Wichitatwister: I actually wanted the yahoo alias SanAngeloTwister, but it was taken. I was in San Angelo, Texas one afternoon in June 1995 when the sky turned a sick Avada Kedavra-green color and four tornadoes touched down. I swore that night when I got back home to Middle Tennessee I was gonna nail my shoes to the ground. Did it, too.

56 years old, balding, overweight, near-sighted, deaf in one ear, absentminded and a touch of Attention Deficit Disorder.

If you don't flirt aggressively I may not notice or remember (:P)

Egotistical too, if you haven't noticed.

Favorite ships: Harry/Luna, Harry/Susan, Harry/Daphne, Harry/Hermione. In that order.

Never reads: Harry/Draco, Draco/Hermione, Harry/Snape (GAG), Slash-regardless of match-ups.

Absolute most favorite fan fiction author: Rorshach's Blot

I've read the first five books of the canon several times but can't seem to get past Chapter six of Half Blood Prince without giving up in boredom. Punishing myself by not allowing me to read Deathly Hallows (exept the epilogue) until I make it thru HBP.

Pet peeve: People who don't recognize the difference between THEIR, THEY'RE, and THERE.

Their clothes are over there on the floor. But they're in no mood to notice.