(Pulls a bewildered face) I'm a Canadian female who likes writing. That's as much as I'm telling you right now, because you probably heard it all before: OMG I LOVE ANIME, FANFICTION (no duh), JACK SPARROW OR ORLANDO BLOOM (icky, icky. They're like... FORTY.), PUTTING INTO MY PROFILE ANNOYINGLY LONG LISTS OF ALL THE THINGS I LIKE AND PAINFULLY LONG LISTS ABOUT WHAT MAKES ME "INTERESTING" ("annoying"), AND HAVING STUPID DIALOGUES LIKE THE ONE BELOW (I actually like some of these, but only if they're two or three lines long. Of course, they often never are): Fart-san: Ha, ha, ha! Jin-san: What is so amusing? Fart-san: Ha, ha, ha! Jin-san: Why are you laughing? Fart-san: OMG, ha, ha, ha! Jin-san: (stares at Fart-san) Oh! Ha, ha, ha! Fart-san: (stops laughing) What is so amusing? Jin-san: ROFLMAOBBQ! HA, HA, I'm so cool. ROFLMAOBBQ. Fart-san: Why are you laughing? Jin-san: Ha, ha, ha! Fart-san: (stares at Jin-san) Baaaaakaaaaaaaa~! SLAP! Jin-san: (is sent flying) Jin-san, blasting off at the speed of liiiiiiight! (I don't claim credit to this. Pokemon owns 'Team Rocket', btw.) OWARI (By this point, authors think that they're so hilarious. They don't seem to realize that it has nothing to do with "THEMSELVES".) Yes, these types of predictable dialogue are extremely annoying. If you bothered to read that, then look behind you. Now walk away from the internet before any more of you is corrupted. May God bless your souls. I should add this in for good measure: May God not send me to hell. |
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