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For people

that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
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I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Stereotypes. They're stupid and they don't define who you are; YOU define who you are. Put THAT in your smoke and pipe it! xD

-THE KH SURVEY-

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Axel..i also like Zexion and Roxas...and Sora and Riku...i think that O wait i also like Demyx..yep that's it

2. Your favorite KH girl?

hmmm...Namine...and Kairi

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

hmmm...Diz...he's weird meh

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Larxene

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

hmmm The World That Never Was i like the name it's poetic sounding and also The Pridelands cause u get to be a loin X3

6. Least Favorite World?

hmmm...100 acre woods, it's boring their

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Axel's Chakrams cause their awsome as well as their owner..and Roxas' keyblades HE HAS TWO!...TWO!!

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

hmmm those things that that one guy ummm...i forget his name..u see him i think his names is Xaldin

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

hmmm idk i don't use them so idk

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final Form and Lion form haha i love being a cat, also Anti form I KNOW weird right but it's fun and i like it so MLEH!!

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Zemyx, AkuRoku and SoRiku, how origanal right BUT i also like XenmasxSiax yummeh

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

hmmm i really don't mind anyone of them...cept LarxenexAxel or LarxenexRoxas..it's just weird

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

ummm i probably have but i'm to lazy to think about it now

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

to lazy...again

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Xenmas talks.. i like Mansex but he talks to much about KINGDOM HEARTS ooo and also Sephiroth's voice it bothers me cause i like Sephy

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

hmmm Riku cause he fights well...also i think Simba pairs up at some point but i don't remember

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

Theory?...what theory?...as in did they have smex and create Setzer the struggle battle champion. YES!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

HAh no he's just THAT awsome!!

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

yes yes i do

Anyone within a twenty mile radius: REALLY!?

Me: hah nooooo xD YEaaaahh Marly straight don't make me laugh pfft

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

annoyong no...she just kind of stirs up trouble though but, that's not her fault it's the creators!!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why

hmmm Namine and Roxy idk they just look better together

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

that it's going to b FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!!

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

i didn't play that much of it but what i did play was really fun and by no means a waste I LOVE the ORGANIZATION!!

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

hmmm Axel...no Sephy...hmmm...actually Sephy cause then i'd force him to bring Axel who would bring Roxas for my friend Madison to have XD

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

hmmm...idk...Namine i guess i eally don't know hmm..

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

O once i was looking at Soriku vid on mah grandma's labtop while she was out then i heard someone coming down the hall and i fell out of my chair, i then relized it was my sister who likes yaoi, but as soon as i got back IN the chair my grandma came down the hall and i closed the computer and fell out of my chair yet again, when asked what happened i said she scared me..it worked grandma left and sister slapped me..the end

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

no not yet but i'd like to b Axel cause...idk i just love Axel XD

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

hmmmm can't remember

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephy...ugh he took FOR! EVER!! but i still love him x3

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

THE ORGANIZATION!!11!1 i love them

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexy...cause he's smexy

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas...hmm yeah Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

hmmm...SOROXAS..yeah i can't choose and IT"S A COUPLE!!

35. Axel or Demyx?

AXEL BABEH!!

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

GAH! their both so smexeh...hmmm AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

GAH!! not AGAIN!! WHYYYYYY??...hmmm i guess AkuRoku again...it was the first couple i liked so i love them most

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku i'm a yaoi fangirl and this is very smexeh

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream BABY!!

42. Cloud or Leon?

GRrrrr!!...Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Clerith

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

hmmmm their both pretty but Passion

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character's as well)

OKKK.. Axel,Roxas,Siax,Xenmas,Riku,Sora,Sephiroth,Cloud,Leon,Zexion,Demyx

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

ummm Ouran High School Host Club

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel - Reno (duh)

Ven- looks EXACTLY like Roxas EXACTLY!!

Larxene - Draco

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

Kingdom Hearts:358/2 Days!! I WANT THIS GAME soooooooooooo bad!!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2, one because of the Organization and TWO KH1 is boring

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

it just is...the end

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