What? Someone's here? You're actually reading this? Wow. Are you bored? Or did you end up here on accident? I won't be offended, honest. There is nothing to see here. Not a thing. Nope. Just move along, nothing but lameness ahead.

You're STILL here? Shoo! Too lazy to babble on about myself.

Fine, fine, if you insist.

I'm 24. I've finally headed back to college for the second time, but doing it right this time around. I am a mom, but I don't have primary custody sadly. However, the time I get with my son is very very precious to me, and I wouldn't trade him for anything in the world. I moved to Minnesota from Florida a year ago, but I handle the cold better than most of the natives around here, haha. I'm terribly social, a chronic flirt, and an admitted online attention whore. I have some of the best friends ever, and I hate them all for being so far away. I don't like long walks on the beach or candle-lit dinners (as I am prone to play with the fire), but I am a sucker for a good vampire movie and a good cuddle session. Peanut Butter and Jelly with a cup of Chocolate Milk is the fastest way to win me over. I am a coffee nut, and as I work in a coffee shop, this is terribly terribly bad for me. I don't do drunk, but I do like to drink on occasion. I don't smoke or do drugs or any of that silly money-wasting garbage. However, I buy enough books to make it look like paper is my cocaine. My weaknesses are virgins, small fluffy objects, and shiny things. My arch nemesis is the dinosaur, as they scare me shitless. I don't like water. Broccoli is gross. I farcking love cooking. And sheep own my soul. That about sums it up.

Likes: Sheep, shiny things, fluffy things, glowy-in-the-dark things, glitter/sparkles, music of all kinds, fantasy novels, manga, shows with decent plotlines, etc. My fave Fandoms are Labyrinth, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and Twilight. My fave ships are SarahxJareth (durh), Zutara, and JacobxBella. I also dabble in HarleyxJoker, LydiaxBeetlejuice, and Doc10xRose fics now and again, when my hormones go funky and I get a little delirious, haha.

I've written a handful of fanfics. Mostly for Labyrinth. But I haven't put any up yet. In time, I will. I don't write too frequently anymore, and I don't want to post 3420580348 unfinished stories, haha. But I might put some old works up.

Dislikes: Pretty much all animes on mainstream TV right now. Blegh. Also, ketchup. Nasty evil tomato blood!