About me
I honestly don't see the point in these "About me" things. Usually they are just for stalkers to comne and get you. Okay, so that's not ALWAYS the case, but it mostly is.

Here is all you need to know about me: I write. The passion for writing runs through my veins, I was born naturally with ideas popping out of my head every two seconds, things I needed to write down quickly... But I have never written fan fiction before. This is my first time. So go easy on me, for the love of all things Gibby!

I Ship:
Sam and Freddie (iCarly)
Carly and Gibby (iCarly)
Spencer and Melony (iCarly - and yes, I DO mean the watermelon! XD)
Beck and Jade (Victorious)
Cat and Robbie (Victorious)
Tori and Andre (Victorious)
Timmy and Vicky (Fairly OddParents - they so won't happen but it's epic anyway)
Crocker and Principal Waxelplax (Fairly OddParents - also unlikely, but also awesome)
Lilly and Jackson (Hannah Montana)
Zeke and Alex (Wizards of Waverly Place - I know they're also unlikely but... you know)
Dean and Harper (Wizards of Waverly Place - only 'cause Harper hates him, and their relationship could have an awesome storyline)
Grady and Sonny (Sonny with a Chance)
Tawni and Nico (Sonny with a Chance)
Chad and Penelope (Sonny with a Chance - I dunno why, they just seem cute to me)
Sandy and Patrick (SpongeBob SquarePants)
SpongeBob and Squidward (SpongeBob SquarePants - and I'm talkin' about the FRIENDSHIP here)
A LOT more ... just too lazy to list 'em all. :P

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (If you are a girl)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (If you are a boy)
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly … or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE be so I MUST ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian. (If you are a girl)
I don't want a GIRLFRIEND so I MUST be gay. (If you are a boy)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat.
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic.
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm a METHODIST, so I MUST be lazy not caring person.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else.
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm FORGETFUL (sometimes), so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO MYSPACE so I MUST have no friends.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think I'm all that".
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-achiever.
I act CRAZY so I must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so I must be a party girl.
I'm British, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society English.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

My Future/Current/Previous Fics

iDidn't Mean to Hurt You
iCarly
Multi-chapter
Sam/Freddie
The cold, pained look in his eyes reminded me of what I'd done to him, and I was sure he'd never forgive me for it. He had trusted me with his life ... but I had only made it worse.

iNever Loved You
iCarly
Multi-chapter
Sam/Freddie
"'I NEVER LOVED YOU!' I yelled angrily." But Jonah wouldn't let her go... And now it's up to Freddie to help.

Penelope's Return
Sonny with a Chance
One-shot
Chad/Penelope
Now that Penelope is back, she's planning to change. Sadly, nobody's welcoming her ... except for a certain Mackenzie Falls star. Chad and Sonny never dated here.

SpongeBob's Sister
SpongeBob SquarePants
SongeBob
When SpongeBob's sister, SpongeAnne, comes to visit, it seems as though everyone loves her She's stealing all his friends: Sandy, Squidward, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and even Gary! Can SpongeBob get all his friends back before he's completely forgotten?