FreakyEllahide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Well, hi there! Im a 19 year old girl fom Sweden. And well lets just say that I love fanfictions and thats why I have this account. So my first fanfiction is now completed and my second story is in progress and I'm overly excited, but Im still going to read, and read, and read fics until I drop! So enjoy if you fancy it! I'm also a co-writer with ThreeUnicorns. But those stories won't be published here but on our shared page: Unicorn And Freaky. Please do look, but be prepaired... Those stories will, most likely, be compleate and totally random. |
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The Alkahest by Shadukiam reviews
The Marriage Law, once enacted, has the power to destroy Hermione's perfectly normal life. Luckily, she and Ron are already planning to obey the horrific law together as a team... Until a Malfoy-shaped wrench gets thrown into the works. Dramione. Cover by littleneko1923 (thank you!).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 382,331 - Reviews: 5306 - Favs: 4,030 - Follows: 5,540 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 2/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Tango by MrBenzedrine reviews
A slow burn fic about Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy taking dance lessons to learn the Tango. As the comedy builds, so does the tension -too bad Draco's set to marry Astoria. Dramione. WIP. ***FIRST PLACE: BEST ROMANCE 2017 Dramione Awards*** COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 154,436 - Reviews: 2118 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 1/2/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Astoria G. - Complete
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7246 - Favs: 8,224 - Follows: 10,187 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Crazy For You by Annamonk reviews
Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live. -Charles Bukowski They aren't my characters, but I just had to play with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 71,966 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 11/20/2018 - Published: 11/20/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by Rizzle reviews
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 250,380 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 3,517 - Updated: 9/8/2018 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
How to Win Friends and Influence People by olivieblake reviews
Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 403,894 - Reviews: 3563 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 6/15/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
In the Arms of Her Dragon by Wolf Blossom reviews
"Why're you crying?" Draco whispered, sitting down beside Hermione in a deserted Great Hall. Looking up at him with puffy eyes, she admitted what happened earlier at the Gryffindor Tower. Without a moment's hesitation, he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and said: "Come on, you're spending the night in the Slytherin dungeon. With me."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 146,266 - Reviews: 4083 - Favs: 5,948 - Follows: 8,279 - Updated: 4/24/2018 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Blood Traitor by Zalia reviews
Draco Malfoy has been living a lie to protect the girl he loves. He has inherited the Veela gene and on his next birthday he will become the first male Veela for three hundred years. Canon (except the epilogue). Multiple other characters, detailed storyline and no patience for people looking for a smut-fest in every chapter. Apparently, my sense of humour can be rather entertaining
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 186,031 - Reviews: 3170 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 4,062 - Updated: 2/23/2018 - Published: 3/1/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Presque Toujours Pur by ShayaLonnie reviews
Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,032 - Reviews: 6846 - Favs: 12,743 - Follows: 5,397 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Rebuilding by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 300 - Words: 263,336 - Reviews: 37835 - Favs: 6,369 - Follows: 4,195 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Theodore N. - Complete
To Begin Again by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy lead a ragtag group of rebels against Lord Mort - Voldemort's new, stronger incarnation. Features Vampires,Veela,Werewolves,Dementors,Ghosts,Poltergeists,Succubi,Naga,Ancient Spells,Animal Transfiguration/Animagi,DeathlyHallows,War Violence. Post-Hogwarts A/U. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Pansy, Neville/Penelope, Jeremy/Willemu,Snape,Theo,Viktor,Harry,etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 323,699 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Side Witch & The Gift by SeptimaBode reviews
It's been eight years since the War ended. I was hailed as the brightest witch of the age, and now, I'm nothing more than a dirty little secret. I knew better, but I suppose I wanted to be daring and dangerous. Well, that was a fantastic idea, wasn't it? EWE, Two-shot, Rated M for sexual situations. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,854 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/20/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Second Chances by RZZMG reviews
Scorpius Malfoy comes into his Veela birth heritage & seeks out his mate, Rose Weasley. At the same time, Draco Malfoy has decided to take a 2nd mate with the death of his wife & he's waited a long time to have Hermione Granger. Will destiny keep these couples from their much-deserved 2nd chances? NOMINATED BEST NEXTGEN WIP STORY-see profile for details. Romance/Hot Shag/Drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,112 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Rose W.
Draco and Hermione Watch AVPM by potato4 reviews
One night, Draco, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Blaise watch A Very Potter Musical. How do they react? What will Merridew do when she finds out? And what happens when Ginny and Blaise are nosier than ever? SEQUEL TO DRACO AND HERMIONE READ FANFICTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,062 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,562 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 7/24/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
The Case of the Divine Circus by frostykitten reviews
Hiatus. Sequel to CCK. Hermione and Draco had thought themselves done with divine nonsense, but now there are goddesses speaking to them through Ministry fireplaces and creatures dying all over the world from a mysterious illness. At least this time "Earl" is too busy to try and help them... or is he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,389 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Wrong Life by camnz reviews
Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,112 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16132 - Favs: 26,988 - Follows: 15,370 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dancing In Circles With Greeks by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger needs a break from her attractive co-worker, Draco Malfoy. She heads to Greece for a holiday filled with dancing, good food, shopping, & a sea of sexy, available men to try to get over her unreciprocated feelings. To her surprise, Draco shows up in Greece, too, determined to ruin her fun. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange entry. Dramione Romance/Drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,427 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
En sommarlovskväll framför datorn by TrueCharlix reviews
Även trollkarlarna och häxorna har hakat på trenden med datorer, MSN och facebook. Så vad kommer hända? Gryffindorare och Slytherinare sluter fred? Är mugglarteknologi verkligen lösningen på allt? Read and review. Borderline humor & craziness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Swedish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 70,886 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Case of the Creature Kidnappings by frostykitten reviews
"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,746 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fuse by RZZMG reviews
For 2 years, they've been friends at University. For 1 year, he's been in love with her in secret. For 5 months, they've been bed buddies... but only after he lights her fuse and gets her blood roaring. Oh, what fun Draco Malfoy has riling Hermione Granger up! Dramione Romance/Humour/Hot Shag. Post-Hogwarts-AU. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange piece. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 161 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Devil's Deal by LA DIABLESA reviews
"So in effect you want me to save the woman who betrayed me and the man she betrayed me with" he scoffed at this notion. "And what Granger, should I expect in return for performing such a selfless and noble deed?" he finished sarcastically. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,066 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 4,113 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Easter Egg by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'EASTER EGG'. Hogwarts-Era, A/U (7th year). Springtime sexual tension leads Head Girl Hermione into teasing Head Boy Draco to get his attention. She gets more than she bargained after Colour Charming his hair Easter egg pastel pink! For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Let it happen by ThreeUnicorns reviews
Hermione was walking down the aisle. Hermione was running in the forest. Hermione was sitting at a cafe that did not serve alcohol. Hermione was without her wand and money. Hermione left London to get home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,292 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Hermione G.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5362 - Favs: 6,368 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6084 - Favs: 14,387 - Follows: 5,032 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Little, Fragile Toys by Bex-chan reviews
"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 469 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sex and Love: Move Your Eyes Six Inches Up by lezonne reviews
Problems just keep coming don't they? Hermione's trying to keep a smooth steady relationship with Draco, but is he pushing for more? What's his secret? Sequel to Think With Your Head Not Your Dick; rated for same reasons **Photo not mine!**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,260 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Most Epic Email Conversation Ever Written by Unicorn And Freaky reviews
Randomness, and more randomness. Awkward moments Draco and Hermione will encounter during their last Hogwarts year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The School Exchange by vicxie22 reviews
During 7th year Dumbledore reveals that this year, there's going to be an exchange between Hogwarts and a Scandinavian wizard school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,848 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Arachne by RZZMG reviews
Captured by Death Eaters and sold into sexual slavery, Hermione Granger discovers that in order to endure evil, sometimes you have to commit evil. HG x Draco Malfoy, Draco x Theo Nott, HG x Cormac & misc. Death Eaters. 2012 HP Kinkfest entry. Story nominated in multiple categories at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 8,611 - Follows: 3,643 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Falsk romans by TrueCharlix reviews
Fanficen är tyvärr borttagen från den här sajten.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Swedish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Draco M., Susan B.
One and One Is Eleven by RZZMG reviews
On a bet, Draco Malfoy jacks a car, but can't drive it. Hermione Granger, a witch who knows nothing of her heritage, offers to help him. Love & adventure await them both. Hot shag/romance. Based on "Pretty Woman" movie. 2011 Dramione Couples Remix entry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,006 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Viva Las Vegas! by RZZMG reviews
At Pansy Parkinson's hen party in Las Vegas, Hermione Granger's dream comes true when Draco Malfoy crashes with the groom, Blaise Zabini. Anything can/does happen in Vegas! Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Hot Shag/Romance. Post-Hogwarts EWE. 2011 Dramione Couples Remix Fest #1 of 2 entry. Story won 3rd Place at the 2011 Dramione Remix Fest Fic Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 138 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Simple Kind Of Life by xXBeckyFoo reviews
The story goes that they lived happily ever after, right? Well, it's been fifteen years since the Marriage Law passed and Draco and Hermione were forced to marry; finding love along the way. Now, someone has began to tear the peace of the once arch-enemies apart and began to destroy what they thought was meant forever. Will they fight to keep it together or this time let it slip?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,846 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pansy's Revenge by frostykitten reviews
An angry 12 year old Pansy gets her revenge on Draco and drags poor Hermione into her scheme. It's not until 5 years later that the forgotten incident resurfaces. Will the threat of death bring them together, or will they murder each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,604 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Aurelian by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 270,571 - Reviews: 3731 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., OC - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3196 - Favs: 5,786 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 2,903 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 5567 - Favs: 9,749 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 6,422 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Spontaneity and Excitement by Emerald-Kisses reviews
I want more spontaneity, try something more...exciting." So, she wanted spontaneity? She wanted more excitement? Well, he was Draco Malfoy, so he would do his damned best. - Finale of Dramione Sexcapades. Rated M for a reason! R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 224 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge of the MuggleBorn by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Hermione was planning the best form of revenge yet. After Malfoy's stint a few weeks back, Hermione planned on getting back at him using her wits and her body. Sequel to Morning Shower. ONESHOT! Part two of HG/DM Sexcapades Trilogy. Rate M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 217 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 11,292 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Morning Shower by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 449 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ordinary People by inadaze22 reviews
“Let me be clear about something tonight, Granger. You're the only woman I’ve ever wanted...It’s always been you.” Draco steps in the fireplace, drops the floo powder, and disappears in a burst of green flames. Being re-written.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,343 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 3,461 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything Changes by inadaze22 reviews
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 5,247 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Master by AkashaTheKitty reviews
The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 285 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4706 - Favs: 8,067 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 3,263 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bigger is Better by superscar reviews
This is my DHr Valentine's Day request fic. It was for request number 94. I have the request at the bottom if you're curious and cause I'm too lazy to take it off. Umm...there is shrinkage. full body, not cold water There is some side BZGW action.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Pleasant Vacation reviews
She left England over the holidays to have some alone-time. But on the shores of Puerto Rico Hermione isn't as alone as she might think...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 64,173 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete