Book Two of the Freelancer Saga, taking place after the events of Phase One: Genesis, as Project Freelancer is forced to regroup after suffering a severe blow, and the Freelancers find that they are not the same people they once were. Meanwhile, a new force is rising, determined to bring down both Project Freelancer and the UNSC. Who will emerge victorious, and at what cost?

Horus Lupercal, Warmaster of Chaos, is dead, and the Traitor Legions run from the wrath of the loyalists. Amongst them, Commander Arken of the Sons of Horus gathers on his ship an army from the ranks of all renegade Legions, and begins to plan his vengeance against the Imperium of Man ...

A young Death Korp soldier, in a battle with a follower of Chaos, ends up swallowed by the Warp. By a stroke of luck, he's sent to Earth, to a world without an Emperor, to a world where villains and heroes battle it out across the globe. With no Emperor to serve and no war to fight, this young soldier must struggle to find his own path in a world that challenges all his beliefs.

She was a failure of a Mage, unable to cast even the simplest of spells. He was an Undead, a monster used as a pawn in battle he could never understand. They had nothing in common, and yet fate saw it fit to bind the two souls together.

The Adventures of Rollo and his Companions. This is a write up of a D D game that has been going for 7 years. After each game session I do a write up and e-mail it around everyone. There have been three main stories, the first starting with me as a player. But these days I am the GM and have been tying the three stories together.

He could never forget her, and his memories were the keystone in the center of everything he was. Yet it is said we are not human beings but human becomings. Leonard Church was no exception.

Lord Ghathrax of the World Eaters is summoned by a strange pink-haired girl after his army is massacred. Read about the brutal war that will ensue, and discover the truth behind the legendary prophecy of the Void Berserker. Based on Zero no Tsukaima events during the Albion War. Rated M for extreme violence, sexual content and occasional foul language.

Being reborn in the world of RWBY means that the Grimm are your natural enemies. My case is the complete opposite. I'm not really sure who I pissed off in my previous life but being reborn as a Beowolf was definitely not something I expected. (SI)

"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

When the Dragon Cult tampers with forces beyond their control, they unwittingly open the door to a soulless world. Among the strange beings seeking asylum from their dead, ashen land, is a feeble cursed undead without a past. When two worlds meet, nothing is the same anymore.

Spartans never die, they say. When Jorge gave his life to save his home planet of Reach, he never imagined that he would survive. But now he finds himself neck deep in the troubles of another universe; he will do what he has been trained to do, what all Spartans do best: fight.

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

Even after seeing their world burned, Humanity was able to stand up again, and push beyond their pre-war status and reach the heavens. But how will a hardened Humanity handle life among the stars? And how will others react to this aggressive newcomer?

Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?

An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.

A quest for redemption of a Zulu Squad sergeant from Spec Ops: The Line to become the hero in a unique world of magic, familiars and bratty teenagers. With much hilarity ensuing. Rated T unless otherwise stated for mild violence, fan service and harsh language.

Mass Crossover fic. Chapter 50 UP! Powerful magic draws the Archangel and the ZAFT Creuset Team into a world of magic and intrigue like nothing imagined by the straight-laced CE residents. Their battles on Cephiro are only the beginning of their nightmarish journey as they give Odysseus a run for his money in the 'bizarre trip home' category...

The Mechanist class has a very special ability: Replicate. Replicate makes a clone of one's body, allowing the user to be in two places at once. This ancient and powerful technique can be used in battle to annihilate multiple foes at once or to defend a castle valiantly, but Corrin has other, less orthodox uses in mind. Spoilers for all paths. On (temporary?) hiatus.

We all know the 'Louise summons X' stories. But what would Louise do when SHE was summoned to be a familiar, in a certain world they call Earth, with no kings and with mages that make no sense, while having nothing but her own name, and a certain Japanese guy as a master?

Remnant has endured decades of peace since their last war, but how will they react to a boy born from war, who knows only war and has lived his whole life fighting in never ending wars that span their galaxy? Will this boy be a terrifying monstrosity that leaves nothing but death in his wake? Or will someone be able to show the Kriegan that there is more to life than death?

Cardin's got a secret... too bad Velvet's the one that finds out, of course in her opinion its absolutely CUTE! (Cadbury if you squint)

Every Anna has their own story to share, their own tale to spin. So when the youngest one - armed with a bow and cloak - is sent to the world of Hoshido and Nohr, what kinds of crazy things are going to happen? (Hint: it involves money). Does not follow any game's path strictly, but has spoilers for Conquest, Birthright, and Revelations. Various pairings. FE14, AU

So begins a tale of Anguish, Pain, Hatred, Terror and Destruction. A hunt for fear itself will bring together heroes with troubled pasts and secrets they will hold as long as they can. Set during the entire game of Diablo 2. Rated M for violence and other stuff later on. Reviews & comments would be great, Enjoy. The proper 27th chapter has finally been released. Onward to act 3

Gamemaster Ruby only wanted to get her players out of their rut and playing something different. What she got was Jaune playing the spooniest of all bards, Pyrrha unleashing her inner psychopath, Ren playing the cleric of a drunken luck god and... what's Nora playing again? High School AU. Arkos, Team Sloth Cover Image by DownSmashJon

A hurt little girl cries for an Angel, but she never expected that her call would be answered

A geek ends up in the XCOM universe. Good News: He's just the Chief Engineer's personal assistant. Bad News: The Chief Engineer is Tony Stark.

When the Midnight Channel appears on Yu Narukami's TV once more, he rounds up the Investigation Team and they go in to save its latest victim. When inside, Rise is separated from the group, but as luck would have it, she happens to cross paths with a VERY powerful ally. Rise X OC.

What if Noble Six was saved from his death by the Pillar of Autumn, and then became Master Chief's Partner-in-Crime? One, a lone wolf by choice, one a lone wolf by fate. AU. First Fanfic so i apologize in advance.

a carefree fennekin, a jolteon that has much to learn about herself, and an absol that is tangled up with the past, all lived decent lives until one day their trainer catches a shiny red-eyed umbreon. Who is this gloomy pokemon that is haunted with calamity, and who are those that are after him?

After the end of the Great War Humanity thought they were done fighting. They were wrong. When a operation to find two UNSC distress signals is launched, a galaxy suddenly becomes entangled in a war they never wanted to fight, be in, or witness: the dramatic power play that was the Clone Wars. Amidst the conflict, one Spartan's legacy and story will begin in a galaxy far, far away.

An interpretation of the Origins of one of the franchises most beloved heroes. Non-canon with inspiration from the lore of Dark Souls 1.

It's been over twenty years since Ilias' defeat, and even though some still can't accept is, Humans, Monsters and Angels can live in peace. Luca and Alice (among others) have a family now and must help lead the world to a long lasting peace. But this isn't their story. This is the story of their son, a girl, an event that brought the two together, and the adventures it led to.

Crysis tech in Mass Effect universe. CryNet Phantom Wraith, is sent on a mission to Eden Prime on the Alliances newest warship with the legendary Commander Shepard. Nothing could have prepared him for what would come after. Revised version. Shepard/OC. Rated M for language and violence.

Some said the worse thing than bad is mediocrity, but others said the enemy of good is perfection. Those statements doesn't necessarily contradict each other and coexist just fine.

Cole reawakens in the gruesome post apocalyptic world in the year 2034. A world that has been torn apart by the CBI outbreak. As Cole travels through the states, pieces of his past begin coming together. What will the picture reveal once the puzzles are gathered?

A nerd has reincarnated as a Zerg Larva... and now he has been dropped into the Warhammer 40K. There is no time for peace. No Respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR and the Swarm!

For him, the night was supposed to end. The Dream would come to a close and he had done his best in his service as a Hunter. He would awake in the new dawn and make the most of what remained of his life. But a new nightmare threatens the Hunter's Dream and a foreign world. The young hunter is thrown into a different world of huntsmen and huntresses to warn them, to save them.

There can only be one Undead. But what if the Chosen One finds another, at the very place his journey began? Here there be problems. This new unknown Undead will journey alongside him, throughout Lordran to try to break the curse.

Babylon five is a haven for warriors, idealists, dreamers, and wanderers. How much damage can one more ship of fanatics do in the long run?

[A Pikachu transformation fanfic] [Cover Art by Peaceful-Asylum] Being stuck in the middle of the Viridian Forest makes me realize that escape from this dangerous place might not be so easy. If I do manage to return home, will I still be Lucas Bright or just another Pikachu?

After a struggle to save an Imperial world from damnation, the remains of an Inquisitorial team and their temporary Eldar Allies are thrown into a universe the antithesis of their own.

It is rare to find a Space Marine with a sense of Humor, but Sergeant Sigmund isn't just any Ultramarine. Set upon the Eve of Humanities greatest triumph over adversity. Within moments of completion of the Emperors greatest work. Sigmund and his men are cast from the Webway into a strange and new Galaxy. Plans within Plots abound. Set before the Horus Heresy. (OLD VERSION)

A botched teleport spell from a Lich sends seven adventurers back to a land they wish they could leave behind them... but something is different. It is definitely not the same world they had left, but what does this mean for the adventurers and what will happen when they meet a very old foe? [On Hiatus until further notice]

Seeing that young man die in initiation was horrifying for her. Even with all her time in the White Fang, she hadn't expected to see such an idealistic man as Jaune Arc die like that. It should have been nothing more than a tragedy... Instead she's now stuck with the lingering spirit of this guy following her around, and no one else can hear or see him in any way. Jaune x Blake

Wheatley does a bit of a rough landing in 2Fort, providing some much-needed change in an eternal war between brothers. But can Wheatley -and the mercenaries- adapt to the changes, or will things take a turn for the worse? No humanisations. (The TF2-verse is AU in one vital aspect: Gray Mann never happened, which means that all connected events (such as MvM) haven't occured either)

During the initial stages of the UNSC's Operation LAND GRAB, Gunnery Sergeant Eddie Buck will experience a life-changing event. Meanwhile, in a city in the sky, Booker DeWitt tries to bring back the girl to wipe away the debt.

The war is over. After over thirty years in the armed services, John retires to the outer colonies with a newly human Cortana. John must learn how to live as a man instead of simply a Spartan, all he has ever known how to be. AU and human!Cortana.

COMPLETE! Ed has been MIA for months, and when Roy finally finds him, he is blind and more than just physically injured. With the State honorably discharging him, and no father to speak of, Roy has no choice but to care for the boy and try to put the pieces back together. Parental!Roy. Rating for injury and violence, just to be safe.

After surviving everything Columbia could throw at Booker DeWitt, he wakes up only to find the Lutece twins are now offering him another assignment. With nothing to lose, he agrees to the terms, but this time the assignment requires Booker to travel 270 years into the future to a place called Eden Prime.

What if Simmons went through with a threat to change Grif into a 'female' in the Red Army's records while deleting the Blues? It is but a letter. Hilariousness, for everyone but Grif, ensues. S6. Also on A03.

Aaron never really had an easy life. Then again, the life of a Saint is never easy. Especially when you're put in a coma. Twice. He failed to save one universe... can he save another?

Omega is loose on Remnant. Now the Blood Gulch Crew and Teams RWBY and JNPR have to do something about it. Can they contain O'Malley before he does some actual damage, or will he run amok as he wishes? (Rated T for language and imaginative violence.) (Discontinued.)

The Warden and company meet a powerful artifact that could help them on their quest. Or possibly just eat them. DISCLAIMER I don't own anything in this story which is for (hopefully) enjoyment purposes only.

Everything...taken from me. Gone from the world I once knew and thrown into an universe I couldn't imagine. Stuck within a world of creatures beyond my imagining, of hunters and huntresses. I have to get out of here, finally recovered I can start over. I have to go, I have to find the way back. (DISCONTINUED, but reboot is here)

After defeating the Gene Worm Adrian Shephard thought it was his fate to be forever sealed in an endless void. However it turns out that someone has an... interest in the events that will take place on a world called Halkegenia.

Sword Art Online, as played by -probably- the most unfortunate players- the ones who missed the tutorial. (Fits entirely within Canon. Short Chapters. -Warning: Reviews contain spoilers-)

Crying little boy, sobbing little boy, why are you so sad? Angry boy, furious boy, stab stab stab. Come out of the darkness, see the light. Oh my, you put up such a fight. What makes you so different? What makes you so unique? Is it the pain in your eyes? Or the scars on your feet? Lifeless eyes, stone cold skin, drop you like an anchor, drop you and I win. Stab stab stab...

The Institute of War regularly places regulations on their champions in order to balance the playing fields. Here are their rulings.

DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.

What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.

ANGRY MARINES! FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! (warning story contains "some" swearing)

Human Pokemon story. Mark Diamond was a normal Pokemon trainer until his Leafeon evolved into a young girl and he decided to compete in the secret tournament exclusive to human Pokemon. Includes violence, blood, language and suggestive themes

Well what have we here...? It would seem that the Asylum's pilgrim has made the most strangest choice. He had finally ended the cycle that Lordran had been under. Using the power of the first flame, he and his friends are whisked away from Lordran, to a whole new world with conflict much more different then their own. Rated T for violence and mild language.

Twilight is teleported to Blood Gulch Canyon after meddling with a ship that crash landed in Equestria. Now she must enlist the help of the local red and blue soldiers to get home while unraveling a dark conspiracy linking her world to the shadowy Project Freelancer

Brace yourselves for a shameless parody of the first Mass Effect game, where nothing is sacred and you never know what these idiots are going to do next. Is Commander Jane Shepard up to the task of saving the galaxy? Does it even deserve saving?

Scout finds himself trapped in the body of a girl named Akemi Homura, and now must go through a series of events and try to make sense of the whole mess that he got himself into. Spoilers for PMMM.

Grif spills coffee on the slipspace engine of the UNSC Infinity, sending them back in time and (somehow) turning them back into 16 year olds. The year is 2014, and they're stuck in Japan. Right when Spirits attack. Will they SEAL 'EM ALL? Read and find out! Contains slightly OC Agent Washington and an OC Phantom, as well as weird shipping.

Welcome to the city of Vale a clean city with the most diligent and skilled police force there is. . . .Except for one group. Follow the group of officers of this precinct and watch them fulfill their duties as officers of the law as they solve crimes that have arisen after a long period of peace to protect the citizens of Vale. . .Well we're fucked; Possible M rating in the future

"No army is big enough to conquer the galaxy. But faith alone can overturn the universe", Missionaries are skilled in oration, manipulation, and subtly changing a culture to bring it into line with the Imperial Cult, replacing the gods of the existing pantheon with Imperial Saints, they are also often skilled warriors not above the use of brute force.

Louise has always been considered as "Zero". However, her life will drastically change as she summoned an advanced sentient Controller Agent that is supposed to be heading into battle. Follow Louise's adventures together with her new found familiar as they struggle through many obstacles that get in their way. Contains some bloody fight scenes and other combat maneuvers.

When Richtofen's grand scheme goes horribly wrong. The zombies crew is transported to a derelict ship floating out in the middle of nowhere. As is custom there are zombies...of the flood variety. Join the zombies crew as they do what they do best in an effort to save the universe and get back home.

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

After surviving the events of "Loose Ends", Ghost and Roach are mysteriously transported to a strange new land- Skyrim, a province of Tamriel. What sort of new adventures await them? Rated M for violence and swearing. Indefinite hiatus as I never actually made a plot. NEW CHAPTER UP

The year is 2521, and the Forward Unto Dawn, containing John-117, was hurled into the past. But not the one as he knew it. The insurrectionists are bigger than ever and the Director of Project Freelancer has been tasked to eliminate them. Follow Chief as he battles against insurrection's with Project Freelancer.

During the battle against the Federal Army, the Reds, Blues, and Felix find a way out but in using it not only did they enter a new universe but they entered a universe where people used giant robots called mobile suits and a war against people either labeled Naturals or Coordinators. How will the universe react when they go into battle against the army of the Reds and the Blues?

Valoran is a mystical land home to a myriad of peoples living in an uneasy peace thanks to the League of Legends and the Institute of War, what happens when an Ork Warlord is suddenly brought into this stable land when in the 41st millennium there is only war? Rated M for heavy violence.

Heroes, kings, dragons, empires, and even gods have been undone by the words. What can a orphaned girl, a pair of guards, a ventriloquist and a bad singer do against such evil?

With the technologies of several alien races at its disposal, humanity had undergone a technological revolution. It advanced at such a rapid pace, far exceeding many expectations. Soon however, the humans learned that they shared their galaxy with yet another group of sentient alien life, but to mankind's horror and confusion, these aliens were not the sort they expected at all.

Imagine caboose at the end of season 12. Now imagine him being teleported to remenant. Add in the fact that caboose is caboose, and the fact that 2 other people followed him into the flash of light, and what you got there is a potential fanfiction. I'm not an experienced fanfiction writer so please don't criticize. Rated M for language and gore and Cabooseisms.

He was a thief and a murderer but of all things he knew he was not a hero. All he wanted to do was fulfill his promise, he thought if he kept the flame alive that he would be redeemed...he was wrong. What happens when he awakes to a world where humans are weapons and that his very soul will help decide the worlds fate? No matter what era it is things never seem to change.

Agent West Virgina begins a search to uncover the secrets of the mysterious "Derek the Red", slowly leading her towards something bigger. Sequel to The Agent Virginia chronicles.

Louise's familiar summoning attempts to reach out and take Saito Hiraga as per usual except this time Saito is a sailor aboard the UNSC Infinity. Louise not only summons Saito but inadvertently takes the Infinity and some of her escorts to Halkeginia, changing the destiny of every intelligent life form there forever. T for language.

The Intergalactic Grifball League finally announce the inclusion of female players within the professional leagues. Follow the players of Team Rampancy, as they struggle with the challenges and exploit the possibilities that this offers them, as they battle it out for the league title. With everything on the line, can these players do what it takes to win? Or even get along?

"When thou gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into thee." That was exactly how Louise felt when she turned her eyes upon the familiar she just summoned. This was no knight in shining armor... This was a monster. Brimir's balls, he's really tall. (Warning: Shoujo-Ai pairing, deal with it.)

Master Chief and Cortana receive word that a certain coworker of Dr. Halsey is using humans in live-fire simulations to train his soldiers, the Freelancers. They are sent to a canyon in the middle of nowhere to get the two teams to cooperate long enough to resolve the matter. (everything is heavy-AU, so things may not match up with what's currently going on. Language ahead.)

The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.

Project Freelancer wasn't the only group hoping to end the war. The UNSC funded many other experiments during this time, hoping to find the wonder cure to the Covenant problem. One such program was project Imbalance. When Imbalance's leader is also corrupt, it's subjects seek help from the only other people in the universe who might understand their betrayal; the reds and blues.

Sometimes, an ork craves to be un-orky. And sometimes, someone un-orky wants to behave a little bit too orky. On the Big Rok, both of these sides clash. And it's up to the BRPD to maintain something that very distantly resembles order. If you squint a little.

The League of Legends is known for its incredible, noble goal of achieving peace throughout the land by allowing conflict to be settled inside of its walls on the Fields of Justice, creating a lack of need for war and death. But how far can this goal extend, and how does it plan to contain those not willing to oblige? Chapters with the same numerical are occurring simultaneously.

Time is distorted when it comes to the nature of souls. A soul may live and die a thousand times and never know the full extent of its journey. Such a task is best left to the skalds who journey freely to record the tales of these souls in their countless iterations. To these wise men there is no truth only a story to be told in every being, so best sit back and listen friend...

A week after the start of a mage's second year of schooling they summon a familiar. Some would summon dogs, frogs, dragons and various other assortments of magical creatures. But Tabitha was always a rather special mage. Even at her young age, she's already triangle class, and a knight. So no one would be very surprised to find she summoned something rather special. A white bear.

Well it is about damn time. This chump finally gave me another story. Anyway, I'm going to be working with Team RWBY as we go on hilarious adventures. Here's the best part, I'm getting my own team of badass assassins! Rated M for my usual inappropriate antics.

Unwittingly uplifted beyond expectation by their foes, humanity not only destroyed their aggressors, but surpassed them and made their way to the stars. As Humanity expands from the Earth will they find their place in the galaxy, or will ghosts from the past come back to haunt them? (Co-writer NathanHale2.)

It was her attempt to study everything about the summoning before the ritual could actually happen. It was her choice to prepare for everything and practice her spells. But it had to be taken further when Louise started the Summoning Ritual before it could start. It was a decision that led fate to change, and discharge a lot of decisions. Cole has made an appearance now

[REBOOT HAS BEGUN! Check out "Blessed by the Moon; Baptized by Blood"] The Springtime Summoning Ritual is a much anticipated event for the students at the Academy of Magic. In it you summon a familiar best suited to your personality, strengths, weaknesses, and desires. Where a halfbreed seeks adventure and a broken child seeks a companion. Changed to M for shenanigans.

Two worlds come to an end, and during this time they collide. With it, two people. One with no hope, and one with too much. A Dragon Age: Origins and Dark Souls crossover.

Pizza Baron is no more, Trout's behind bars. Everything is back to normal. But when a scandalous article brings up another location, Mike and the animatronics discover what came before Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Contains FNaF 2, but AU in terms of fitting it. Rated T for "when you're older" language. PG-13. Warnings now placed before gore.

After escaping execution, the AIs and their underprepared rescuers seek out the only souls in the universe who will help them: a rag-tag group of simulation troops. Clearly, this is the best plan ever…of all time. Sequel to Salvation, AU after S8.

Cain can't for the life of him figure out why he is helping this shady lady named Amberley, or why she is sending him to Beacon academy for hunters. How on remnant is Cain going to survive at this place? And why does everyone seem so strong? Contains some characters from bleach, and dishonored. Cain/harem? maybe definitely romance though.

Shepard has stopped the Reapers, taking control of them. The Normandy crew survived, returning to Earth six months later, only to find out that Shepard had been declared KIA. Three years later, the only people left on the Normandy are EDI and Joker. What happens when the long-thought dead Commander returns? When some new developments appear? How will the old and new crew handle it?

The Ethereal assault on Earth was foiled by Colonel Jane Shepard. The Temple Ship taken intact, XCOM gained the capability to strike back against the Ethereals. However, Humans weren't the only species the Ethereals had set their sights on. For they were determined to make this cycle different.

Louise summons Frostmourne, but which path will she take? Conqueror or savior?

Takes place 20 years after the first story. War drums are starting to sound once again and soon, the final battle to detremine the fate of Adromeda shall begin.

All he wanted to do was kill his mortal enemy. Now Rogue Trader Darius Augustin finds himself in a strange universe without an Imperium and without an Emperor. Mind you... Without any competition, he could turn a pretty profit here. Perhaps not all is lost...

Louise Françoise summons something else than Saito. The Omnitrix. Now the Omnitrix is in the hands of Louise, a sixteen year old girl who just wants to prove herself that she really is a mage. Will Louise use the Omnitrix for good? And will someone see the hardworking and broken girl inside of her?

Louise wanted a familiar that was sacred, grand, beautiful, and strong... Well three out of four isn't too bad, right? Of course when a pagan goddess follows behind to get their charge back and is unable to leave... Does that make up for the sacred? ...it does right? At least Kirche can't say her familiar isn't impressive.

The life of a young Imperial Guard lieutenant changed forever one day. Good news: he was promoted to Lord General. Bad news: his regiment is entirely Orks. Worst news: they are immediately thrown into war against the Necron. Facing cultural conflicts from within and without, they must pull themselves together and prove once and for all who are the Emperor's greenest.

Headshots, Sirens, Badasses, and that confusing little thing called humanity- One and a half years after the events of Borderlands II, Claptrap has been given the chance to become a hero and have people care about him. But things go wrong, as usual...(Human!fic)

Prison AU. After killing his roommate in self-defence, Donut is sentenced to life at Valhalla Penitentiary. Surrounded by conmen, blackmailers, murderers and the occasional psycho, it's going to be hard to live long enough to achieve parole... Pairings include: Church/Tucker, Grif/Simmons, Doc/O'Malley, Sheila/Lopez and past Church/Tex.

The land of Terraria hasn't always been like this. Once, it was near paradise, before the Corruption came to be. Now, it's a land struggling to survive, a dead land. Until Autumn wakes up, with little to no memory of.. Well, anything. (Rated T because of injury descriptions, and paranoia. Reviews always help!)

Miles and Daniel have fallen into abysses of their own worlds, their different timelines and their fears clashing into one. And here they are, in this twisted world and meeting face to face. Will they go home alive?

The usual "what if" that goes with Familiar of Zero crossovers, this time that "what if" goes to Captain John Price after the last level of Cod MW3. Spoilers for that, if you care. T-For Mild Bad language.

The first of a Red vs. Blue crossover series. The Blood Gulch Crew was still stranded on Chorus, when all of a sudden they are warped into a dimension where Earth is inhabited by wereanimals! They even become humans in animal clothing (if you get the metaphor). All rights to characters belong to their respective owners. Rated T because of Junior.

The anthology of absurdity returns to claim your soul. An unforgettable journey awaits you in this piss-taking world where each dark corner and unexpected encounter will test your level of anal protection. Afflicted by the ancient curse of the butt-ugly, you will confront your own fears to emerge destroyed in every way imaginable. Rated T for immaturity, and dark (souls) themes.

Louise is a 3rd rate mage who cannot even perform magic without failing and blowing up the target. On the day in which she was supposed to summoned her familiar, something unexpected happened. She didn't summon a creature that would serve under her, but an ominous black sword and a crystal glowing in a warm crimson hue… Rated M for ludicrous amounts of swearing and killing

Not only did Rin not get Saber, but instead she got an amnesiac Caster who can't actually remember how to cast anything except for explosions. On the bright side, they're really big explosions. Also, Louise, whose post-summoning ceremony memory seems to be missing, is not exactly thrilled that instead of summoning a familiar, she seems to have become one herself.

Louise summons a TARDIS: the space time continuum may not survive this.

As an ancient soul whose arsenal is as immense as his sense of self-worth, he made it a point to find and/or cause some form of entertainment lest he falls into the abyss of his mind. Although, in all his years, he never did expect to be invoked as a familiar. Then again, what better form of amusement does he have other than having a little pink-haired human girl as his "master"?

Our loveable heiress reacts to various fanfictions and the tropes within them. Rated T for themes, implications. Some crossover elements in later chapters. Parody, crack, OOCness of certain characters. RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. RnR! Chapter: The Great Antic War Finale! "We'll break through the heavens and all that stands before us!" NOT TAKING RVB REQUESTS. COMPLETE.

"Nobility isn't a trait; it's an idea." Those words are what founded the Noble Chapter of the Good King's Legion. Each Noble is dedicated to their own cause: some for family, others for religion. Blade Knight Norment Mason is Noble to uphold what it means to be Noble. How will he fare in a world where the most vile and dishonorable of scum dare to call themselves noble?

Just a collection of small Tarot themed one-shots. nothing too special.

This is my take on the Red VS Blue series starting from season 1. More of drama then a comedy. Rated T for language and some violence.

A more humorous look at Dark Souls. This is the tale of the Chosen Undead who will succeed Gwyn and rekindle the flame, or extinguish it forever. Rated T for Bad Words, Violence, and somewhat Crude Humor. Rating may go up later. Thanks to FishSlayer for cover image. As late as this update is (1/15/2016) I am putting this story on hiatus for reasons of a possible revamp.)

They say a familiar is summoned to help a mage in the way they need most. Well, Louise needed help with her constantly failing magic and her familiar certainly fulfills that role.

Louise put every ounce of her pain into that spell, every ounce of her soul. And she gave it to someone who had long since lost his. She wished for a familiar that was divine in its nature. What she received was something worse than a devil.

The stage is finally set with bad blood and unforgivable actions. How will this turn out? I certainly don't know!

It had been months since the simulation troopers of Blood Gulch had defeated the Omega AI. Before boredom drove them mad, a strange spacecraft falls from the heavens, and with it an enigmatic white she-wolf that would propel them into yet another adventure. Meanwhile, the UNSC unwittingly uncovers the dark secrets within the wreckage, unleashing an evil that seems unstoppable...

When Mario & his friends travel to Equestria to meet Princesses Celestia and Luna and the Bearers of the Elements of Harmony, all they wanted was a relaxing vacation. Too bad that sinister forces don't take holidays! Now, Mario is called on once again with the help of his new Dragon friend to save Equestria. Oh, and it's all paper. Have fun! Rated T just to be safe.

Jaune Arc is transported to the land of Drangleic, where he meets the two chosen undead, who teach him the meaning of manliness, bravery, and sacrifice. Rated M for language.

Following yet another pointless flamewar between the Chosen Undead and Dovahkiin, Morrowind and the Slayer of Demons force their children into opposite worlds to gain a new perspective in life. Warning: contains personal opinions and very bad humar X3

Within the many kingdoms of Calradia, war grips the land. Each country wants to win no matter the cost. And in the middle of it all, a college student, Roland, is thrown into the fray. But he finds out he is not alone, and an long forgotten prophecy has for told his coming. But what does it mean? Is it fate or dumb luck? And can Roland survive the harsh life within Calradia?

A Chaos Sorcerer is left to die on the battlefield and abandoned until he is given a new life in serving a new Chaos god called... Louise de La Valliere? Hope you enjoy!

What happens when the Director and the agents of projects of Project Freelancer watches future events unfold? anger, laughs and tears will be shed. Will our new hero be able to manage the situation or will the agents kill him before he gets the chance? What will change and what will happen to Project Freelancer? Read, review and find out.

Humanity has been Forgotten, Left to simmer and rot after what can only be called the 'Incident' for the simple fact so many things have happened, The First being Some Planets of the Imperium Coming along with ships, or the Five Chapters that came with them, or EVEN the Inquisition not knowing what happened. But this will not stop Humanity as we bide our time among the stars again.

There's an old saying amongst the UNSC: "Spartans never die. If they disappear, they're just missing in action!" Everyone on planet earth knows this is a lie, but find comfort in it regardless. Content to believe that immortal guardians are watching over them. And in time, a rag-tag group of beings will see that man is capable of things they could never have imagined possible.

A collection of various interactions between characters of the universes of RWBY and Team Fortress Two. Inspired by TheTechRambler on youtube, whom I obtained permission to create this story. Chapter One: Nora and the Demoman.

Garen has never been assigned a mission so difficult, let alone heart-wrenching as Lux is with him enduring the pain they are going to face together. There is an evil from long ago that now has come back to wreck havoc across Valoran. How will they be able to stop this, and how will their bonds with each other and their new friends be affected? (Multiple X Multiple).

Sequel to Haunted! After the fight with Xehanort and reuniting with her friends, Aqua has one more promise to keep. But when she travels to Oolacile, not only is she's not the most welcomed of guest, death is irrelevant for most as the soul takes priority over the heart. Will she retain her sanity or go hallow finishing Artorias last request?

Here We Go Again...

The Mirror Knight waits in an eternity for his King to return. He wields a mirror by an unknown craftsman, and utilises its power in his task to guard the King's Passage. However, looking into a mirror is not unlike looking into the pits of Great Dark: it always looks back.

After failing the summoning ritual, Louise Francois is sent home dreading what the future holds for her. It seems grim, until she encounters mysterious looking men with abilities unlike anything she has ever seen.

On ancient Terra, there was a saying: be careful what you wish for. Louise Francoise Le Blanc de la Valliere had wished for a sacred, beautiful, and powerful familiar, but the Chaos God Tzeentch had taken notice. She received a Bloodthirster, Greater Daemon of Khorne, which could, by some accounts, fulfill those basic requisites.

He was no longer the Knife of Dunwall. The constant spilling of innocent blood had taken its toll on him and he would have no more of it. A small girl summoned him and gave him a chance to become a new man, a chance to do some good for once in his life as her protector. It was as good of a choice as any for one such as him.

This story, Ninja of Darkness, takes place after the Final Battle, but before the new season. The ninja fight an odd enemy, and gain a new recruit. This "new recruit" may seem like a good idea, but when their main enemy gets his hands on her who knows what may happen to our favorite heros... [Canon x OC] (Discontinued and unfinished, sorry :( )

A slave resigned to his fate as a captive and a commodity is given a new start in an old conflict, and decides to take his life in his own hands in a dying world. [EDIT]- Folks, I don't edit this crap. I don't even take a third look at it. Want to beta-read? Send me a PM. Otherwise I'll continue putting out the same stuff. Expecting 9 chapters, intending to finish ASAP.

Louise has always been known as a Zero, incapable of casting even the simplest of spells. It's her chance now to prove herself at the annual Springtime Familiar Summoning, but she'll have to prove herself to more than just her peers if she doesn't want it to end in a sea of black flame.

A single spell is cast, the effects irreversible. An unyielding desire to prove all of them wrong, to become the best among the greatest. The guilt of an honorable knight, stuck in an eternal fight of duty and morality. Mirrors of each other, yet complete opposites, they are bound together by the chains of fate.

A Chosen Undead is about to leave the Undead Asylum until something unexpected happens...

This story follows the journey of several undead, as they struggle with their inner selves, their sanity, and hollowfication. - Complete

When a former French Emperor is summoned by a pink-haired girl, the history of Helgekinia is forever changed.

Left with no Power left, Gwyn Lord of Cinder is given the opportunity to rise once again with his Second Chance at Halkegenia, will he strike out the Noble and began the new Age of Fire or Will he do Something bigger? Godlike Gwyn Pairings undecided

People were being hurt, and Murkoff was making money. Miles Upshur had plans to gather the evidence that would finally break those bastards, but what he finds waiting for him in Mount Massive is more than he bargained for. Armed with only a camera and his tenacity, would he be able to survive the nightmares fabricated by the minds of broken men?

Ten years after the death of the Chosen Undead, Solaire of Astora is an embittered Darkmoon Blade solving murders in a Lordran that is dying faster every day. Now a deadly new case threatens to break his last scraps of sanity, as well as the fragile truce between Covenants. It's going to be a long night.

Robin has defeated the dragon Grima, and saved the world. But there's another world that needs saving. A world of endless death and despair, with creatures more horrid than he could imagine. But without a darksign, that means one life only! Can Robin find his friends, save Lordran from it's horrible curse, and return to the world of the living with the help a certain chosen undead?

The Knight Lautrec has stumbled upon a terrible realization: Lordran is being cycled over and over endlessly by a stream of 'Chosen' heroes. Now he's intent on finding a way to put an end to the madness, and is enlisting the aid of Quelana, Mother of Pyromancy, Patches the Hyena, and others to resolve this eternal conflict - and break the cycle. Cover Art by 'AskCiaran' on Tumblr.

The First Flame is fading, while an empire is desperately trying to stay in power. Everything begins to fade.

The chosen undead thought his journey would end when linked the fires , he was wrong

Commander Shepard found himself in command of six alien hunters from a neighboring parallel universe. Now, he has the new responsibility of trying to keep the XCOM operatives in his squad from tearing the Normandy crew apart with either rampant xenophobia, or just by plain old poor communication skills. Starts from ME2's Freedom's Progress. Ends in Collector Base? Not necessarily.

After a ship-raiding mission gone awry, a military strike team from an alternate, technologically-advanced 20th century found themselves hurled into a universe unlike any other. Now, they must find a way to return to the war back home, while trying to prevent another war from happening entirely. Meanwhile, a group of champions find themselves in slightly different circumstances.

Seek Guidance; Hurl Lightning Spear. Everything starts to make sense. Praise the motherf &*ing sun.

Sick of the Chosen Undead terrorizing them for nearly three years, the bosses and npcs of Lordran have gathered to discuss and share their own stories, and think of a plan to deal with the chosen Undead. Permanently. (T for swearing)

A collection of short stories (all written by me, FYI) that take place in the Dark Souls universe. Features family friendly characters such as: Murderous Darkwraiths, An insane Artorias, Lord Gwyns rebellious "daughters," a very deranged teenage Priscilla... and... Some other people.

When a mysterious woman from Shepard's vision on Eden Prime suddenly appears years later on the Silversun Strip, the finest minds aboard the SR-2 work to uncover her origins. But, as the crew soon discovers, science doesn't hold all the answers. How could Abby Cousland have sacrificed her life to save Ferelden only to awaken on the Citadel? And, more importantly, why?

Garen Crownguard had never questioned the absolute truth that was the Demacian way of life. It wasn't until he clashed blades with Katarina DuCouteau, the reknowned Noxian assassin, that Garen realized that what is true was a great deal more complicated than it first appeared. Set against a backdrop of deceit, political games, and a continent sliding into chaos. Garen/Katarina

With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'

The knight Sir Jose begins his one man crusade against a myriad of foes in the Western Freeholds. Chronicled by his semi faithful squire, and joined by an unlikely assortment of allies, can even the mighty warrior of the Order of the Husky defeat the cowardly goblins, dull giants, disreputable merchants, forlorn dragons, plane shifting warriors, and worse .. arrayed against him?

The US Government sends a Navy SEAL into a newly discovered world to recover lost equipment and weapons, and to explore this new world. This is going to be one of the most interesting missions for Commander Riptide, Sniper for SEAL Team 10.

Worlds collide when Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen reach Rick Grimes world in a mysterious way. They must learn how their fates are crossed and how to destroy herds of the undead that won't stop.

Chief attempts to attain the Mantle. His first stop? Pandora. rated M for future chapters regarding language. i do not own Halo or Borderlands. Halo belongs to Bungie/343 Industries and Borderlands belongs to GearBox Studios.

Proof that the Nasuverse can be a very silly place. Rather than the normal summons, characters from Monty Python's Holy Grail are summoned. This is unabashedly a work of crack, check your sanity at the door.

A guardsman runs for his life trying to escape the unimaginable horrors after him until he sees a portal open up in front of him, with nothing to lose, he jumps into it.

At the end of the Second Great War, The Queen of Blades has been pushed into a corner, But this time she has a choice, face her destiny or give Fate the bird and jump into a green portal. My first fan fiction; Season 2 IS OUT! Mature rating due to mild sexual content, crude language, blood/gore and violence. Discretion Advised. OOC Kerrigan/Zerg; Balanced Kerrigan/Zerg

When the year 2012 devastates the world with a Zombie outbreak, it's up to our four Nazi-Zombie-killing heroes to stop it, or there won't be a future to look forward to! Rated T for now, but there's lots of swearing, gore, and a bit of romance.

Artorias, Knight of Gwyn, Lord of Cinder. During his fight within the Abyss he was consumed by black magic, but these sorceries have their ways of being unpredictable, who knows what can happen to a soul once struck by its corruption.

The Overlord, man of many titles and known for his noble deeds, was to be forever trapped in the Abyss. Yet, one day, a portal opens up and allows him to escape from his eternal prison, and thus he becomes the guardian familiar of a little strawberry blond girl. [Discontinued]

The unlikely adventures of Zax, a roguish tiefling. Read his story as he battle tax collectors, his giant ego, his reputation, scary girls, his magical sword, and more!

To every soul, their bodies must end. When Solaire of Astora is imprisoned to a fate unknown after his final confrontation by the very demon that caused his hell, a new light shines through the darkness of the barriers between life and death. A light greater then the sun itself, and it's glow draws Solaire closer and closer until the world he once knew was but a vision behind him.

When eight-year-old Liz found her least favorite Pokemon flopping around in a puddle on the roadside after a flood, she only brought it back to her aunt because she knew she would be in trouble for leaving it to die-she never expected the act of kindness to come back to bite her!

RvB Crossover. A series of oneshots where the RedvsBlue cast are sent into the world of zero no tsukaima to be Louise's familiar. First up the line, Sarge.

The zombie gang get taken to an Alternate reality where they meet their female counterparts. Will they be able to get back home? Authors note: This takes place BEFORE Ascension but After Kino Der Toten. Female zombie gang, belongs to dumpaling.

Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.

My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!

Complete. Jack, Gibbs, Anamaria, Will, and Elizabeth sail to Middle-earth; their presence can only have a direct impact on its future. POTC and LOTR. LOTR movie and book verse; follows canon established in first POTC film only.

Kelvin has always wanted to get away from home. His parents, who see him as an incompetent idiot, and don't love him at all, have held him back from a Pokemon journey for two years. He finally gets to go, but starts off with a Magikarp.