Rolling in the Deep, in it's first incarnation, left untouched and unaltered, because at the time of writing this I absolutely loved it, and in the six year that have passed since its first chapter was posted am still in love with this story. So I've left it here for those who might wish to see what was and compare it to the new version that is. The M-rated content was removed.

Be warned. This is a series of crack-fics, but they're not just crack-fics. No. They're even worse. Yes, that's right, they're fluffy crack-fics. Read at your own peril. You've been warned.

In the following story, you can have an inspection of the 12th century Holy Land in a parallel universe. I am not considering the movie "Kingdom of Heaven" as the base of my tale, I sprang it from the true historical facts, and will form it in a way that I haven't seen so far in fanfictions regarding this topic.

An ultimate price was once paid to gain immortality and power, but in the end all he received was bound servitude and the loss of everything he once held dear. Only then did the Lord of the Nazgûl realize that he had to pay a price once again to regain a free mind, regardless that it might cost him his life this time. (UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!)

A fluffy one-shot series based on an AU where Cal and Rose didn't go on Titanic and are happy. Not necessarily in order of events. Ideas come at random. Prepare for feels.

The hearts of Men are so easily corrupted. A single temptation is the gateway to ruin. The hearts of Men are so easily healed. A single kindness is the gateway to love. Thranduil/OC

Kayla Harris suddenly finds herself in the middle of the woods, with no memory of how she got there. She will have to learn to survive, adapt, and resist the urge to accidentally re-write someone's entire life; or death. Sounds easy, right? "Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes." - Oscar Wilde. My attempt at a Mary-Sue story, but with more logical outcomes. Complete.

When Valtiel shows up on Heather's ceiling eight years later, her mental state actually improves. Which is hard to explain to the other survivors. But when the cult comes calling for her, Heather will need to find the strength to commandeer a much less friendly Executioner if she's to burn the town and save what remains of her family.

Two-Face and Harvey Dent, after deciding a change of scenery is in order, have 'adopted' a new bar. You can image Jamie Mackenzie's surprise when it's her bar they start to frequent. Mostly AU with the occasional nod to proper time line. **ON A VERY LONG HIATUS, SORRY.**

An AU story with a Thomas Andrews and Rose pairing. Mainly focused on Andrews, who befriends and falls in love with Rose. But is the feeling mutual?

A collection of oneshots before the events in "The Living and the Dead". All oneshots are treated as their own short story and will be updated when inspiration strikes. Unrequited EowynXWitch-king. Mainly focuses on the Witch-king. Movie-centric. Chapter 6: an old comrade reunites with the Witch-king one last time. T for some heavy subject matter.

Alandra has just become part of the Scooby Gang and becomes friends with Angel while he trains her on how to fight. How will Angelus take advantage of this friendship when he returns? And what is the prophecy that will change Alandra's life forever?

While Hermione searches for the cure to a terrible curse, a rogue force is tearing her life apart. Meanwhile, Lucius Malfoy must work for his freedom. Drawn together by accident, they soon realise they share the same agenda. Absolution awaits. Nothing less will suffice.

"I don't know! I can't remember ANYTHING! Believe me... All I want is to remember..." An elleth collapses outside of Rivendell. Her memories gone and her body gradually healing, she fights to remember who she was. Glorfindel/OFC

Appearing out of thin air in a strange forest was not on Kerrianne's agenda for the day. Neither was falling in love with an infuriatingly handsome, Pantene-perfect elf. All she wanted was to go home but there she was, stuck on Middle Earth, without even her toothbrush! Looks like it's time to live with purpose. Haldir/OC

An Earthling is dropped into Mirkwood forest. Marian is a young woman that sees good in all, but is she the woman that can catch and keep the heart of a king who can't? Thranduil and Marian develop a passionate cat and mouse relationship but will their stubbornness in character put a kingdom and their relationship in danger? Read Authors Note. Mature in later chapters.

Snatched from the world of human to one of strange human Cybertronians, Scrap quickly begins her life as a trainee medic beside the fatherly figure of Knockout, her life presses on, shining the pros and cons of being surrounded by aliens while among them new beginning a romance blossoms when a certain communications officer catches Scrap's eye. *M for Future 'Butter'* OC/Soundwave

One female UNSC medic and one Sangheili from the covenant fall in love. Neither knew it, but will they be safe or saved or killed for treason by the UNSC or the covenant. -Feel free to send a message or review-

People believe what they are told to. In war times it works mercilessly as the majority thinks conformistically. But there are always those who think in different way. This story is about a Rohirric girl who had always been afraid of Uruk-Hai but one day stumbled upon a wounded one and stepped over her fears. Follow the storyline and see with your own eyes. Movieverse.

A foreign mortal woman made a not so smart decision of stealing from an elf she should not have messed with.

After faking her death to escape capture, Hinata starts a new life in Suna, free from the pressures of her past-that is, until the Kazekage discovers her and has her disguised as a servant. But with her mysterious pursuers refusing to believe her death, Hinata has to abandon her new life to look into her past. MOVED TO magicalmuggle34 ACCOUNT!

Sequel to "Cure for Boredom." While Lynn and Ghrudur prepare to greet their newborn, handmaid Dagmær is put in charge of an unexpected, and most uncooperative, prisoner in Meduseld. He was spared as a courtesy to Ghrudur, in hopes that he would be like the Uruk smith. How wrong they were...

Following the events of Thule Station, Kate Lloyd seeks refuge at the Russian Outpost. However, a piece of the Carter-Thing survives and she stumbles upon a larger alien conspiracy. The fate of the planet may depend on an unlikely alliance. I own nothing but OCs.

Four friends are unceremoniously thrown into a thought-to-be-fictional world. The war is over and the good'ol excuse of "Just following orders" has worked out pretty well for the soldiers of shadow. A group of Uruk-hai struggle to avoid Orc hunters and their lives aren't made any easier by their new guests. (I may be taking chapters down to edit and re-posting. Stay tuned.)

The prophecy of Glorfindel had come to pass. The Witch-king of Angmar was not slain by a man but a woman in the guise of one. She had freed him from his bonds to Sauron but then he found himself bound to this shieldmaiden of Rohan and unable to accept his death just yet. Movie-centric. Unrequited EowynXWitch-king, hinted EowynXFaramir. Oneshot.

Girl drops into ME... whoops, scratch that. If you thought it sucked for a modern gal to get thrown into Middle Earth, it's no comparison to the suckage a Middle Earth Uruk summoned into *our* world experiences. Rated for the audacity of plopping an Uruk into a sci-fi convention.

The Things are willing to do just about anything to get what they want. But not all is as it seems, and one isn't sure what it wants. Faced with hard choices, an unlikely alliance is formed between a Thing and Kate Lloyd. AU

Wandering the moor without any hope to survive, help is closer than he thinks. Silva/Oc. T now, might change to M later on.

Blind faith doesn't always lead to the light. Love doesn't always choose the ideal companion. Human and Synthetic. She journeys for answers; he searches for purpose and the elusive existence of his soul. Desire binds them, darkness will test them, but fate could tear them apart. Hiatus until Covenant.

Edward Smith's eldest daughter who is 29 years old has been on every ship that he has captained since she was ten years old. She now joins him on the Titanic for her maiden voyage. She has met the ship builder before the Titanic was completed. Thomas/OC

A young woman is drawn to Middle Earth but who finds her and why is she there. Theres's a little twist, read to find out. Told in drabbles.

NO LONGER A ONESHOT. Valtiel is God's attendant. Valtiel is her guardian. Valtiel is becoming more than a monster... she's making him human. His twisted POV of the lovely SH3 character, Heather. V/H

The creature turns himself in to Victor and is held as a prisoner in his "father's" house. Can Elizabeth see what Victor cannot? Can she give them both a second chance?

Just a little short that takes place directly after the first encounter with Two-Face. Two-Face Harvey Dent /OC

This story is adapted from the movie American History X. Madison Long is a hardworking psychiatrist who didn't want to end up in a boring life. But when she is forced to help a certain patient, she begins to act unprofessionally.

Based on the story by Mrs. Shelley, the creature escapes the hovel that destroyed his prayers and forages in the new world. Snows fall deep and he finds refuge in a widow and a hearth. But, who is the true angel in this tale?

A Lizzy/Darcy style romance. Elizabeth thought nothing could make her change her mind about Commodore Norrington, until he goes head to head with Cutler Beckett, and is perhaps mortally wounded while saving the life of Jack Sparrow.

A single glimpse of mysterious buildings in a remote forest brings a grieving woman on a journey to a place she could never have imagined - and an adventure beyond her dreams. NOW COMPLETE

The creature turns himself in to Victor and is held as a prisoner in his "father's" n Elizabeth see what Victor cannot? Can she give them both a second chance?

I've given up too much of my humanity to ever be considered human." Two years prior to the events of Killzone 1 i.e. Second Intersolar War , a lowly corporal in the Helghan Army is being given his first major assignment.

Story of the the Witch King and an elf named Arshorina. Rated M for mature moments. Chapter 9 now up, sorry but a little rushed, hope you all like it. Sorry took so long really busy with life stuff. Anyway hope you all enjoy.

Wendy is older now and coming to realize that not everything is as simple as good triumphing over evil. Hook/Wendy.

COMPLETE! Lithiníel wanted to die. Therefore, Sauron desired that she should live. What happened next defied all expectations.... Set approximately 40 years before the War of the Ring.

The Witch King of Angmar watches a human perish in the mountains, and ponders why he lingered.

COMPLETE! Sarah falls into Middle Earth and ends up captured by the Lord of the Nazgul. Unfortunately, it just gets worse from there. Rated M for the usual sex and violence. Cover art in my profile!

Set before the movie, concentrating on how Commodus got the way he is and where his hate for Maximus originates from