I am being followed.

I do not know by who, or what, but I know I am being followed.

What follows is a breif personal biography.

I must be quick. . .

Age: Unknown

Name: Unknown

Codename: The Electric Russian

Country: The United States of America

Obsessions/Fettishis: X-Men Evolution; Spoons

OS: Microsoft Windows XP

Base of Operations: Unknown

Rank: Unknown

Fanfictions Written: 5

Favorite Catagory(s): Sci-Fi; Angst; Humor

Biography: Grew up in --. Lived there until --. Learned about X-Men Evolution in the month of May. Started writning fanfictions in July. Hopes to someday recieve 200 reviews for a single story.

Powers: HA! You think I will tell you of them?!?

Aperence: Black hair, glasses, usually black/dark clothes, a long black coat, slight acne

Ending Notes: I hear cats. . . All the time. . . I am also roommates with Logan6. You know him. The jerk. *Audience goes 'OOOOOhhhhhhh'* You see! You DO know him. His other penname is Weapon-X. Maybe you should write it down, just so you don't forget. . .

Oh, and yea, that's me, up in the little box on the top right hand side. With spoons in my hand. Oh yea. I'm styling. . .

Special* I have devoted a website to the people who lost out on Humanity's Last Hope. And in case you were wondering, yes, F.F.net took off my story, "Tabby's Titty Troubles" because some annomous person (I won't metion names) has decided to follow and inspect my stories for any chance of mistake. Do not expect many updates at a time, for fear of my account being deleted. Pray for me that no -sshole will try to point any fingers at my story, "There is no Spoon" because there is no way to defend youself. I know this because I have tried it. F.F.net will never respond. Why?

The eighth wonder of the world, ladies and gentlemen, is why F.F.net Administrators will never respond to paying customers.

I hope this provides you with enough information about me.

I am being traced.

I will return with more information.

Das vi Danya.

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