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Joined 09-08-13, id: 5111606, Profile Updated: 01-29-15

Gender: Male

Age: A good age

Birthday: April 28th

Residence: Wales, UK


Favourite Series

Percy Jackson and the Olympians, by Rick Riordan
The Bartimaeus Trilogy, by Johnathan Stroud
The Leviathan Trilogy, by Scott Westerfield
The Inheritance Cycle, by Cristopher Paolini
The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, by Michelle Paver

Favourite Songs

Blood On My Hands, by The Used
Nightmare, by Avenged Sevenfold
The Monster (ft. Rihanna), by Eminem
Ocean Avenue, by Yellowcard
The Best Thing (That Never Happened), by We Are The In Crowd

Favourite Albums

Artwork, by The Used
Good Morning Revival, by Good Charlotte
City Of Evil, by Avenged Sevenfold
Southern Air, by Yellowcard
The Used, by The Used


Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for his country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't, your life is probably not as harsh as theirs plus you're probably a douche bag.


Her dad was a drunk,
Her mom was an addict,
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic.

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear.
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair.

She always talked to it
When no one's around
Ahe lays there and hugs it,
Not a peep of sound.

When her parents
Unlock the door,
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure.

A bruise on her leg,
A scar on her face.
Why is she
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries.
She loves her parents
But they want her to die.

She sits in the corner;
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always stinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid.
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did.

Then one night
Her mom came home high.
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by.

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade.
It was sharp and pointy;
One that she made.

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die.
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out,
Leaving the girl slowly dying.
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying.

Police showed up
At the small little house,
Then quickly barged in,
Everything quiet as a mouse.

One officer slowly
Opened a door,
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor.

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm.
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms.

(Copy and paste this onto your profile if your against child abuse)


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I'm just picky about food.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Or a bastard.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Just the way people are.)
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell. (Agnostic, but they're almost the same thing.)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take (or used to take) ANIT-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be CRAZY.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (Kinda unfair. Although probably true for some guys I know.)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire, screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Apart from in Religion.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I honestly couldn't care less.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (I'm not gay.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Nope.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. (Hmm...)
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. (Seriously?)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I like being different. It's more fun.)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (OK, this one's probably true.)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the sun, so I MUST be albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (No hope in hell of that.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Probably true.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Yep, this one's definitely true.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (True that. I'm pretty damn weak.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. (Hurray for Wales! Sheep are OK, I guess. You get a bit bored of them.)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Um... Nope.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (Don't have a girlfriend.)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (OK, I may just be weird, but I actually like the taste of blood.)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Not fair. Ninety percent, tops.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (What are we defining as a loser?)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (I don't hug trees. Last time I did that, I was poked in the eye by a branch.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Again, what are we defining as a loner?)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE (much), so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Definitely.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I am STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted. (My dad is though.)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (No comment.)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. (My sister does that.)


Percy Jackson Oath

I promise to remember Percy:
Whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth:
Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature:
For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke:
When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron:
Whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson:
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia:
Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse:
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca:
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico:
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë:
Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel:
Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes, I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Percy fans know and that

Percy Jackson isn't an obsession
Its a way of life, you know...


Your Percy Jackson and the Olympians Godly Parent

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are hydrophobiac.
You hate air pollution.

6/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac.

5/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

8/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

6/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take rumors and stuff like that from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

3/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

9/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

4/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

5/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is, "It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

9/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

3/10

HECATE

Being called "crazy" is a compliment.
You like magic.
You like Harry Potter.
You're bold.
You hate when people think you're the bad guy.
You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy.
You couldn't care less about fashion.
Teddy bears are lethal in your hands.
You like being different from everybody else.
You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous.

8/10


[1] I need to tell you a secret. First, look at number 5.
[2] The answer is to look at 11.
[3] Don't get mad and look at 15.
[4] Calm down, don't get mad, look at 13.
[5] First, look at 2.
[6] Don't be that angry, look at 12.
[7] This is a very important message: Go to number 5.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS AT 14.
[9] Be patient, and look at 4.
[10] This is the last time I'm gonna do this. Go to 7.
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say look at 6.
[12] Sorry, look at 8.
[13] Don't get mad and look at 10.
[14] I don't really know how to say this, but look at 3.
[15] You must be really mad, but look at 9.


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Ned Stark Lives! Part 3 by cbstevp reviews
The war against the Others continues as new factions from Dorne and the Vale join the fight. But a formidable new player joins the field as Daenerys Targaryen and her dragons return to Westeros. Meanwhile Jon Snow continues his mission to seek out and defeat the Great Other. Only the gods know who will win and who will lose, and who will sit the Iron Throne.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 642,576 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Complete
Truth Breeds Lies by DizzyDG reviews
When Ned Stark returns to Riverrun after Robert's Rebellion he presents Catelyn with two babies. He also presents her with a truth that will change everything. AU. Rated M.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 358,641 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Daenerys T., Jon S., Eddard S., Robb S. - Complete
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5385 - Favs: 10,620 - Follows: 3,654 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 4,990 - Follows: 2,602 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
Diet Pepsi and Designated Driving by bisexual-annabeth reviews
"In theory, Jason was all for being the D.D. God forbid one of his friends was to drive drunk and get hurt. It's just that, in practice, it wasn't exactly fun, and somehow Jason ended up doing it most of the time." In which something good comes from being sober when all your friends are wasted. Jasper one-shot. Includes lots of drunk demigods. Mortals AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [Jason G., Piper M.] - Complete
Mentally Insane by itsjustanothernerd reviews
Tumblr Institution for the Mentally Insane was a curious place. They specialized in hallucinations; so of course, they got all the interesting cases. Such as the boy who believed in the Greek Gods. (My take on if the Percy Jackson cast were crazy and admitted to an asylum.) WARNING: Mentions mental disorders, and mental hospitals.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/14/2015
Event Horizon: Storm Of Magic - Prologue by Spartan-168-Django reviews
2154: a mega-corporation makes the discovery of the ages when they find three perfectly habitable planets in the Epsilon Eridani System, just waiting to be explored and colonized. What the team will find when they arrive there, however, is bound to shock and surprise them to no end. Let the adventure begin! This is only the introduction to a series continued in Book I.
Crossover - Warhammer & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,563 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Complete
Akin by bltbackwards reviews
The Doctor, while tracking down an interesting bit of Void matter, runs into Legolas, who is now living in present-day London. During journeys through time and space the two learn that Time Lords and Elven Princes are more akin then they thought.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,753 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 12/30/2013 - 10th Doctor, Legolas - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2957 - Favs: 18,194 - Follows: 6,929 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by FredNeverDied reviews
What if Sirius had the other two-way mirror on him when he died and Harry found that he was able to talk to his godfather and parents though it? Not to mention, meet all those others who went before? "Sirius Black? Sirius Black!" "Pads, is that your pocket talking to you?" "I dunno, but it sounds like...no way, it couldn't have been there the whole time...Harry!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,845 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
One year ends and another begins. During this year, Harry Potter studies under Nicolas Flamel, is forced to deal with a Vampire Princess, and learns there is yet another danger lurking within the walls of Hogwarts, one that's been around since the time of the Founders. What's a poor student with perfect memory to do? Sequel to Gift of Memories. Warning: Character Death!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 227,234 - Reviews: 4426 - Favs: 5,844 - Follows: 4,918 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
All That Remains by SkyleafAlchemist19 reviews
Five year-old Legolas is captured by orcs and taken to Dol Guldur, where he is given to an assassin to be trained. The Nazgûl underestimated their assassin's new-found hatred of the Enemy however. Their plan backfires when a deadly but good Legolas escapes, hiding from the kin who think him dead and killing orcs from the shadows...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,429 - Reviews: 2403 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
for men who are also wolves by hale-and-hearty reviews
"Never thought I'd see him again." Alex crosses out one of his notes and scrawls in another, and John crosses his arms over his chest. "Should I be concerned about you being around him?" / Alex runs into an old friend. Sherlock is indifferent, and John tries to give Alex space. / Johnlock; part four of my "homes out of human beings" verse
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The North Remembers by qqueenofhades reviews
In the ashes of war-torn Westeros, the fate of the remnants of House Stark - and that of their lovers, allies, friends, and foes - hangs in the balance. Has turned into my best attempt to complete the entire ASOIAF saga. ***COMPLETE***
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 113 - Words: 617,077 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
Ned Stark Lives! Part 2 by cbstevp reviews
What would have happened in Westeros if Ned Stark had lived? The story continues, taking us to the Wall, Slaver's Bay, and of course the war between Stannis and the Lannisters. But winter has come, the Others are at the Wall, and the feared long night of myth is about to engulf Westeros and maybe even the whole world.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 565,769 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Complete
homes out of human beings by hale-and-hearty reviews
"Fuck, fuck, fuck," Alex mutters under his breath, swallowing the crisps and shoving the biscuits into the refrigerator with the severed hand. "I break into the house of a probably psychotic serial killer, and he comes home." / Alex was just looking for a place to stay. He never expected to find a home. / Johnlock; part one of my "homes out of human beings" verse
Crossover - Alex Rider & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Your Wish is - WHAT? by la femme libre reviews
After defeating Kronos, Percy declines the offer to become a god. However, no one ever said anything about taking over the world. In approximately one week, Percy manages to tame some kangaroos, get himself roped into making England less foggy, and convinces Athena to sing backup at a concert in LA. Hey, anything for the emperor, eh? Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Complete
Avengers of the Ring by Dr Matthattan reviews
Due to a freak accident involving the Bifrost, the Avengers Captain America, Thor and the Hulk are thrown into the world of Middle-earth. They join the Fellowship of the Ring in their epic struggle to defeat the Dark Lord Sauron.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 269,301 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Complete
Into the Fire by EsaEnai reviews
Regeneration is best faced in a stable environment. An impossible world filled with inscrutable elves, ornery princes and powerful magic was not the Tenth's Doctor's top choice, but he's nothing if not adaptable. LotR/Doctor Who Xover. 10/Rose
Crossover - Doctor Who & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,634 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - 10th Doctor
Mission Hogwarts by Rebarbative reviews
When Voldemort's actions threaten the vampire clan, they send their young prince to join his enemy's forces. Can Darren eradicate the threat, before it's too late?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,595 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete
The Letter is Mightier than the Atomic Bomb by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
The pen is mightier than the sword, but no one knew that the letter was mightier than the atomic bomb until the the HIVE streams put their Alpha-resentment into words. The Alphas replied...& WW3 ensued. With videos of a naked Wing doing rounds, Shelby going on a killing spree and Raven hijacking a tank, even Nero can't start to wonder where he went wrong. [in collab with MOSGEM]
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,847 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Natalya/Raven, Maximilian N.
Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 266,659 - Reviews: 4032 - Favs: 9,198 - Follows: 5,290 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Ned Stark Lives! by cbstevp reviews
What would have happened in Westeros if Ned Stark had lived? An alternate version of George R.R. Martin's Game of Thrones series of books.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,016 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
An Unexpected Family by bittie752 reviews
A threat against their growing family forces TenII and Rose back to their original universe, ending up in Leadworth in 1988. Being forced to take the slow path and integrate themselves into the timeline will drastically change things for the Eleventh Doctor when he pops back into their lives. Doctor/Rose Rory/Amy Warning; does involve character death
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,793 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Only the Beginning by hiholly123 reviews
While on his "farewell tour," the Doctor makes an unexpected stop in New York, and is captured by a very famous team of heroes intent on eliminating alien threats. But little do they all know, an old enemy of the Doctor's is lurking in New York, preparing to attack. *First in The (discont.) Crossover Collection series* (currently being rewritten!)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,715 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Old Man of the Sea by Robyn Maddison reviews
There is a man who lives on the edge of the sea. Rumours say he loves a mermaid.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Philip, Syrena - Complete
Taboo by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is an average girl with a unique secret...she's the leader of a gang. What happens when her two worlds are on a collision course thats bound to end in catastrophe? And what about a relationship thats a taboo? ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,925 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Hijacking the PA System by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
Having the HIVE Public Address System taken over by a student is every headmaster's nightmare, but when a certain albino genius decides to hijack the PA System, Dr Nero and Raven learn to fully appreciate the phrase, 'having a bad day'...Two-shot.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Otto M., Natalya/Raven - Complete
Building Ithilien by Raider-K reviews
Post RotK story- - After the end of the War of the Ring, Legolas decides to start a new elven colony in Ithilien, but his path there proves to be anything but straight forward or simple... Now Complete and Chock full of Action & Romance!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 221,324 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Once Upon a Pigeon's Prom by pigeonattack reviews
Ah, prom. Shelby deems it a miracle. Laura says it's a disaster. Nigel declares a state of emergency. For Otto, it's amusement. For Wing, it's confusion. For Franz, it's a pot of gold. Alas for poor Nero, who has no idea what he's gotten himself into.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,047 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 715 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Prison Half Blood by pegasusdmac reviews
What if demigods were considered menaces rather than heroes? Percy is taken to Prison Half-Blood when he is 12 years old, and there he must face the steep consequences for being a child of a god. Dark AU. Round 8 Phoenix Award Winner.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,210 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Adventure of the Missing Candlestick by Mardy Lass reviews
Sherlock and Watson miss some finding but find something missing - after they bump into a rather weird doctor who insists he's from outside the EU. Rated K for use of weapons and the occasional naughty word.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,998 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3651 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Dudley's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9410 - Favs: 24,089 - Follows: 9,584 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 3,861 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 2,701 - Follows: 731 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 263 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 5,406 - Follows: 1,385 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 6,820 - Follows: 1,421 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 323 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 8,250 - Follows: 1,222 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 5,015 - Follows: 1,232 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Koherance by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 183 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 3,924 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
A Little Nudge Out of the Door by Jocelyn reviews
Legolas's adventures as he comes of age as a warrior and learns life lessons: family bonds can endure anything, men are odd, dwarves are sometimes friendly, and true friendship is immortal. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 263,404 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete