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My lord. I have been here far too long. My utmost love and respect to everyone who makes this place what it is; a safe, comfortable place to come back to when I need to visit old friends.

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Before Harry Met Sevy by SevysGal reviews
Part One of The Saga of the Snapes: The only solace young Severus Snape has from his abusive parents is the spunky redhead who lives next door. The friendship follows them through their years at school, but can it survive the choices each must make? NOTE: AU since OOTP. I am way too far in to re-write for what became canon
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,437 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 11/23/2003 - [Severus S., OC] Lily Evans P., Lucius M.
Parenthood by PlaidIsTheBestPattern reviews
Snippets in the lives of Guts and Casca as parents, if the eclipse had not occurred. Some will be short, some will be long(ish); some are meant to be humorous, some, serious. They will not necessarily be connected or sequential. Dedicated to those who, in their weakness (like me), long for some happiness in poor old Guts' life.
Berserk - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,784 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Guts, Casca
The Vengeful One by deathbringer374 reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle for Elfhelm, the Black Swordsman fights unchained, both love and hatred leading his sword to protect those he holds dear, to protect her. Casca's mind is healed, but at what cost? Can something broken be repaired? A somewhat realistic approach to the possibility of Casca regaining her heart. Based on the Manga. RxR
Berserk - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,835 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/18/2016 - Guts, Casca - Complete
Casca's Sprint by PlaidIsTheBestPattern reviews
Casca regains her mind, but all is not sunshine and rainbows on the isles of Elfhelm. Rated M for coarse language.
Berserk - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Guts, Casca - Complete
The Proximity Complex by Arcane.L'cie reviews
Azula dreamt of seeing her mother suffer. It's what she always dreamed of, isn't it? But Azula isn't so sure anymore, she isn't sure about anything anymore...Nine years of burdens weigh her down, can she come to terms with them?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Azula, Ursa
Home is Where the Heart is by Puck's Favourite Girl reviews
Sokka hated them, they were all selfish. None of them cared, all they cared about was the Avatar. But didn't they realize that there was more to Aang than that? No pairings.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2012 - unknown 9, Sokka - Complete
Stories by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
She should be jealous, Suki knows, of this ghost that clings to Sokka. -Sokka, Suki, Yue
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Suki, Sokka - Complete
The Island by Natasha Cantrell reviews
On their way to a proposal in Japan, House and Cuddy's flight goes down in the Pacific. Being the only survivors, they drift to a deserted island miles away from the wreckage with nothing except one another to hold onto
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 132,304 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Everythings Alright by SkyKissed reviews
The League Of OTP's and Damn Sexy Relationships is here to assure you that everything is alright with some of your favorite couples. Up first, House and Cuddy. In which we discuss a Wilson threesome and David Shore's legion of angst monkeys.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,763 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Ginny Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by The Breeze reviews
Ginny Potter must raise her children without Harry - and Voldemort is still a very real threat
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,551 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Stay Close, Don't Go by BabyJane14 reviews
She was the innocent angel who’d fallen from grace, recovered then jumped off of the empire state building face first. There was no turning back from how deep she was in now. Life as both herself and everyone around her knew it was changed and over.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,651 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Dead Men Tell No Tales by TheDelightfulBrit reviews
Your favorite characters are off to search for the Kraken and rescue their beloved Jack... but the question is, just how beloved is Jack to a certain governor's daughter? Takes off from the ending of PotC2.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,651 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006
The Curse of the Piratical Parody by Lily Evanstar reviews
Parody of Pirates of the the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. 'Nuff said.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,022 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Don't Give Up The Day Job, Love by Dearest's Historic Cadre reviews
Jack Sparrow met a beautiful and angry lady pirate and from that moment, his life changed. NO HE BLOODY WELL DID NOT. Barbossa meets a very ineffectual and very plain lady pirate and does his best to ignore her as she charges about trying to be a Mary Sue
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Technicolor Dream Phoenix by Percydude reviews
Harry Potter is a boy...a normal boy...a happy boy...a loving boy...a pansy boy...a man boy...a cactus...but what happens when this cactus of a boy grows up, and some other stuff. Ok, none of that had anything to do with my story...it's mostly about juice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,376 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 8/2/2003
Will to Live by HedwigOwl reviews
Draco Malfoy is dying in Azkaban. He is only seventeen. This is my first angst fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,810 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Draco M., Lucius M.
If I Can't Love Her by JennJ reviews
This takes place a few months after 'Dead Things' Spike and Buffy are still going at it with only Tara knowing. She wants to help Buffy so she casts a spell with unexpected consequences. Please Reveiew! Please
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 134,927 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
Straight Curves by Nephora reviews
Stephanie and Ian, a very um outspoken queer, were having an enlightening conversation about life, love and sex when out of nowhere Peter Pan pays them a surprise visit. some romance & drama in later chapters but funny for the most part CH. 7 up FINALLY!
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,410 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 12/1/2003
Beloved on this Earth by Chary reviews
Snape OFC romance. When Harry is injured and taken to a Muggle hospital, the nurse caring for him feels a strange connection to the injured boy, and certainly doesn't trust the Professor who claims he has come to return him to his school. ...Complete..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 190,286 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
The Sorceress Diaries: Book Two by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Hermione continues writing in her diar - journal, as her fifth year begins. But with Harry's attitude, Ron's obliviousness, Malfoy's nastiness, and that Umbridge woman, fifth year isn't looking very good. Sequel to TSD: Book One.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,991 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Hermione G.
Your Sweet Love by Diamondinsanity reviews
What if the monks had created the key not in the form of Buffy's sister, but in the form of Spike's daughter? Spuffy. Part of the What if Collection.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,402 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Buffy S., Spike
Look Who's Got the Ring Now! by Fork-Beauty reviews
Finished! Rated R for language. The much-anticipated sequel to I Wanna Hold the Ring! Maggie and Aly are still terrorizing Middle Earth!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,906 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Frodo B., Legolas
Wind Cries Mary by xEurydicex reviews
In the future, she would be the wife of George Darling, but for now, she's an ordinary girl with an extraordinary friend who has run away and is begging her to come with him... STRICT reviews needed!
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004
So It Did Go On by Lammybug reviews
A promise is kept, but not in the way that you would imagine. Life is an awfully big adventure.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,370 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
If There's no Tomorrow by Fire Rules reviews
Confessions are never easy, but sometimes the pain of holding them back can be the hardest part. Tidus/Yuna, pretty fluffy. Rated M for sexuality and some language.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,779 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Tidus, Yuna - Complete
Life's Full Of Surprises by Ultrawoman reviews
COMPLETE Five years after Sunnydale was destroyed, Buffy is in England, helping to run a new Slayer Training facility, and life is finally going okay. Then she receives a phone call from LA, and her whole world is turned upside down... Spuffy
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,548 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Peter Pants and Captain Fag by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Wet and Weedy Productions present a parody of and tribute to the innuendo fest that is Peter Pan. Mainly a parody of the sumptuous 2003 film, but, in passing, the equally promiscuous books are also mocked and loved.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004
Stripping for James by LillianLovesLennon reviews
This is the first Harry Potter story I've done since...hmmm forever? So anyways, stuff starts to hit off in their 7th year and ::wink:: you have to read the rest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,318 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Love Hatred by T. Mad Hatter reviews
She tries to convince herself that she doesn't love him. He's icky, he's loud, and he's British--all things that are namely gross in the Buffy Book of 'Things You Don't Want in an Undead Vampire Type of Guy.'"
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Buffy S., Spike
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
Dreaming by Dreamiflame reviews
JackElizabethWill. When Elizabeth has a nightmare, Jack and Will comfort her.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/24/2003
A Malfoy Family Festivus by Chibikat the Canuck reviews
After a mishap in Diagon Alley involving a Remembrall and an irate man smelling of onions, Lucius decides that his family won't celebrate Christmas. Instead, they'll celebrate Festivus. A Festivus...For the Rest Of Us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 5,275 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
St Patrick's Day by Pooty the Monkey reviews
What if what you wanted was right there all along? Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger make a deal just as they've given up on ever finding true love. What they didn't expect was to find love in an unexpected place- each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,384 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 9/19/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
ReGenesis by Hrunting reviews
With Sunnydale gone and an army of slayers arisen, our intrepid heroes must face new challenges and adapt to new roles. They also must deal with new information about their victory in Sunnydale
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2003 - Published: 10/24/2003 - Buffy S., Faith L.
Per Aspera Ad Astra by Evangeline1 reviews
The Scooby Gang gets blasted back to ancient Rome where Buffy and Spike must pretend to be married. They run into the current slayer and .. you read. VERY IMPORTANT NOTE UP: SEE MY AUTHOR'S PAGE. Thank you all very much for the reviews!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,640 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/10/2003 - Published: 4/25/2002 - Buffy S., Spike
The Blood Of The Dragon by zensho reviews
BOOK 5 OOTP SEQUEL Final Yr/ Future : COMPLETE Like Harry, Malfoy is born to a Prophesy- it says Draco will help Vold gain immortality. Hermione bears Draco a child that links two prophesies. Serious love story, a realistic end to the Potter series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 119,626 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Shameless Parody by SusieQ1 reviews
Be afraid, be very afraid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 4/17/2003
Perfect World by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Sequel to Bury the Hatchet. As a new school year approaches, Professor Weasley is called back to duty as an Auror. Hermione by his side, they are faced with preventing an ancient magic with the potential to destroy Muggle-kind from being unleashed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,697 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Realized Potential by Dylan GreyFox reviews
(Set post "Potential".) Buffy finally gets a look at Spike's injuries that he was hiding, and several things are revealed. (R for non-graphic sexual content)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,184 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Spike, Buffy S.
Hermione Isn't Easily Impressed by evyfleur reviews
Struck by inspiration, I quickly wrote this songfic of Shania Twain's "That don't Impress Me Much" in the pov of our dear Herms...well, it's an attempt at humor. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
I Wanna Hold the Ring! by Fork-Beauty reviews
-COMPLETE- (R for language) Aly and Maggie meet up with the Fellowship at the Council of Elrond, and, whoa buddy! The quest will never be the same. For those who don't like these kind of stories, please give this one a try. You won't be disappointed!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,441 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Frodo B., Legolas - Complete
Stolen Kisses by Alcamenes reviews
R/Hr--Ron is determined to prove to Hermione that just because he's male, it doesn't make him any less romantic. Written in his PoV, he recounts the first few years of their relationship.*Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,674 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2003 - Published: 7/16/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Rejuvenation by Aurianna reviews
Another superfluous post-Grave & S6 fic. The Scoobies try to deal with the happenings of last year (whether through forgiving, making amends, or moving on). And among other things, as everyone is trying to defeat their personal demons, Spike returns.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,494 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2003 - Published: 7/16/2002 - Buffy S., Spike
The Evil Within by Nimue Tucker reviews
Book Four of the Peacemaker Chronicles. Sequel to the Peacemaker Prophesy. Buffy and Spike must defend their daughter against an enemy they never thought they would have to fight. One of their own. But who? When? And what lies in wait?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,023 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2002 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
Bury the Hatchet: Revised by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Prof. Hermione Granger is leading a perfectly content little life, having left her past behind her. However, someone shows up at Hogwarts who forces her to relive the past, remember old feelings, and...help him prevent a murder. Revised version!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,605 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/2/2002 - Published: 1/13/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
A Slayer's Sister A Vamp's Son by MizukoMidori reviews
CH8This is A DawnConnor story that takes place in Sunnydale. Set Buffy after 6. A lil BS too.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,254 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2002 - Published: 7/15/2002 - Dawn S. - Complete
The Peacemaker Prophesy by Nimue Tucker reviews
Winner Vampyr Dust Consuming Flame Award - Book Three of the Peacemaker Chronicles. The sequel to A New Life. Buffy and Spike are parents now and have to protect a Chosen One and learn to live and work together.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,092 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2002 - Published: 5/5/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
A New Life by Nimue Tucker reviews
Book Two of the Peacemaker Chronicles. Spike has died. Buffy is left to cope with the emotional fall out. Not to mention a child...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,225 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2002 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
That Don't Impress Me Much by Kelly the Vampire Witch reviews
BtVS and Shania Twain
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2002
Twist on Normal Again by Nimue Tucker reviews
Winner - Watching You Best Angst Award.! Book One of the Peacemaker Chronicles. This is a twist on Normal Again, incorporating the
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,393 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/4/2002 - Published: 3/23/2002 - Buffy S., Spike
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/24/2002
Azkabana by Calluna reviews
Another song parody by the eldest of the filkwriting Weird Sisters! This one's a spoof of the song Copa Cabana, and is about Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/16/2000 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete