Hey guys! :D THIS IS KATT!

And I'm Honey... OO

Welcome to our fanfiction.net profile! :D

Woop woop \O3O/ I didn't wanna be here but oh well :D

Haha, yeah... I made her join so the world wouldn't be deprived of her amazing writing :3

*reading yaoi*...Sorry what? :I I'm...practicing my writing skillz. :3 Yeah...

*le sigh- adjusts glasses* Of course you are... " Well, I suppose I should warn our audience that you're a huge yaoi fan. XD

All da b*tches are mine :3

*takes off glasses* ... *facepaws* You goof... And people say I'M weird? XD *puts glasses back on like a kitty boss*

Yeah, YOU'RE the weird one :B *watches yaoi and wearing an 'I love yaoi' hat* TEAM YAOI, YEAH! 8'DDD

...I apologize, everyone, she's not usually this... goofy. " Well... yeah, things you should know about us: 1--

1: She's freakin obsessed with cats. XD

... T-T" 2: Honey is way too obsessed with Yaoi. :3

This is YOUR hat, by the way, so SHUSH T3T 3: Katt is WAY too protective of me 3

...I don't even OWN hats like that... O_o" 4: Honey is ALSO very overprotective :3 It's endearing at times, but also gets both of us into trouble more often than not... "

Gee THAAAANKS U 5: Katt has a boyfriend And I am forever alone ;7;U

*facepaws and sighs* 6: Honey has a bit of a confidence problem, as you may be able to tell. But I AM trying to find a boyfriend for her...

Confidence problem? Palease BI Honey badger don't give a sh*t 7: Katt is an AMAZING writer o3o/

;3 8: Honey is an amazing writer and artist, though she doesn't believe so.

*trying to write yaoi* Needs more penus. :I 9: Katt is my sis

You goof... XD 10: Honey is my amazing, stubborn twin She's caring and protective, so if you're lucky enough to become her friend she'll protect you fiercely

:'3 11: ...I LOVE CHOCOLAAAAAATE! 8'DDDD And yaoi...CHOCOLATE COVERED YAOI!!! 8'3

XDD Okie then... 12: Honey and I can be a bit... eccentric at times, and act a bit strange, but we love to make friends and help people

:3 13: I'm a bit sadistic and creepy at times-- as am I! :D --but I-- WE --love romance That's yet another thing that proves we're twins. :3 We read each others' minds and share our pain 83 *pinches Katt* I felt that. :3

OW! """ I have the accent to prove it... Unlike you, Miss Chicago. 3"

You mad? *trollface*

Nu, I'm bruised now. :3

Well I felt it 3 Oh, and I'm older than Katt, too :3

Yet I act more mature :3

YAWN! 8U Good luck with that, grandma :3

... *holds a yaoi manga over a fire* :3

O-OU...I'M SORREEEEEEEEH!!!!!!! QAQ// JUST LEAVE THE YAOI ALONE!!!

*laughs and tosses the manga to Honey* Just for the record, everyone, I'd never actually burn a manga

e-e (quietly) Vengeance shall be mien...

*adorable kitty cat pout* I sowwy...

=3=U Fien...

And THAT, dear audience, is how you get away with threatening a badger's yaoi! :3

...B*tches die today :I

*trolls away into the sunset* ;D

PS: Our favorite series'/fandoms/groups are: Xiaolin Showdown, Teen Titans, Vampire Knight, Warriors, Lords of the Underworld, The 50 Shades Trilogy(... ///"), Disney(well, MOST Disney...), InuYasha, Legend of Zelda, Resident Evil, Slender, creepypastas, The Hunger Games, and more that we're too lazy to list right now. :3

Our favorite music artists are: Evanescence, Taylor Swift, The Fray, Three Days Grace, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Nana Mizuki, Jordan Pruitt, Jordin Sparks, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Katy Perry, The Band Perry, Lady Antebellum, Abandon All Ships, Imagine Dragons, Shakira, Vocaloids, Skrillex, and more we don't wanna list. :3

Enjoy our stories. :3