Para-Dox2
*Para & Dox turn to the audience in computer spinney chairs* Para: Hello admirer of true genius. I am Para Dox: And I am the mistress of eeeevill! Better known as Dox. Para: We wish well of you if you are friend, we wish ill of you if you are foe. Never the less, we wish of you to review each of our fics you have read. Dox: Shall we tell them about ourselves? Page 1: Para - A young woman who is the alter ego of Kyra Moonshine. Her attributes consist of blue hair, green dragon eyes, and silver skin. She is at the age 16 and fights with the main weapon of a bow and arrow or gun. Her area of magic is necromancy. As one of dragon blood she loves treasure and hates humans. Page 2: Dox - A woman slightly older than Para, yet only by a year, Dox is the alter ego of GIR’s Cupcake. She is fond of chain maces and laser guns. She has silver hair and large black eyes, her skin being slightly tanned. She is descended of a royal high elf family and craves the possession of the planet. Her main study of magic is enchantment. Para: So now you know us. Dox: Well, what we want you to know. Para: Yes you now possess superior knowledge far superior to the normal human. Dox: Not a superior as ours of course, but still quite admirable. Para: Now that that’ out of the way um..line! Off stage guy: Not again! Your line is let’s go over the basics. Dox: Thank you human drone you may live now. OSG: Don’t you mean I can leave now? Dox: No, I meant LIVE, now go away before I smack ya with a sausage! Para: …. You have to let hi live he’s our only stage guy, who’d we get to bring stuff? Dox: Oh yeah… Para: Idiot. Dox: No, I’m insane. Para: I thought you were evil. Dox: That too. Para: Anyway, let’s go over the basics: I tend to write adventurous stories full of peril, magic, a wee bit of drama, and some humor. Dox here writes poetry and stories that are either hilarious. Or are horrid and full of angst, death, sadness, violence, evil, and depressingness. In other words, full of doom. Dox: Awww, thanks. And by the way, there’s no such word as depressingness. Para: It is now. Dox: Second of all, we love the reviews we get, it fills us with joyous goo. Para: And it pays the jail fines too! Damn, I’m rhyming again. Dox: Yes, and it guarantee it pisses you off till the end. Kyra: *glares* Dox: Yep. We love our reviews. suddenly it gets all dark and creepy* Para: eye glow a burning shade of green* But if you dare to flame us be warned mortal, it will not be pleasant. You can probably count on meeting up within Dox’s slave mines. Dox: *stands ranting* Yes, you will works in horrid conditions getting sapphires in the burning wasteland where the vultures fly overhead! And the long hours will leave you in ruins … Para: Uh oh, she’s doing’ it again. *grabs gun looking thing* Dox:..And as your bones rotting the desert sun, not even the rows shall look upon you, for to do so would be- Para fires gun, letting out a swarm of butterflies* Dox: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! The horrible bugs of..niceness!! Get ‘em off! *runs in circles screaming* Para: *blasts away butterflies with a blast of ice* You done now? Dox: Hold on. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The horror! The R rated not for small children type horror! Yeah, I’m done now. Para: Good. Well, that’s all for the bio. This is the mistress of gaming Kyra . . . I mean Para Dox: And the future ruler of earth, Dox saying bye for now and don’t touch my stuff! Para: One more thing: Stay away from Araym! He’s mine! Dox: *Rolls her eyes* Don’t make a scene . . . Para: *Yelling* I’ll cause a scene if I want to! Dox: Shut up already! Para: Make me! Dox: Nobody wants your stupid boyfriend Para: Was that an insult? Dox: *Hurriedly* No! No! Para: *Sitting down contentedly* Good, I will go play Nintendo now. If you bug me, horrid things shall befall you. *Grins* Kay? *Skips off* Dox: Run! She’s schizophrenic! Kyra: You say that like it’s a BAD thing. Dox: Whatever, I’m gonna go destroy BUM and take their stuff. Kyra: You do that. fade out* |
