid but I ain't claiming to be no Genius):

All are architects of Fate,
Working in these walls of Time;
Some with massive deeds and great,
Some with ornaments of rhyme.

Nothing useless is, or low;
Each thing in its place is best;
And what seems but idle show
Strengthens and supports the rest.

For the structure that we raise,
Time is with materials filled;
Our to-days and yesterdays
Are the blocks with which we build.

Truly shape and fashion these;
Leave no yawning gaps between;
Think not, because no man sees,
Such things will remain unseen.

In the elder days of Art,
Builders wrought with greatest care
Each minute and unseen part;
For the Gods see everywhere.

Let us do our work as well,
Both the unseen and the seen;
Make the house, where Gods may dwell,
Beautiful, entire, and clean.

Else our lives are incomplete,
Standing in these walls of Time,
Broken stairways, where the feet
Stumble as they seek to climb.

Build to-day, then, strong and sure,
With a firm and ample base;
And ascending and secure
Shall to-morrow find its place.

Thus alone can we attain
To those turrets, where the eye
Sees the world as one vast plain,
And one boundless reach of sky.

Yeah this is all I'm going to put love y'all my readers.

Hi y'all, I know its been awhile but I've been going through some really rough times and I will be trying my best to finish the two stories I have already posted. Its been a hard few months. Got a lot going on. I just wanted to take this time to say I love all my readers and I thank you very much for reading my stories.

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Pink Doesn't Suit You by ilovemybishies87 reviews
.:REVAMPED:. Orihime blushed, embarrassed. “I’m sorry, Szayel Aporro-san. I wasn’t expect--I mean, I thought you were Ulquiorra.” SzayelHimeUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,029 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Orihime I., Szayelaporro G.
BaBaby? by Iamhappytojustbealive reviews
Ichigo and Uryuu are now dating/going steady. They've graduated, and are now living in a small apartment. Ichigo now gets paid to kill hollows and Uryuu works part time with his father at the hospital. Everything was going good in their lives...until a li
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,024 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
Dr Grantz is In by Reverberating Winds reviews
The Espada, powerful and dignified, Aizen's infallible army, are not as imposing as they seem. In fact, like anyone else, they are stricken with maladies and injuries at most inconvenient times that only one person can fix. His name? Szayel Aporro Grantz.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,214 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Child of Mine by Untainted-Angel reviews
Gaara needs a new Konoha ambassador, so he goes to Konoha to find one. There he meets the person he had fallen in love with 9 months ago during the Chunnin exams. But something is wrong...a little angst in beginning, yaoi, Mpreg,Gaanej, hints of rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Gaara, Neji H.
I Now Pronounce You Kurama and Hiei by Kuramastrass reviews
When Yusuke and Kuwabara’s idea of a joke goes just a tiny bit too far, Kurama and Hiei find themselves swept up in a whirlwind of preparations for their wedding. Will the two demons end up finding love, or will their sudden union close with a divorce?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Kurama M., Hiei
Familial Bonds by MycroftsAngelEyes reviews
The ties that bind us together, the ties that keep us strong, the ties that cannot be buried by time. Sequel to Blood Ties. PLEASE READ! NOW COMPLETE; heck, never thought I'd say that! Has Rush, Eli, Scott, Young, TJ and others in it!
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,224 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Eli W., Dr. N. Rush - Complete
The Boys Discover Their Secret Lives by Scaevola reviews
Parody. The gang discovers fanfiction and what all has been written about them. Will they agree with it or hate it? No slash.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Repercussions by turtur6 reviews
Humorous story about Rush and Young's epic OOC romance. No spoilers.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Col. E. Young, Dr. N. Rush
Fun With Mister Insanity by grawrgrawrninja reviews
Ulquiorra noticed how Nnoitra and Grimmjow were tightly gripping the seats. “Are you trash okay?” “We’re f-fine t-thank you!” Nnoitra stuttered out as Aizen started the engine. Rated for language. No pairings. Pure crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,495 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Bleeding Dragon by IceQueenRia reviews
He's a Slytherin, he's blonde, he's arrogant, and they say he's cold and heartless. What they don't realise is, he's afraid, he's alone and he's bleeding. Can anybody save Draco Malfoy? HARRY/DRACO SLASH WARNING: CONTAINS SELF-HARM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,005 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Midnight bliss by 666blackcat666 reviews
Ichigo's hollow is planing something with Rukia. Can anyone save Ishida from the darkness. Will Szayel find a way into Ishida's heart. Will everyone have there happy ending ? READ TO FIND OUT ! sorry if its short...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Uryuu I. - Complete
I am by ShanMah reviews
Joey is exhausted and slowly sinking. But why? And why is it than only a particular CEO seems to notice that something's wrong with the blonde?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
In Innocence by IllusionOfAghony reviews
I would not call out to him, just because I was now the size I had been when I had been the equivalent of a five year old human child and was stuck in his stupid-closet. Implied Kurama/Yusuke, Hiei/OC and Y/K/H.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,477 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Closet Wounds by Religion0 reviews
Gin really wasn't any good at letting people go, but Ran was immensely good at yelling insults through his closet door in Hueco Mundo and making the Arrancars and Tousen laugh. One-shot, plus for insults.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2009 - [G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto] - Complete
Diamond Girl by Kay Willow reviews
Ishida needs a date for the gala at his father's hospital. Who would aggravate Ryuuken the most? Let's see... //Ishida/Rukia//
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Uryuu I., Rukia K. - Complete
Chocolate Pudding by sisko66002 reviews
Yusuke finds Hiei in his apartment eating chocolate pudding acquired from an unlikely source. Yusuke/Hiei One-Shot Result of the challenge "chocolate pudding" from the Yahoo group Fanfiction Lovers.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Yusuke U., Hiei - Complete
Sparring by WarningShot reviews
An unexpected end to a sparring match. Yuusuke/Hiei.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Hiei, Yusuke U. - Complete
Owned by twilightribbon reviews
Love scratches, love bites. Aren't they all the same? Lemon One-Shot, GinxTōshirō Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2008 - G. Ichimaru, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Where Is Youko Kurama Now? by Illicium verum reviews
Hiei just wanted revenge on Yusuke. Now his plans are backfiring on him. Koenma and the fall of Reikai. Hiei and the end of the world. Youko Kurama hunting.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,884 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Yusuke U., Hiei
I Just Love You More by Cammerel reviews
Chapter 5 finally up! YH Yaoi! “Yusuke Urameshi... Do not kid with me... I’m not so short as to being stepped on by someone the likely higher height than that of your stupid friend, that... Kuwabara..." Yusuke x Hiei
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 7/14/2004
Algebra by YasashiiKawa reviews
Rukia has an obsession
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Rukia K., Uryuu I. - Complete
The Aftermath by Hiei08 reviews
Sequel to Captured! Two paths merge, while another's worsens. This will contain yaoi. This is for MATURE readers only!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 48,874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
Gaining Respect by Bjorn reviews
Hanatarou Yamada, Soul Society's whipping boy, knows that he's a wimp. But sometimes he surprises himself. Today, he manages to surprise the 11th Division's Captain as well. A short piece about gaining Zaraki Kenpachi's respect.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 123 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Hanatarō Y., K. Zaraki - Complete
Cake? by Lyuna reviews
Cake. How do I make it? She wanted to know. [IshidaxRukia], Drabble. OOCness ensues
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Uryuu I., Rukia K. - Complete
Nightmares by Memory the Phoenix reviews
He may have escaped them while he sleeps, but they always find him. Slight UraharaxIshida
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2006 - K. Urahara, Uryuu I. - Complete
Why You Should Not Stereotype by Kaleyanne reviews
The YYH characters have decided to show us all up and write the most stereotypical fic ever seen. Complete.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
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Save My Soul reviews
The moon shined overhead as a crimson eyed demon made his way out of the bedroom door and down the corridor, opening a portal to The Makai. Whispering a soft 'I love you' the demon was gone from all radars. Have mild kissing scene more coming.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Hiei, Koenma
Bloodied hidden Secrets reviews
Hiei's past is coming to haunt him and nothing can be done. Is he gonna let it swallow him up or ask for some help. Slash, and other warnings inside.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hiei, Kurama M.