Sylvah Tigah! A chick with a bad attitude, a smart mouth, and a very empty wallet. Well. I don't have a bad attitude, but *shrug*. I do have a smart mouth and a very empty wallet. Not to mention, constantly getting emptier. Why fanfiction? 'Cause what's the point of life if you can't make fun of things that already exist? I write my own stuff. S'not that good, really, most people who've read both like my fanfic more. That's why I'm posting it.

What I like: *takes deep breath* Harry Potter, Newsies *drool, X-Men (all of 'em), Sailor Moon, Gundam Wing, Cats, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, Aaron Lohr (can I keep 'im Mommy? He followed me home, honestly! What handcuffs?!), my irritating, yet completely adorable cat Jinx, Jurassic Park I and III, The Lost World SUCKED compared to the book, Inu-Yasha, Ranma 1/2, various numbers of anime that won't come to mind right now, Mercedes Lackey books, Stephen King books, It, uhm...A Goofy Movie, Goofy, Burger King fries, Diet Coke, Sprite, Life Saver Fusions (which I'm sadly addicted to), Almond Almaretto Coffee (and no other kind), Rascal Flatts (the best music group of all time, thank you very much), my best friends (they're right helpful at times), Busch Gardens, Tom Felton (I'm in luuuuuuuuurve!), being in lurve (don't ask, believe me, you don't wanna know), Trey Parker, Boys who are not only extremely cute, but who can also sing and dance, Cats Don't Dance, Aladdin, The Lion King, Simba's Pride, The Mighty Ducks, both animated an not (the non-animated mostly and all three of 'em too...Aaron Lohr is in the second and third...i like them most!) sugar (lots o' it, thanks!), writing fanfiction, writing poetry, writing lists(obviously), writing period, Genetics, Biology, A particularly obnoxious boy who's sicker than a dog, and for the life of me won't get better (I've nicknamed him my boyfriend...okay, so that's what he is...SHHHHHHHH!) and did i mention Harry Potter, Aaron Lohr or Tom Felton? I was sure that I did. In any case, I do.

Things I don't like: the movie The Lost World (sorry, just...no), An Extremely Goofy Movie, Brittany Spears, all those nearly-naked nymphos pretending to sing (puke), sideways smilies (e.g. :) :o), etc. they're supposed to be flat! like so: -_-' ^.^ o_O !_! 0o0 ^_~), my older brother, homophobes (what's wrong with those people, anyway?! gawd, I want to shove them all in a sardine can and stomp on them...I want Professor Umbridge to get hold of them.) Professor Umbridge (DID YOU READ WHAT SHE DID TO HARRY?! *seeths*), that damn line of dust that will never go away when you're sweeping stuff into a dustpan, uhm...reading annoyingly long lists like this one, and my brother's rabbit Gizmo, who won't shut the bloody hell up when other household members, who've been up all night reading the last harry potter installment because she had to work seven hours today for her best friend, and won't shut the bloody fuck up! pardon my language.

I hope you like my stuff...er...as soon as I get some up. *mumbles sheepishly*.