Children fear the boogeyman, but men fear an even scarier monster. The legend says you should hide your wife and especially your mother because by leaving them alone, you're offering them to The Blond Mother Lover. This is Uzumakicest with graphic smut and somewhat of a plot. Count your ABC's because Naruto puts the "N" in "Netorare". Main pairing: Naruto/Kushina & Naruto/Mikoto

Naruto wants to train and get stronger. Jiraiya's lack of training half way the trip through finally reaches its boiling point. Words are said. Harsh cruel words. Naruto has had enough. Listening to Kyuubi, he goes to the Toads, and they have no problem making him into something Jiraiya couldn't. A badass Shinobi who doesn't take crap from anybody that seeks to put him down.

Naruto Uzumaki was absolutely certain of three things. First: he did not want to be a Devil. Second: he hated Rias Gremory. And third, last but most important of all: he was totally not in love with her.

A story about how Ben and Gwen's relationship evolves over the next four years following their summer trip.

After an exhausting month at work, Fleur was ready to enjoy the holiday with her husband until a sudden emergency call comes and an unexpected guest appears at her doorstep, derailing her whole life. Lemons.

A alternate universe into That 70's Show. What if Eric stayed behind with Jackie at the concert instead of Kelso. Would things remained the same or would new possibilities arise for the members of the gang. Explore an alternate universe of That 70's Show where new friendships are formed and new couples emerge.

Spider-Man's life has never been easy, but what if one day a tournament began with stakes so high that it could mean the absolute destruction of the world as he knew it ? Watch as he and his two unlikely allies strive to reach the top! 5th in the LIAG series! Can be read alone! Crack-with-plot! Spidey/harem, X-23/femharem, eventual Spidey/X-23. Guest reviews deleted automatically.

Naruto is banished from Konoha but gives them the slip and boards a ship. Soon after, he is shipwrecked on Ember island and is saved by Azula. Three years later, Naruto is Azula's bodyguard while she hunts for the Avatar, but did he see the last of Konoha?

"My sister, the stalwart cop and overwhelmingly good person, entered that shipping container with the intent of saving me, and ended up doing so much more. A few weeks ago, she told me she was in love with me; it was only in that dark, narrow passageway that I really even began to process what that really meant." My version of Season 8. Debster-centric.

Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.

Damon takes Elena on his little road trip to Georgia. Elena, distraught over her resemblence to Katherine, decides to let loose with surprising consequences. Canon through "Bloodlines." Follows most of the show plot with Damon-ic twists...

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

1990 and Eric is a celebrated photojournalist. His friends had moved on-some happy - some not. Eric wants to find a place to call his own. A real estate agent is determined to find him a home and a love life to go with it. What could possibly go wrong

COMPLETE! An odd crossover that came to me in a dream. It started with a typical mystery at a "typical" spooky mansion. But after one of Mystery Inc. falls ill, can House solve the mystery of the illness plaguing their friend? Romance in Chp. 3...

What happens when Harry ends up in Gotham City and runs into it's most infamous criminal?