A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .

Sakura goes on a birthday trip but will she return changed? Gaara x Sakura... rated T for 'Language' one sided sasuke x Sakura Go on the adventure as Gaara and Sakura get stuck on a remote, tropical island. Please Read!

Neji faces an embarrassing situation while training. Rated for sexual themes.Now includes other characters.

100 Nejiten oneshots. Chapter 100 - Happy Birthday Neji!

What happens when Sakura, Neji, Gaara and another girl live in the same apartment...

What happens when naruto dares some of the guys to try the sexy no jutsu and they can't turn back? full summary inside. GaaSaku ShikaTem NejiTen NaruHina KankIno

Gaara, Sasuke and Neji fell for a certain pinkhaired girl, Sakura. But who will win her? And what will happen if the Akatsuki wants her? COMPLETE

I'm not good in summary but here goes...Sakura, Naruto, and Neji head to Suna to protect some lady from there, but what will happen when sakura helps Gaara and his siblings to be able to heal simple wounds...

Deidara/Ino. DeiIno...surprise-attacked on a scouting mission, Ino finds herself agreeing to let two S-class missing nins from the infamous organisation 'Akatsuki' camp out in her house for the night. rated T for in-detail-not-really-very-adult themes. xx

GaaSaku... Our heroine is a little boyish and our hero is a little bit of a player what will happen when they live under one roof together with Naruto, Chouji, Shikamaru and Lee?

At the Chuunin exams, a certain red head ninja sparks Sakura's interest... Will love bloom? Warnings later on... CHAPTER 8 IS FINALLY HERE FANS! THE WAIT IS OVER!

GaaSaku... she had her life figured out but when something or rather someone appears on her photo... everything changed...

Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.

[Sequel to A Test of Insanity] [TenXHidan, InoXDei, ItaXSaku] It has been three long years since the last time Tenten saw the man from her nightmares and, with the help of Hyuuga Neji, is mostly ready to move on, even though her longing still remains...

Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.

It's the weekend after the closet incident, and things are pretty much normal: Sakura and Gaara are together, and Sasuke has meds. But when a jutsu goes wrong, will the village suffer? Or will it laugh its head off? GaaSaku, Sasu Crack

A sleepover thrown by Hinata plus snooping boys means trouble. Sorry i am not good with summary. lots of pairings. rated for Hidan's mouth

[One Shot] Ino Dares Sakura to kiss Gaara due to boredom. Possible sequeal.

Tenten puts Neji through exquisite torture. Best of all, she doesn't even know she's doing it. ...or does she?

How the heck do the characters of Naruto manage to act out those fight scenes and awesomely cool plotlines? Apparently, they can't do it as perfectly as everyone thinks... Crackfic!

Jiraiya found the legendary Scroll of Punishment and togethr with he Hokage they decided to use it against some of they enemies, but are these punishments for the better or for the wors...

Just humorous drabbles about our favorite redheaded insomniac psychopath Kazekage.

A dare unlike any before seen! The Akatsuki and Naruto gang have fun stealing objects from different anime characters such as Alucard and his hat and maybe Light and the Death Note. Think of the chaos thats just waiting to be unleashed... CHAPTER 4 IS UP!

While out training on one of her only days off, Sakura is struck with a strange arrow to her heart. Strange things start to happen but not only to her. May be descriptive in some chapters. Takes place some time after chap.315 in the manga and whatever ep.

Gaara is Kazekage and Sakura is his lover. But what is the worst that could possible happen when Shukaku takes over Gaara's mind and body and locks him and Sakura in the same house? Rated M for later chapters

Katara goes out for a walk. Zuko goes out for a walk. Zuko meets Katara. Katara almost kills Zuko. Hmm... Where are we going with this? Read to find out! And mind the warning in big letters. WARNING TO NON ZUTARA FANS: DO NOT READ IF YOU DISLIKE ZUTARA!

When Gaara and Sakura literally get stuck with each other, how will they cope? Having to share Sakura's tiny apartment is sure to cause some problems...but what happens when a deep hunger grows in Gaara, and it isn't food he's after?

Four years in the future, the flock is caught in the midst of a tragedy that will affect the whole world. And this time, they might not make it out alive. Includes fax, but there's also a plot. Rated for deaths, dark themes, and mild gore. Chapter 18 up!

When Konoha discovers Ino is a diclonius, a potentially lethal genetically mutated human, she is banished to a tormenting facility run by scientists. It doesn't help that Akatsuki wants her power too. DeiIno Sort of OOC

COMPLETE. Ino dared Sakura to make certain redhead Kazekage fall in love with her in a month! Ino said it’s just a game. But what if Gaara knows the truth that it was just a game and he is the dare object? GaaraxSakura.

Sakura goes on a mission with Gaara and Sasuke, But something inside her makes her wish she never agreed to do this mission SakXgaara M for later chapts! LEMON IN CHAPT 6! COMPLETE!

Remove the veil from your eyes and see true beauty is found in the darkest of times. Post war Zutara Tokka PaintBlue

Sequel to The Demonic Angel! Gaara is having second thoughts about the doctor's advice. LEMON IN FIRST and SECOND CHAPTER! GREAT!. r&r please! NO FLAMES! Fans please read end of ch 5! Hilarious! Chapter 23 up and runing! Thanx For The Great Support!

Temari, wife to lazy Shikamaru? Bloody hell. Surprisingly, he's happy but Temari is stubborn as ever. So by using his genius, the king slowly but unexpectedly captures the tough queen...I guess your leftover pieces can't hide your emotion anymore, Temari?

Time to set things up! Sasori is confuse and Deidara needs certainty. Deidara suddenly becomes intensely active showing his affection, but unfortunately Sasori's still unsure about his own feeling. So, how would they end this floating relationship?

My first SasuNaru Fanfiction. There might be a few Character Deaths, But we'll see. It just consists of Naruto and Sasuke becoming friends and stuff like that Then they become more of friends. . Please Review :]

Very weird.....has POTC Characters.....Ron lives in a dumpster........pure weirdness btw streird is a cross between strange and weird

Max and Fang have admited they love each other but are trying to keep it secret from the flock but as they get more intimate it gets harder. rating has been upped 2 M so if adult scenes bother you dont read it!

The last moments of Sasori was not left to Sakura because he held on alittle longer and left it for Deidara. It didin't make Deidara's pain go away.

Deidara's birthday, SasoDei, oneshot. almost 1k words...

ONESHOT Hinata, Sakura, Ino, and Tenten have a sleepover at the Hyuga house... and Tenten goes sugar-high! Randomness, hair-abuse, crack, and Nejiten galore!

A hopefully humorous set of chapters from a crazed Shukaku embarrassing Gaara to an emo Sasuke destroying computers. And that's just the first chapter. If you read, please review. I don't own Naruto. Rated T just in case.

Konan reflects on some instances from her past as Pein struggles to repair a broken blender.

the reason behind itachi's scars..............itachi discovers that akatsuki talk in their sleep

It's Gaara's birthday and Sakura wants him to celebrate it. As If. Implied GaaSaku.

Temari, angry at Shikamaru, decides to leave him a message. ShikaTema oneshot. Please read and review.

When I frist saw him, he was sitting on the river bank. His red headed figure stood out in the crowd. He was in the Hidden Leaf Village. When he looks at me it's almost as if he was smileing. I wonder why? Rated T for now rated M for later chapters

When Neji goes away for 5 months and Tenten misses him... And Lee tries to take advantage of this oppotunity and steal her heart! What is going on? NejiTen

Formerly Why are you still here?. Gaara is found unconcious is a clearing, and Sakura must care for him. But what happens when he has to live with her? And will Naruto bring Sasuke back? Rated T for unknown future. GaaSak, maybe more. Please R&R!

NejiXTenten. What happens when you cross an angry Hyuuga and an angry Tenten who are out to get each other? Read it and Find out! I know it's short but I like it...

Yamanka Ino and Sabaku Temari have verry different perceptions on what makes a man attractive. Ino tries to discover just what Temari finds Yummy.

A peace treaty with a catch: marriage. Will Haruno Sakura be able to cope with the Kazekage's request? What will Gaara's reaction be when he finds fiancé is Sakura? Maybe this won't work out..[T for language, rating may change. First fic, please review!]

Sakura is clueless, Naruto is a spaz, and Gaara...has his own agenda.

Lay back and relax while you enjoy a collection of smooth drabbles and requests, right off the rack. Random Pairings. 01: SakuGaa, desperate 02: SakuNeji, caffeine 03: NaruHina, moments.

AN inside. The members of the Akatsuki play a dangerous gamewho can get more blackmail on the others? Crack fic as stated in title and rating subject to change. Very slight yaoi no pairings references included.

basicly Gaara and Sakura are married and so are Sasuke and Naruto. moo READ!

Gai's team gets a mission that should have been simple. However, when things go terribly wrong, someone's life is in danger.

Today's a big day for Neji Hyuuga. The normally perfect haired Hyuuga prodigy is having a bad hair day though. Read on to find out what he does. R&R NejiTen Oneshot

NejiTenten one shot. Short, but sweet.

Meet Mika Haruno, She hates her family, especially her sister. And now she's back. What? She has a mission to the sand with Sakura? And wow...is that the Kazekage? HES MINE!

Aww, poor TenTen. How can she stand going to Sakura's Christmas Party after Neji forgot her birthday? By him making it up to her, of course. NejiTen Hints of other pairings and rated M for language ONESHOTCOMPLETE

A sudden new addition to the Sabaku residents? A little pink haired girl calling Gaara daddy? What will happen when Gaara isn't ready for fatherhood? Will he actually be good at it? Better yet, what will happen when Gaara still hates everyone?

Rated M for Violence, Naughty Lemons, and anything else that I can think of. Deidara is caught grieving over the loss of Sasori. Ino slips into a depression that she has no idea if she can get out of. Can these two ninja find true love? DeidaraXIno fic.

OneShot. Paper flowers grow in the hearts of lonely gods. KonanxPein, written before there was much info on them.

Life is a delusion. Your thoughts and reality are completely different things. They show you different ideas and dreams. If reality shows you something against your mind…do you accept it or let it go as a unfulfilled dream? SasoDei lemon oneshot

When the Sabaku trio decided to do some cleaning they never knew they wree going to find some old memories in their very own desk.Memories that make each other laugh or blush from embarrassment.

While leading Shikamaru into an embarrasing predicament, Temari explains why she wears a kimono. [shikatema] [oneshot]

Set after preliminary round. Naruto doesn’t fight Neji. Instead, he fights Gaara! What secrets will be revealed? Light SasuNaru. Shounenai. Warnings inside. On hiatus. Details in bio.

A look into the mind of an angel. Maybe perfection isn't all that it seems. Slight onesided PeinxKonan. Oneshot.

The infamous pair, Deidara and Tobi are sent on a mission to capture a Jinchuriki of the Hidden Stone Village. However, misfortune falls upon them and Deidara's shrouded past is uncovered...

Sent back to his lover in seven pieces. Head, four limbs, torso, mechanical eye. He died for her. For his child. He died to protect them both. He would do anything for her. And for that love, he was granted a week: Seven Days... [FULL SUMMARY INSIDE] Lemo

Sakura Haruno is a medical ninja, she is trained under the 5th Hokage, Tsunade. Gaara, the Kazekage, calls upon her to train him and his siblings in the medical field, can Sakura heal Gaara's heart? OC, Fluffy GaaxSaku

Temari and Shikamaru have just finished watching a movie, and it's storming outside. Due to Temari's stubbornness, Shikamaru isn't spending the night at her house. Fluffy. ShikaTem Very slight sex references. Oneshot

“Well…Damn…” Sasuke gets into a ‘hot’ situation. Sasunaru.

SEQUEL TO BEAST WITHIN! ENJOY! Sakura is unsure anout her feelings for Gaara but she loves him! What is happeneing? What is Gaara's demon up to as well? GaaXSaku LEMON! r&r please! Pairings:ShikaXTema,NaruXHina,InoXCho,KanX? Chapter 11 up!FINISHED!

COMPLETED! Ever wondered what all those Hns mean? Want become the white eyed prodigy's friend? Are you his family member wanting to continue living or trying to be his girlfriend? I, Tenten, will be your guide into his mind! RxR

Sakura has developed a crush for Gaara but gets kidnapped by Atasuki.Can Gaara get her back alive and well?Will Gaara experience Love for the first time? GaaxSaku. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF NARUTO OR ITS CHARACTERS!

GaaSaku... would you steal your first kiss... for the sake of experience?

Sasuke has a very different reaction to the Sexy Jutsu than what Naruto was expecting. But, why doesn't Naruto find himself pulling away any time soon? LEMON

Shikamaru is stuck in a conversation about love, unable to escape. Later on, he contemplates the truth of his friends' words while with Temari. ShikaTema.

It's a few months after Gaara's 'rebirth' but everyone is having doubts. Sakura talks to Temari and finds some VERY sus stuff about Gaara's latest behaviour. What is going on? very sus storyline! Now with chapter 6 up!.SUSPENSE SAKURAXGAARA.... r&r plz

Oh god' Temari said 'We have a Kazekage who doesn't know about sex' What will they do?

Three siblings, Three sacrifices to a new life. Oneshot ShikaTemari InoKankuro GaaraSakura

OT3 crackfic. Sakura thinks Naruto's idea is stupid, but Gaara is surprisingly interested in it...

Max is doing the laundry, which is innocent enough. Throw in Fang’s underwear and then there’s bound to be trouble. [mild!fax]

CRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to Hallowee

max and the flock go trick or treating. what more can i say.one shot FAX FAX FAX FAX FAX FAX FAX

Funny that she didn’t notice that rolling around under him and being in his dirty, clothed embrace was causing her outfit to become just as sullied. A GaaSaku for Renalin [Now known as Extra Ren.]

[Drabble] A day in the life of Zetsu. Randomness

Itachi always loved to hum when he was in a good mood. Drabble mostly.

The Akatsukians go Grocery Shopping. And, as usual in every 'humor' story, some random crap happens. [First Prize winner]

Konan saw pass Pein's cold exterior.

written for the Nejiten FOIL challenge. Pure random Nejiten smexiness.

God damn it Pein! Stop poking me in the side! — Konan/Pein.

Embarassing words. Make up kisses. Endless Slumber. Everything seemed so perfect for the two. Gaara x Deidara. Lemon; OneShot; Yaoi.

Sakura hated being called Cherry Blossom,

AU What happens when Sakura meets Gaara and they have to be partners for a strange project?

A Dream is A Wish Your Heart Makes When You're Fast Asleep

Your song, your pairing, your request, your songfic... Watch your dreams come true...

Gaara, Sakura, and Sasuke have been way too quiet for way too long, so Naruto gets a brilliant idea: Lock the three in a closet, and leave them there for a few days! Caution: Crack, OOC, and OC abound!

GaaraxSakura. OneShot. Sakura's dating Lee, until she finds him cheating on her, with another guy! Who'll be there to comfort her when her parents are out of town?

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

[oneshot] Konan surprises Pein.

Gaara hurts inside. He needs it over. He needs to let lose his thoughts, emotions and words. He ends it all in an instant. How will Lee take it?

Sitting in the dining room, at 3:43am, he found himself acting out of character. NO PAIRINGS.

Stuck interrogating the obnoxious, yet dangerous, Deidara of Akatsuki, Yamanaka Ino must come up with a plan to make him talk. How far will they go to provoke each other? Far indeed.[Deidara x Ino]

40 Sentences for the crack!pairing DeiIno.

Akatsuki was home to heartless assassins and blood traitors. In a society so ugly, there was no room for love or affection. That only meant that they'd have to make some. Because some things just needed to be handled with care to thrive. [PeinKonan]

They were really bored. And the idea just dawned on him. [OOC] [ONESHOT] [Some PeinxBlue]

Everyday, Gaara's son comes home from kindergarten and asks his dad, Daddy, Why Is My Hair Pink?. Pure fluff, GaaxSaku. Random and funny.

Gaara hated the color turquoise ever since he was little. But why didn't he hate the turquoise in Sakura's eyes? GaaxSaku

Gaara is confused about love...so he turns to the one person he trusts, the last person he should have asked for advice...his mother. ONESHOT.

Temari reflects on Gaara's childhood. oneshot. NOT SANDCEST.

Sakura reflects over Gaara's hands and what they truly are.

Ino is bored, and Kankuro just happens to show up. GaaraxSakura, and a lot of KankuroxIno. Lemon, but not in this chapter. Rated M in other chapters.

SakuxGaa: They'd been together for three years. Today Gaara was finally turning 19. What does Sakura have planned for his birthday? Lemon, slightly OOC ONESHOT

Meh. Dei wants to brush Sasori's hair. Nuff said, ne? Impliedish light shonenai. Fluff!

It's Ino's 21st birthday bash whats in store when there's a certain puppet master hanging around, a love fading away, and ties to reality slipping...Oh getting drunk isn't the worst of it either...Wow what a party! InoKan NO 2ND PART!

In the window, she saw a tall figure, with long blonde hair, tied in a ponytail, with bangs covering thier left eye. The person was wearing a long black cloak, with a red cloud pattern on it. Ino was frightened by the look in his face. Amusement.

[DeixIno drabble, Short, Fluff] And along came spring with its warm weather...

These are the people that Gaara truly hates. Pretimeskip.

[KankurouIno] Kankurou escorts Ino back to Konoha, she gets a sunburn, and things heat up unexpectedly.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Rumors abound! The Grapevine attacks! How do Gaara and Sakura react? Implied GaaSaku. CRACK!

When Tenten chooses Kiba over him, Neji finds an unexpected new friend in Akamaru. It's not a love triangle, it's a love square! [KibaTen][NejiTen][NejiAka..no I'm just kidding about that one XD]

GaaSaku... Another sexy drabble of mine... let's look at things from another point of view... what if Sakura tries to seduce the hottie from Suna...

A cute little oneshot. SakuraXGaara. Burnt eggs, peppers onions and spilled coffee bring these two together this time. No one dies. I'm not evil like that.

gaasaku Sakura has a curse worse than Sasuke's. The only way she can return to her normal self is to have someone she truly loves love her in return. Of all the people she had to choose the sand king.

No matter how hard he tried, nobody seem to notice. On that one New year's eve... His efforts were proven to not be in vain.... GaaraxSakura HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! Oneshot

While out on a mission, Ino runs into a certain blond artist...

Tenten is trying to tell Neji something. He's not quite getting it. [NejiTen]

If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!

Ever wonder why Temari is forbidden to cook? A cute little GaaraXSakura. Yuffie is in this story and I don't care what people think.

Gaara & Sakura. Pre timeskip. On an escort mission to Sand, Sakura runs into someone she'd like to never see again. She just wishes she could actually BELIEVE that statement. Since when had he been so incredibly fascinating?

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

The unofficial guide to Mary Sues for Maximum Ride fanfiction.

[MaxxFangxNudge][IggyxNudge friendship] Nudge walks in on Max and Fang kissing, ponders on the beach, and gets insight from an unexpected source.

A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.

A GaaSaku partial songfic inspired by the song Beautiful Disaster. Gaara and Sakura share a dance at the Konoha festival. First chapter Sakura's Persp, Second is Gaara's Persp.

a light DeiSaso fic – drabble. Sasori is dead and Deidara is told. he becomes distraught, then angry. wanting revenge on 'who took his sasori–danna away from him'. Zetsu and Tobi are in this fic too. i suck at summaries. rated for language.

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.

It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.

.:complete:. Cold winters are quite a pain for Gaara... Everyone thinks that Gaara is immune to all sickness, diseases, and emotions. But, Sakura realizes that he is hurting like no other...

Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.

Gaara doesn't sleep, but he still wants to dream...