[The lights go on and a small Asian girl is seen to be gagged and tied up to a chair]

Fizby: No! You weren't supposed to see that!

[Lights go off]

Fizby: THIS is Naf Naf!

[Lights go back on to show a rectangular pencil pouch with the words: "Naf Naf" in big letters and "Such a good product" in lil letters next to it]

Fizby: Tonight! I will show you a little trick, where I will give my creation LIFE!!!

[Casts Shine Plasma on the pencil pouch... In the darkness, the sound of tape separating from skin is heard]

[Onstage, Naf Naf doesn' move.]

Fizby: erm...

voice: UNTIE ME BEFORE I ...I...I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’LL DO BUT IT’LL BE BAD!!!

Fizby: Why should I? I gave you LIFE! You miserable little Naf Naf!
:Kicks the pencil bag:

[Pencil pouch goes flying to hit *someone* in the darkness]

voice: OUCH! WHY DID YOU HIT ME WITH THE DUMB POUCH YOU TRIED TO BRING TO LIFE???

Fizby: :Twirls around: Who said that? :Retrieves the Naf Naf: Was it YOU?

voice: Naf Naf!?!? HA! What a dummy! I’m that one girl you kidnapped to help you with your next story...duh!

Fizby: Naf Naf? A dummy? Well... That does seem to fit... But why are you insulting yourself? :Shrugs: Oh well. Doesn't matter! ^_^ And kidnap? Little ol' me? You're too kind..

[all lights go on]

[a flying bath sponge appears onstage]

bath sponge: How many times must I tell you?!?! You can't use the powers here!!! :unties Asian girl:

girl: Sorry Ker...but she makes me soooo mad!

Fizby: :Twirling curly-cue mustache evilly: A bath sponge? Is that ALL you could summon to help you? AHAHAHAHAHA!!! :Cackles: You'll never escape from my fiendish plans!

bath sponge: I WASN’T SUMMONED!!!

Fizby: Suuuuuuure ya’ weren’t, hun…

bath sponge: why I outta’…

[bath sponge gets ready to charge]

[girl grabs bath sponge and stuffs him in a bag that appeared out of nowhere]

girl: gawd, you idiot…

Fizby: …I am refraining from comment….

[Conjures up a ball of plasma and starts playing with it]

Fizby: Wheeeeeeee… ^o^

Gasp: :crawls under the door humming “Mission: Impossible”: I’m surrounded… by idiots…MUST ASSERT MY MUSELY EVILNESS! :cracks whip: FIZBY! NAF NAF! GET WRITING, NOOOW! :starts chasing Fizby and girl.:

Fizby: Waaagh! Read our fanfic, gotta go! Byeeee! :Runs away:

Naf Naf: I’M NOT NAF NAF!! :runs trying to avoid Gasp's evil whip:

Gasp: Stop it! Write! Go! FWAAAAAAAA! ||-|3112 |/|3 51|/|||_370||35!!!